September's Best Team Names

Milwaukee Ale House
  • The Jay Cutler of 25c Doesn't Have Balls Anymore Either
  • Skeletor vs Shredder Cage Match
  • Gaston Never Had a Chance. Once You Go Beast You Never Go Back
  • When Chuck Norris Kerplunks Barbie He Makes White Christmas
  • Dixie Whatever His Name Wishes He Had Painted His Testicles Orange So He Wouldn't Have Lost It
  • Horse Drawn Miscarriage
  • Peter Tucker Packed a Truck With Pheasant PLuckers
  • Too Distracted By Boobs
  • 40-48% Sure We Have No Idea What We ARE Doing
  • My Kraken Has One Buscemi Eye

Cafe Hollander
  • This is the Least British Quizmaster I've Ever Seen
  • Welcome Steven Hawking. Grab a seat... Oh, I see you brought your own.
  • Titties
  • I see said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw!
  • Gonnerhea + Down Syndrome = The Slow Clap
  • It's Quizzness Time! (Referencing Flight of the Concords, if you don't get it, you're lame!)

Caffrey's Pub
  • I'd slam Casey Anthony.
  • The best part about a blow job is the 30-45 seconds of silence.
  • I put my big dipper into the Black Pearl's Poop deck
  • Glee Season 3, I'm so excited I had my boyfriend jerk me off!
  • We play naked twister at our family reunion!
  • Casey Anthony's Daycare Service
  • Heidi Montag's Fake Tits Are Bigger Than Our Brains.
  • Wanna Hear A Joke?.... The WNBA.
  • Sex With A Pregnant Chick, More Like A Threesome.

Whiskey Bar
  • William Clark and Theodore Lewis's Excellent Adventure
  • Go Fuck Yourself in the Pujols, Alberta!
  • At the special-ed prom, every dance is a slow dance
  • Paul Revere actually rode at 4:20 - he was stoned

Replay Sports Bar
  • I touch the Quizmaster's Tits
  • Canada... America's Hat
  • I hate fake European football
  • Is raping the cubs statutory of Beastiality??
  • The only reason Gaddafi's still working the Libya is because he can't find the clitoris
  • I would fuck the shit out of Zombie letter A

Fanatics Sports Central
  • At least I can out drink a Kenyan
  • Suck a fart out of my ass and hold it like a bong hit
  • Fuck Me, I'm English
  • I'm Glad I can use my college education

Milwaukee Brat House
  • Not caring about Hockey... It's what American's and Brit's have in common!
  • Tequila Mockingbird
  • I Wish I Was a Little Bit Taller... In My Pants!
  • Michael Jackson's Bed Knobs and Broom Sticks Are Not a Play Toy
  • The Problem with Scotland is that it's Full of Scots!
  • Bang! Daz is Gonna Get His Girl Pregnant in New Orleans
  • Ashamed of what I Did for a Klondike Bar

Zim's Bar
  • Having just completed the Warrior Dash, defeating the Quizmaster is way easier... Sorry Kevin.
  • Amanda Hug & Kiss
  • My Wife Told Me She's Pregnant This Morning... Fuck.

Dino'z Sports Bar
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  • PENIS.....Ooo Sorry I Got Nervous
  • I’ll Be Your Wingman, Even If It Means I Have To Take A Chubby. I Will Suck It Up
  • I Love Karaoke, Cuz I Get To Hold That Thing Next To My Mouth

Jim's Place
  • After I Pee I Shake It Twice, Sometimes Three Times
  • Dykes With Dicks: The Perfect Mix
  • How to Get the Junk Outta Your Trunk, By Casey Anthony
  • If Your Girlfriend is Too Heavy, Find a New Girlfriend
  • My Girlfriend Called Me a Pedophile, I said, "That's a Pretty Big Word for a 5-year Old"
  • Rosa Parks Shoulda Called Shotgun
  • Your Mom May not Play Football...But We've all Seen her Box
  • I Tried To Use "Penis" as my Password, but my Computer Told Me it was Too Short

Attebury's Pub and Eatery
  • The Dingo Ate My Baby.
  • Why Does It Hurt When I Pee.
  • Practice Abstinence, Say No To Dick & Bush.
  • Idaho? No, You Da Ho!

Black Rose Irish Pub
  • We T-Bagged this quiz like we T-Bagged the Red Coats
  • Anne Frank and the hide and seek silver medalists

Grafton Ale House
  • Oops My Camel Toe is Showing Again
  • Tomorrow You've Got 26 Chances to Get a Piece of a Crashing Satelitte... Good Luck!
  • Vlad the Snuggler
  • San Diego of course means "Whale's Vagina"
  • How Many Times Do You Think Tim Robbins Dropped the Soap During Filming!

The Highbury
  • The only Swedes I know work in the Porn Industry
  • Oops... I showed you my camel toe again
  • Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Lost My Virginity At One Of Your Clues
  • A horse is a horse, of course, of course, unless the horse is a scouser horse - then it's a pikey mule
  • I've Been With More "Stans" Than Countries

Three Lions Pub
  • Pangea is a Fact, Mother Fucker
  • Why Does Hellen Keller Masturbate with one Hand? So She Can Moan With the Other
  • On a Scale from 1 to Chris Brown, How Mad Are You?
  • Whats the Difference between a Dead Baby and a Golden Delicious Apple? I don't cum on a Golden Delicious Apple Before I Eat It
  • Hopefully he gets good penetration in the back field so he can ram it in for a score
  • If Michelle Bachman Wins the Presidency, The United Kingdom Reserves the Right to Revoke America's Independence
  • We're making lists of men we want to shag, and Christopher Tinker is always on top
  • Lady Gaga might still have a penis. But i would still do her
  • If she's old enough to crawl...She's in the right position
  • If it moves shag it, if it doesn't...shag it till it does

Duke of Devon Pub
  • M.A.S.H - More Alcohol Should Help!!!
  • Beer and Loathing in Shevegas
  • Man, If I Didn't Get that Text From Brett Favre I Would have Totally Blown that Question on Erectile Dysfunction Disorder

Crisp Pizza Bar
  • My balls are as smooth as a British Bulldog's face
  • Why is a baby crying in a bar? Because it's Wisconsin
  • We are drunk & hungry and want a fucking pizza


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