Best Team Names of June 2025



Rock and Roll Trivia
- Tone-Deaf Leppard 
- Styx and stones won't break my bones but rock and roll trivia might 
- Fleetwood mac and cheese 
- Robert pants tight jeans 
- The answering machines 
- E = mc hammer 
- Guns and roses and wrong answers 
- Jumpin Jack Flashers 
- Come pet my whitesnake in the jungle room 
- I'll bop your cherry pie with my White snake
- Bon Jovi did my mom
- Imagine dragon these nuts across yo face
- Quizing on a prayer
- Red hot trivia peppers

Simpsons Trivia
- The Real Jims Enjoyer 420 69
- The Suckiest Sucks that Ever Sucked
- Christmas Apes Lil Helper 
- Perfectly Cromulent Team Name
- Hi I’m Taylor and you may remember me from such films like fuzzy bunny’s guide to you know what
- Treehouse of whores 
- We’re here for brats, we don’t want any damn vegetables 
- I’m in a rollagay
- Don’t do what Donny don’t does 
- 1977 gong show contestants 
- Perky pin pals! 
- I’m looking for Amanda huginkiss 
- Sexy Flanders 
- Stupid sexy Flanders 
- Two and a half a man and a red head
- Everything’s Coming Up Milhouse!
- Money's too tight for steak
- The Dennis miller ratio 
- Don’t you hate pants?
- I’ll have the crab juice 
- Hootie mcboob/ chesty larue 
- Crazy vaclavs house of automobile

1840 Brewing
- Very good women and a few good men

Amp Haus
- We chose trivia over our anniversary dinner

Baldwin Street Grille
- the raw horse meat afficiandos
- Friendly Illinois brethren (fibs)

BJs Crafty Tap
- Shit Storm Whale vaginas

Brass Monkey
- Sex Dungeon 
- Are you sure a group of oysters aren’t part of the “Blue Oyster Cult”? 
- These two theatre kids would have LOVED a musical round!
- Nicki’s 1st Brass Quizmaster experience was a Hugh (Heffner) Success! 
- Hugh Heffner’s mom is way cooler than ur mom! 
- My dreams about Quizmaster Katelin aren’t lucid, they’re wet.
- Was that really a heatwave or was that Quizmaster Katelin walking by? 
- Grandpa Joe never got out of bed because he was checking out Grandpa George’s Chocolate Factory

Brown Deer Beer Garden
- (Tom Segura Team) this name was because they think I look like him.

Cafe Hollander - Brookfield
- New Girls on the Block (literally we moved last week)
- Teachers After Dark
- David Beckham is a SOCCER Player
- Beauty and the Beasts of Hazzard

Cafe Hollander - Madison
- Meanwhile back at Squid Ranch
- She Chank on my Tragus till I Drupelet
- Quiz me harder daddy
- Bend it like Beckham, Wreck it like Ralph
- Tibet or not Tibet

Cafe Hollander - Mequon
- I have nipples quizmaster, can you milk me? 
- We’ll be your daddies this Father’s Day
- We Wanted Pitbull not Geography 
- We’re Melting 
- Beauty and the Butte

Caffrey's Pub
- Todays date is…. Nice (6/9)
- Cee lo peen
- Trombone my (han) cock

Camp Bar - Shorewood
- how da fuq should we know
- Maltese Na’vidad
- Never gonna quiz you up

Camp Bar - Third Ward
- Queen Elizabeth Goblin My Clock
- George Foreman Plagued My Asshole
- I Hancocked In Her Candy 
- Boobs
- 3.5 Inches Collectively

Camp Bar - Tosa
- Reno how to sumo wrestle
- Here’s looking at you quiz
- Siberian Tiger Kings
- Don’t Buster! She has Crabbes :(

Cedar Jacks
- His dodo keeps me happy because it isn't preserved in a jar
- The Noble Asses
- I don't understand much, but I understand donuts

Copper on King
- Cup my billiard balls while you play my trombone

Copper Turtle
- Getting to 2nd Base with Cleopatra

Crafty Cow - Bay View
- HULKS GLISTENING BICEP

Crafty Cow - Oconomowoc
- The ghosts of Meg Ryan's Career
- Quarterback that ass up

Crafty Cow - Tosa
- Monica Lewinsky new how to chank on Clinton's Bangkok
- Massachusetts has so many Ts they threw a tea party
- Love the way you lie about that being an Eminem song

Deer Camp
- Please text me friend Dixon, he’s desperate but also very smart and if you don’t he will be single forever (phone number)
- Professional finishers
- My GF Makes My Horn Go Up Like A Unicorn
- Who Names Their Child Kyle??!?
- Alice Kerplunked me in Wonderland

Eagle Park Brewing - Milwaukee
- Howdah jelly did you fit dat equatorial bulge in those pants 
- Is that an equatorial bulge in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
- Hand Gruber Law Offices... One Fall, That's All 
- Can't Smell Aroma After Corona
- “I Am a Weakish Quizzer” is an anagram for Best Team Name

Eagle Park Brewing - Muskego
- lt Dan is still faster than a sloth
- Major Lugers at recognizing Christina Aguilera
- Andre the giant has a retractable super dome for his billiard balls
- Ain’t no laws when you’re drinking claws

Elm Grove Beer Garden
- Brad Pitt, Bradley Cooper, and George Clooney gave me a rocket, man.
- Napoleon's Boner-A-Parte of History.
- Amateur meteorologists.

Gathering Place Brewing
- Houdini's Shrinkage
- My mom asked me to promote her Onlyfans at Trivia
- Disney Prepared us for Animal Identification more than Historical Geography
- The Master Drinkers 
- Our POTUS is a POS <3

Holey Mackerel
- Have You Ever Come up with an Epic Team Name? Yeah, Me Either... Me, Party of One

Horse & Plow
- The 100 Acre Gang
- Better Late Than Pregnant
- Questionably Quiet, Quick-Witted, Quirky Quiz Quartet
- Flamin' Rubber Duckies

Hot House Tavern
- She rolled her cheese on my equatorial bulge until I terminated 
- I Quizzes a girl and I liked it
- Ginger Snaps.

The Hub at Cedar Creek
- Dumb, dumber, dumber, dumber, dumber, dumber, dumbest
- Tricky Dick's Yo-Yo
- Make America Great Britain Again

Izzy Hops
- Um... John Lennon Isn't Dead?
- Happy Days are Not the Cosby Show

Jack's American Pub
- You can’t handle the barm
- Can Opener? I hardly know her
- Jack’s American Pub, Where Dreams Come True 
- No-KIA Boyz
- To the owners of the white Kia, it’s gone now
- the donkey emoji is real and it’s awesome

Lake Louie Brewing
- SPAMALOTS
- Fishigan State

The Landing at Hoyt Park
- Beauty and Deez Nutz
- I didn't know penguins proposed with Dwayne Johnson
- Supercalifragilisticexpiali-deez-nutz
- Cayman Cider
- Lazy Susan was my nickname in high school
- You teste-d us one too many times 
- Jaguar, aluminum, Mario. (I just want someone to say it right since Ryan’s gone) 
- is Ryan polyorchid?

McGillycuddy's
- Bald at 20

Milwaukee Brat House, Downtown
- Titsburgh Feelers
- Ian's Pizza Fan Club
- Flying Peeps
- Vulcanized rubbers last longer 
- Darth Vader has an extra testicle

Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood
- She chanking on my drooplet til I griffonage
- Idaho? No u-da-hoe 
- Chanking on my Tragus til I drupelet
- We’re not going back to Cali, Cali, Cali 
- Quiz on her face
- Cocaine bear- with us 
- Condom broke we awoke
- Charlie’s moms have got it going on 
- Greco Roman balls on head 
- viagra - play, laugh, grow
- Richard Nixon called me a munch 
- Beauty and the beastiality
- I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing 
- Flaccid reflux 

Milwaukee Brewing
- ICE Trump's Musky Balls

Molly McGuire's
- Drinking Team With a Trivia problem.

North Pillar Brewing
- A Bloat of Buschemis 
- Harry Houdini caimen my lazy Susan
- Here for the pizza deal 
- Snooker? I hardly know’er

O'Lydias
- One big beautiful trivia team
- These questions are BANANAS. B-A-N-A-N-A-S
- String vest fest ‘99
- Who Knew The Disney Rennaissance would bite us in the A**

Ope Brewing
- We really sucked the mon-signors Bangkok on this one
- Look at the tins cans on that Iron Lady
- if you knew all of three characters in attendance at the Mad Tea Party… seek help.
- Tibet your sweet ass it’s a country

Pete's Pub
- Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, watch out here comes WWIII
- Two guys, six testicles

Pilot Project Brewing
- Hollaback girls for Bradley Cooper
- I just quizzed in my pants
- Happy Juneteeth (Venmo your Black friends!)
- Green Eggs and DAMN these questions are hard

Pioneer Bowl
- Glory Bowl

Pizza Man - Downer
- Pizza Bitch!

Pizza Man - Tosa
- Hot Cousins
- The Dingo Ate Your Baby

Raised Grain Brewing
- Mother Factors 
- Tim Horton Hears a Who 
- You make my rocket man spring in my jeans
- Pasta Mania Mafia

Sahale Ale Works
- 3 Girls Gingerly Walked into a Space Bar
- I bought 5 George Foreman grills and all I got was this preserved penis!
- Passing Noble Gasses
- It's Beer Can, Not Beer Can't

Skippys Burger Bar
- 1912 titanic swim team

Steny's Lake Country
- Trivia Team with a Drinking Problem
- Zac Efron’s New Chin Gives me a Bug Bang Footlong
- Brett Farve's Tight Jeans

Third Space Brewing
- I dropped an atomic bomb in the ladies room (I'm talking about poop)
- No one has walked on the moon
- Iranian Caviar Sounds Terrible!

Third Space Innovation Brewhouse
- Let’s get Quizzical
- Hold my beer, I’ve got this answer
- Aerogel can't support this Blue Steel

Three Lions Pub
- The Mountain Caymen my Wooly Mammoth
- What do you call a pansexual named Nick who works at the Disney company? Pan nic at the disco:
- I think I caught Heptathlonitis
- Snooker? I hardly know her!

Up Down
- I Caiman Lazy Susan
- Your Marty McFly is Down!
- Jar Jar Drinks
- Argo Fuck Yourself!

VFW New Berlin
- Turd Fergusons

Vier North
- Diddy Did It

Whole Foods - Streeterville
- The Lazy Susans

Whole Foods - Tosa Tavern
- The princess and the hobbit
- Was Napoleon short…everywhere?
- Maroon five can bend me into a fusilli
- Sperminators

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