November's Best Team Names

Liam Neeson's Cock
My favorite Thanksgiving Dish: Stuffing Ms Daisy
Seriously... What ever happened to Nelly and Sisqo?
WNBA: Why Nobody Bothers Attending
From the back is Bill's favorite view of Hillary
I hate it when people compare Freddie Mercury to God. He's good, but he's no Freddie Mercury

This is how it feels to be city, this is how it feels to be Manc, this is how it feels when your club's not owned by the bank.
South Dakota is the Black Hole State
Unique New York, Unique New York, Unique New York.
What do Jerry Sandusky and Kohl's have in common? Little Boys pants half off!
Miley Cyrus is not smarter than a 5th grader
I hope Dr. Conrad Murray likes prison food .... and penis.
Things longer than Kim Kardashian's Marriage - The Trick Or Treat Line at Casey Anthony's House

Bark Twice for Rick Perry... then throw up and don't vote for him
What did Blonde's left leg say to her right? Nothing... they have never met
Star Whores Episode 1
When I think about you I quiz myself
Urban Myth: Wickens has a giant alligator... In My Pants?
Bark twice if you live in a city where you think a grocery store is a bar with a popcorn machine in it
"Jerry Sandusky is guilty... of being kind of hot"
If a cougar is an older woman who goes after a younger boy, is a Nittany Lion the older man that goes after a younger boy... In My Pants
The Suck Ups - All the cool people are going to the Quizmaster Cup
Justin Bieber should have practiced Coitus Interuptus
Cher is the Quizmaster's Favorite Singer

Big Cats might be Dangerous, but a Little Pussy Never Hurt Anyone
Finished My Morning Workout...Time to Clear my Internet History
Penn State: Where 10-year Old Tight End's become Wide Receivers
Did you know... A pig's orgasm can last up to 30 minutes? Way to go, pigs!
For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer and a condom
Be careful what you wish for...Remember, Simba "couldn't wait to be king," then his dad got fucking dealt with.
Did you Know... That Vibrators were first used in the 19th Century to treat a woman for Hysteria? Way to go, Vibrators!
If you lock your keys in your car outside an abortion clinic, is it wrong to go inside and ask for a coathanger?
We Gave out more Tricks than Treats Last Week
Did you Know... Penguins only have sex twice per year? We would say, "Way to go, 36 Penguins," but we feel sorry for them
Women are Like Condoms, they spend more time in your wallet than on your dick

What Do Santa, The Tooth Fairy, and The G Spot Have In Common? They Don't Exist.
Like Pete and Jerry Sandusky, We Too Enjoy The Rythmic Slapping Of Towels In The Shower. Too Soon?
Pete Would Offer A Mustache Ride If He Could Grow One.
I Swear Officials. Pete Told Me He Was 18.

We don't do cocaine, we just like the smell of it. Victim number 9. We are Penn State
Canada is better than England
Queef Masters

Riders of Lohan
Herman Cain's Meat Lover's Pizza
Herman "I ain't molested no bitches" Cain
What's The Difference Between a Hooker & A Drug Dealer?...A Hooker can Clean Her Crack & Resell It
There are 6 people at this table. 5 of whom are not c**tbags
If two lesbians are playing rock paper scissors, isn't it called "scissors, scissors, scissors?"
What do call the area between a vagina and an asshole? A driving range, because that's where I hit my balls all day.

How do you get a Nun pregnant ----> you fuck her
Dung Beatles are better than shitty Rolling Stones
What do you get if you mix a bulldog with a Shitzu?
Turkey Squirts
Andy Rooney died after a long battle with... everything
I've Been Wearing the Sam Pair of Underwear Longer Than Kim Kardashian was Married