- The Jay Cutler of 25c Doesn't Have Balls Anymore Either
- Skeletor vs Shredder Cage Match
- Gaston Never Had a Chance. Once You Go Beast You Never Go Back
- When Chuck Norris Kerplunks Barbie He Makes White Christmas
- Dixie Whatever His Name Wishes He Had Painted His Testicles Orange So He Wouldn't Have Lost It
- Horse Drawn Miscarriage
- Peter Tucker Packed a Truck With Pheasant PLuckers
- Too Distracted By Boobs
- 40-48% Sure We Have No Idea What We ARE Doing
- My Kraken Has One Buscemi Eye
Cafe Hollander
- This is the Least British Quizmaster I've Ever Seen
- Welcome Steven Hawking. Grab a seat... Oh, I see you brought your own.
- Titties
- I see said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw!
- Gonnerhea + Down Syndrome = The Slow Clap
- It's Quizzness Time! (Referencing Flight of the Concords, if you don't get it, you're lame!)
Caffrey's Pub
- I'd slam Casey Anthony.
- The best part about a blow job is the 30-45 seconds of silence.
- I put my big dipper into the Black Pearl's Poop deck
- Glee Season 3, I'm so excited I had my boyfriend jerk me off!
- We play naked twister at our family reunion!
- Casey Anthony's Daycare Service
- Heidi Montag's Fake Tits Are Bigger Than Our Brains.
- Wanna Hear A Joke?.... The WNBA.
- Sex With A Pregnant Chick, More Like A Threesome.
Whiskey Bar
- William Clark and Theodore Lewis's Excellent Adventure
- Go Fuck Yourself in the Pujols, Alberta!
- At the special-ed prom, every dance is a slow dance
- Paul Revere actually rode at 4:20 - he was stoned
Replay Sports Bar
- I touch the Quizmaster's Tits
- Canada... America's Hat
- I hate fake European football
- Is raping the cubs statutory of Beastiality??
- The only reason Gaddafi's still working the Libya is because he can't find the clitoris
- I would fuck the shit out of Zombie letter A
Fanatics Sports Central
- At least I can out drink a Kenyan
- Suck a fart out of my ass and hold it like a bong hit
- Fuck Me, I'm English
- I'm Glad I can use my college education
Milwaukee Brat House
- Not caring about Hockey... It's what American's and Brit's have in common!
- Tequila Mockingbird
- I Wish I Was a Little Bit Taller... In My Pants!
- Michael Jackson's Bed Knobs and Broom Sticks Are Not a Play Toy
- The Problem with Scotland is that it's Full of Scots!
- Bang! Daz is Gonna Get His Girl Pregnant in New Orleans
- Ashamed of what I Did for a Klondike Bar
Zim's Bar
- Having just completed the Warrior Dash, defeating the Quizmaster is way easier... Sorry Kevin.
- Amanda Hug & Kiss
- My Wife Told Me She's Pregnant This Morning... Fuck.
Dino'z Sports Bar
- Santourm.....google it
- PENIS.....Ooo Sorry I Got Nervous
- I’ll Be Your Wingman, Even If It Means I Have To Take A Chubby. I Will Suck It Up
- I Love Karaoke, Cuz I Get To Hold That Thing Next To My Mouth
Jim's Place
- After I Pee I Shake It Twice, Sometimes Three Times
- Dykes With Dicks: The Perfect Mix
- How to Get the Junk Outta Your Trunk, By Casey Anthony
- If Your Girlfriend is Too Heavy, Find a New Girlfriend
- My Girlfriend Called Me a Pedophile, I said, "That's a Pretty Big Word for a 5-year Old"
- Rosa Parks Shoulda Called Shotgun
- Your Mom May not Play Football...But We've all Seen her Box
- I Tried To Use "Penis" as my Password, but my Computer Told Me it was Too Short
Attebury's Pub and Eatery
- The Dingo Ate My Baby.
- Why Does It Hurt When I Pee.
- Practice Abstinence, Say No To Dick & Bush.
- Idaho? No, You Da Ho!
Black Rose Irish Pub
- We T-Bagged this quiz like we T-Bagged the Red Coats
- Anne Frank and the hide and seek silver medalists
Grafton Ale House
- Oops My Camel Toe is Showing Again
- Tomorrow You've Got 26 Chances to Get a Piece of a Crashing Satelitte... Good Luck!
- Vlad the Snuggler
- San Diego of course means "Whale's Vagina"
- How Many Times Do You Think Tim Robbins Dropped the Soap During Filming!
The Highbury
- The only Swedes I know work in the Porn Industry
- Oops... I showed you my camel toe again
- Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Lost My Virginity At One Of Your Clues
- A horse is a horse, of course, of course, unless the horse is a scouser horse - then it's a pikey mule
- I've Been With More "Stans" Than Countries
Three Lions Pub
- Pangea is a Fact, Mother Fucker
- Why Does Hellen Keller Masturbate with one Hand? So She Can Moan With the Other
- On a Scale from 1 to Chris Brown, How Mad Are You?
- Whats the Difference between a Dead Baby and a Golden Delicious Apple? I don't cum on a Golden Delicious Apple Before I Eat It
- Hopefully he gets good penetration in the back field so he can ram it in for a score
- If Michelle Bachman Wins the Presidency, The United Kingdom Reserves the Right to Revoke America's Independence
- We're making lists of men we want to shag, and Christopher Tinker is always on top
- Lady Gaga might still have a penis. But i would still do her
- If she's old enough to crawl...She's in the right position
- If it moves shag it, if it doesn't...shag it till it does
Duke of Devon Pub
- M.A.S.H - More Alcohol Should Help!!!
- Beer and Loathing in Shevegas
- Man, If I Didn't Get that Text From Brett Favre I Would have Totally Blown that Question on Erectile Dysfunction Disorder
Crisp Pizza Bar
- My balls are as smooth as a British Bulldog's face
- Why is a baby crying in a bar? Because it's Wisconsin
- We are drunk & hungry and want a fucking pizza