- Throbbing Goosenecks
- We Came Here to Chew Gum and Suck Ass and We're All Out of Gum
- Answer: A Bug, A Car, A Band. Question: Name Three Beatles Oasis are Not Bigger Than
- Ty Pennington is a Homewrecker
- Fe-Fi-Fo-Fum...I've Got a Sexy Englishman... in My Pants
- Still Waiting For my Condom Shipment to Arrive
Caffrey's Pub
- Pete Marshall ran off to New York to get Hitched: Gay Man's Paradise
- America -> Home of the Red, White + Booze
- Get Steve Irwin off the mic
- Ryan Dunn is dead..... Sexy!
Whiskey Bar
- Isn't Prince Albert In the Urban Dictionary Too?
- Amsterdam Might Be Low But Its Citizens Are High As A Kite!
- I Don't Do Coke, I Just Like The Smell Of It
- Bill Clinton Only Has One Kid? Are You Sure?
- Half Our Team Is Busy With Fortune Tellers Thats Why We Suck
- I Gave LeBron A Dollar And Asked For Change Back. He Only Gave Me .75c Because He Couldn't Come Up With The 4th Quarter!
Replay Sports Bar
- We May Not Go Down In History, Buy We Will Go Down On Your Sister
- What's the worst part about raping a deaf person? Breaking both their hands afterwords...
- Charlie Sheen and two dead hookers
- How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Nail down the other hand.
- I got tattoos on my arms to get laid and all I ended up with was this job
The Highbury
- What Sort of Jew Tapes a Dollar to the Window? Shame on You, Joe Katz
- I Came, I Saw, I Regretted It Immediately
Fanatics Sports Central
- I Wish This Microphone Was A Dick
- Too bad the titanic wasn't made out of NERF, that shit floats.
- Why do we always suck when Kevin's gone-aria??
- Wayne Rooney's Hair Club
- On The Fifth Day Of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me, A Scorching Case Of Herpes!
- Well....Fuck
Milwaukee Brat House
- I Won't Do Anything For Love... But I Will Do Anal!
- Breast Friends
- I'm West Allis.... I'm Sorry
- I'm Not Gay But My Smart Car is. Blow Me...
- Pete... Do you Schlitz or swollow?
- If Men With Small Penises Drive Hummers, Ian Should Drive A God Damn Tank!
- We Only Comment on Facebook Posts to Get Laid!
5th Ward Pub
- We still don't know shit
- Stop asking about Canada... No one cares.
- Lebron Better Life Than U, Fewer Rings
- Boy George W Bush
- Sam is a slag P.s. Fuck England, Go America!
Dino'z Sports Bar
- My Wife Sucks At Wrestling But You Should See Her Box
- When You Weren't Looking I Rubbed My Dick On Your Scarf
- I Love Watching Women Use The Shakeweight...
- The First Thing Chris Brown Said When He Saw Rihana, "I'd Hit That..."
- I'm Nervous So I'm Picturing You All Naked...And Don't Look Because I've Got A Huge Boner Right Now.
Jim's Place
- Ninja Penguins on Coke
- Have You Seen My Anthony Weiner?
- Every Time Nickelback Plays on Radio, A Llama Die
Attebury's Pub and Eatery
- They Call Me TNT, 'cause I'll Blow Up In Your Pants
- I Think I'm In Labor, But We Came To Quiz Anyway
- Angela Lansbury Used To Be Hot
- Drink Apple Juice, OJ Will Kill You
Black Rose Irish Pub
- The Team Formerly Known As Prince
- I May Be Late To The Party but, I Always Cum On Time
- E = M.C. Hammered
Grafton Ale House
- What Do Cardinals Fans and Gay People Have in Common?... Both Love Pujols
- Would Have Won... But Kelsey Had to Poo
- Dear Wickens, Thanks for Bringing this Shit Weather Back With You From England
- Are You the Quizmaster, Because I'm the Trivia Keeper!
- Is it Weird That the Picture of Princess Leia Turns Me On More With the Buscemi Eyes?
Three Lions Pub
- Congress is now one weiner leaner
- Even with the clue, we have no fucking clue.
- Dirk Nowitzki has got To be Swinging a Cedar down there
- My Nephew Dexter was Just Born Today and He's Already Bigger than Tink
Duke of Devon Pub
- Colombo's Dead and We Know Who Did It
- I Just Saw Hugh Hephner's Runaway Bride in the Bathroom with Anthony Weiner
- Since he's not here this week, can I just ask, is Ryan just a little gay?
Crisp Pizza Bar
- Two good looking girls who have it together. And some asshole...
- The Bruce Jenner Appreciation Society (BJAS)
- Fuck table tennis, the national sport of China is NINJA
- It's a tiny leg, It's a deformity I have to live with.
