- Liam Neeson's Cock
- My favorite Thanksgiving Dish: Stuffing Ms Daisy
- Seriously... What ever happened to Nelly and Sisqo?
- WNBA: Why Nobody Bothers Attending
- From the back is Bill's favorite view of Hillary
- I hate it when people compare Freddie Mercury to God. He's good, but he's no Freddie Mercury
Cafe Hollander
- This is the smallest bra i've ever seen!
- "Tits" is a boring team name name
- Proper English Tea-Baggers
Caffrey's Pub
- I Could Never Be Jerry Sandusky, My Dick's Too Big.
- Pete Wishes He Had A Grand Prick.
- The Only Thing Worse Than Detroit Is Nickleback.
- Jerry Sandusky's Tonsil Tickling Team
- Jesse Owens Won Four Golds, But Hitler Won Best Mustache
- Driver, Please Stop The Bus. You Need To Let My Friend Jack Off.
- I Want To Work, That Is Why I Don't Live In Green Bay
- Does It Count As A 3-Way If She's Pregnant.
- Jerry Sandusky Presents Marquette Elementary School Quiznight.
- Schindler's Quiz: I Could Have Answered More
- Weeping Priests
Whiskey Bar
- 9 Out Of 10 Prisoners Loves A Good Gang Rape
- Herman Cain Is Pulling Out?...Thats A First
- Jerry Sandusky, Coming From Behind Since 1998...Too Soon?
- Aren't All Females Bitches
- Does it make anyone else feel old knowing Toy Story was made 16 years ago?
- As Popular As Scott Walker At A Teacher's Convention!
- Justin Bieber's New Song... Baby, Baby, Baby. Ohhh, it's not my baby
- There are actually 207 bones... you're forgetting the boner!
- Herman Cain Gave Me the The Clap
Replay Sports Bar
- This is how it feels to be city, this is how it feels to be Manc, this is how it feels when your club's not owned by the bank.
- South Dakota is the Black Hole State
- Unique New York, Unique New York, Unique New York.
- What do Jerry Sandusky and Kohl's have in common? Little Boys pants half off!
- Miley Cyrus is not smarter than a 5th grader
- I hope Dr. Conrad Murray likes prison food .... and penis.
- Things longer than Kim Kardashian's Marriage - The Trick Or Treat Line at Casey Anthony's House
McGillycuddy's
- My Bosnian Friend Is The Worst Teammate Ever!
- So A Red Bull, Mr. Jameson, And A Vodka Walk Into A Bar
- Quiz On My Face!!
- Would You Like Some Crumpets? I Would Because I'm Winston Churchill
Bootz Saloon
- Suck an egg - we're sore losers
Fanatics Sports Central
- And Down Goes Frasier
- The Labrynth was filmed in Saskatchewan
- Ray charles,that daredevil
- The WNBA really fucks with Darwins theory of evolution
Milwaukee Brat House
- Bark Twice for Rick Perry... then throw up and don't vote for him
- What did Blonde's left leg say to her right? Nothing... they have never met
- Star Whores Episode 1
- When I think about you I quiz myself
- Urban Myth: Wickens has a giant alligator... In My Pants?
- Bark twice if you live in a city where you think a grocery store is a bar with a popcorn machine in it
- "Jerry Sandusky is guilty... of being kind of hot"
- If a cougar is an older woman who goes after a younger boy, is a Nittany Lion the older man that goes after a younger boy... In My Pants
- The Suck Ups - All the cool people are going to the Quizmaster Cup
- Justin Bieber should have practiced Coitus Interuptus
- Cher is the Quizmaster's Favorite Singer
Dino'z Sports Bar
- Paranormal Activity . . . In My Pants!
- 10% Off Shower Head At Joe Perverto's Penn State Shower Emporium
- I Hope This WIns Best Team Name
Jim's Place
- Big Cats might be Dangerous, but a Little Pussy Never Hurt Anyone
- Finished My Morning Workout...Time to Clear my Internet History
- Penn State: Where 10-year Old Tight End's become Wide Receivers
- Did you know... A pig's orgasm can last up to 30 minutes? Way to go, pigs!
- For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer and a condom
- Be careful what you wish for...Remember, Simba "couldn't wait to be king," then his dad got fucking dealt with.
- Did you Know... That Vibrators were first used in the 19th Century to treat a woman for Hysteria? Way to go, Vibrators!
- If you lock your keys in your car outside an abortion clinic, is it wrong to go inside and ask for a coathanger?
- We Gave out more Tricks than Treats Last Week
- Did you Know... Penguins only have sex twice per year? We would say, "Way to go, 36 Penguins," but we feel sorry for them
- Women are Like Condoms, they spend more time in your wallet than on your dick
Attebury's Pub and Eatery
- What Do Santa, The Tooth Fairy, and The G Spot Have In Common? They Don't Exist.
- Like Pete and Jerry Sandusky, We Too Enjoy The Rythmic Slapping Of Towels In The Shower. Too Soon?
- Pete Would Offer A Mustache Ride If He Could Grow One.
- I Swear Officials. Pete Told Me He Was 18.
Black Rose Irish Pub
- We don't do cocaine, we just like the smell of it. Victim number 9. We are Penn State
- Canada is better than England
- Queef Masters
Grafton Ale House
- Short Skirts, Long Hair, Mormons Flying Everywhere!
- TEBOW: Great Quarterback or Greatest Quarterback!
- Lake Michigan may be the biggest lake, but Lake Titicaca is the Wettest
- Michell Duggar's Vagina is like Route 66 - Slippery When Wet
- Hatchling's on the Megabus! Starring Samuel L Jackson
- We lost... shit
- JEEP stole the slogan for my cock!!
The Highbury
- In Hebrew, Jesus was originally spelled T-E-B-O-W
- Hey Duggars! That's a vagina, not a clown car.
- Get these mothafuckin' pirannas out of my Mothafuckin' Escalator!
- Buying a new brand of hummus will not help the Greek economy
- Worms in the Apple.. and in Steve Jobs
Three Lions Pub
- Riders of Lohan
- Herman Cain's Meat Lover's Pizza
- Herman "I ain't molested no bitches" Cain
- What's The Difference Between a Hooker & A Drug Dealer?...A Hooker can Clean Her Crack & Resell It
- There are 6 people at this table. 5 of whom are not c**tbags
- If two lesbians are playing rock paper scissors, isn't it called "scissors, scissors, scissors?"
- What do call the area between a vagina and an asshole? A driving range, because that's where I hit my balls all day.
Duke of Devon Pub
- How do you get a Nun pregnant ----> you fuck her
- Dung Beatles are better than shitty Rolling Stones
- What do you get if you mix a bulldog with a Shitzu?
- Turkey Squirts
- Andy Rooney died after a long battle with... everything
- I've Been Wearing the Sam Pair of Underwear Longer Than Kim Kardashian was Married
Crisp Pizza Bar
- The Toughest 4 Letters in Bed
- Drink V8 Because OJ will Fucking Kill You
- Who the Fuck Wouldn't Want to Stay at the YMCA