December's Best Team Names

Milwaukee Ale House
  • Kim Jong Il, Ghaddafi and Bin Laden all die in the same year? May be there really is a team America! (America, fuck yeah!)
  • Much Like Lewinsky, team names about her are too easy
  • Recall Grandma's Walker
  • Show me your jingle balls and I'll show you my ho-ho-ho's!
  • Only thing smaller than our score is Ryan Braun's balls
  • We are totally guilty of PEDs: Performance Enhanced Drinking
  • There's no crying in trivia
  • What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre
  • Favre might have thrown 300 TDs but only females enjoyed his pics
  • Jodie Foster's Knuckles
  • Suggestion for picture question: chicks with Amy Winehouse track marks

Cafe Hollander
  • Our Drinking Team Has A Trivia Problem
  • The Best Majors @ Penn State Are Minors
  • They call me Korean in bed 'cause "I'm Pak Un Heat"
  • The Hebrew Hammered... and all he got was the herp
  • American Airlines Frequent Flyer Alec Baldwin
  • I Call My Dick Cheney, Because It Shoots People In The Face

Caffrey's Pub
  • Ryan Braun's Shrivled Testicles
  • I'm An Analyst and Therapist. Anal-Rapist For Short.
  • Saturday Was The First Day Herman Cain Ever Pulled Out Early
  • What Do You Mean I Have An 8am Final - Time To Start Drinking
  • I Remember When I Was British

Whiskey Bar
  • What is the female equilvilent of a Teabagging?
  • Australia Can Have Mel Gibson
  • What is Helen Keller's favorite color
  • The walking talking hawking stephen
  • Kim Jong Il is probably wrearry ronery right now
  • Aint no party like a Pyongyang party, cause Pyongyang party parties are mandatory
  • The Dicks
  • Herman Cain has 9-9-9 Problems

Replay Sports Bar
  • With Sam Wickens In The Motherland, Its A Rufie Free Trivia Night!
  • Jingle All The Way. Great Christmas Movie, Or The Greatest Christmas Movie?
  • NBA Sucks
  • Rape Expectations By Charles Wickens
  • The Quizmaster has a dragon tattoo (trampstamp?)
  • We didn't know sex was an olympic event
  • I like pancakes and strippers have feelings too

  • Sandusky Taught Me A Three Point Stance, Now I Play Soccer
  • Why Is Santa’s Sack So Large? He Only Comes Once A Year
  • Necrophilia: A Victimless Crime
  • The Kim Jung-Illests
  • I Sat On Santa’s Lap…..He Got A Boner And All I Got Was A Dick In A Box
  • Tiger Woods On Top Again . . . . Of Golf
  • At Least We Are Better Than The NFL Halftime Show

Bootz Saloon
  • Better late than Pregnant
  • Have you seen Mike Hunt?

Fanatics Sports Central
  • Yes Mom, thats eggnog on my pants
  • All I want for Christmas is a cum dumpster tranny
  • The Mexican With The Dragon Tattoo
  • Canada: Americas Top Hat
  • All I Want For Xmas Is Jarreds Hair Back

Milwaukee Brat House
  • Harry Twatter and the Deathly Swallows
  • Is that a Dildo in his hand?
  • The Diarrhea of Anne Frank
  • We love Englishmen
  • Allen Gregory... Proof Jonah Hill is only funny when he's fat
  • Come one Barbie let's go party... in my pants!
  • Bark Twice for Herman Cain... for finally pulling out of something
  • If Canada is America's hat, is Mexico it's penis?

Dino'z Sports Bar
  • I Just Quizzed My Pants
  • We Don't Need A Team Name, We're Getting Paid Anyway
  • 8==========D

Jim's Place
  • Life is like a box of chocolates, for fat people it doesn't last long
  • Jerry Sandusky Bowl for Kids, presented by Toys 'R Us
  • Anything I do to extend my life is just going to be outweighed by the agony of living it
  • I ran 3 miles today; I finally quit and said, "Fine, lady, have your purse back!"

Attebury's Pub and Eatery
  • All I got for Christmas is a dick in a box... and now I have herpes
  • This Is The Last Time I'm Doing Quiz As The Only Sober Person On My Team.
  • Step 3: Open The Box, You Know Because My Dick Is In It.
  • Discount. Double-Check. Rodger That.
  • Romo'd - The Opposite Of Tebow'd, And How We Closed Out This Quiz
  • Pack Hers
  • Happy F'in Xmas. Hey Mate, If You Don't Have A Greencard. Go Home!!!
  • Mission Impossible 7: Tom Cruise Making A Good Movie

Black Rose Irish Pub
  • INCEST: a game the whole family can play
  • What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my cock up your ass!
  • The only white Christmas will be on your Mom's chest
  • Ryan Braun has an MVP: Medicinal Valtrex Prescription
  • Swedish Cock Pump
  • Braun's needle is bigger than his prick

Grafton Ale House
  • Our balls are dropping at the stroke of Midnight
  • Edmond is a Douche Bag
  • My wife can't wrestle but you should see her box
  • Luckily, My Employer has No Herpes Test
  • We're All Getting Drunk Tonight… Except for the Pregnant People
  • ATM, Glory Hole... same thing
  • Is anyone else turned on my Velma's kneesocks?
  • Two dicks, once chick, you do the math

The Highbury
  • My Seven Year Itch turned out to be Herpes. Merry Christmas Kevin!
  • Van Gogh without the "GH" is an art moving company
  • Kim Jong Ill Communication
  • Santa only comes once a year.. & so do I :(
  • Ryan Braun is only guilty of not calling his mother
  • The NBA Ruined Christmas
  • I saw the movie, Kermit finally porked Miss Piggy!
  • If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button!

Three Lions Pub
  • Team Fed Ex : We Don't Know the Answers So We are Just Throwing Shit over the Fence
  • I can't Be-reave Kim Jong Ill Died...It's Cool We can Say That we Have a Korean Guy on Our Team
  • An Apple A Day Keeps the Doctor Away. So Does a Gatling Gun
  • Why is Santa So Jolly? Because the Elves Jingle His Bells
  • Chicken & Egg Went to Bed Together. Who Came first?
  • Ironically, Disabled Toilets are the only ones big Enough to run Around in
  • Why Do Leprechauns Laugh when They Run? Because the Grass Tickles Their Balls
  • It's Not Rape If You Yell "Surprise"!
  • I Mustache You a Question, but I'll Shave it For Later
  • Spent 90% of My Time & Money on women & Drink, the Rest I Wasted
  • "I'm Hung Like Gary Speed"
  • "That Girl From Hansen is Beautiful" Seriously though, Would You?

Duke of Devon Pub
  • Jingle My Bells
  • I'm on the Tebow Train
  • Rick Perry's Kristmas Klub Krisaders
  • MLS Cup? Is that a realtor award?

Crisp Pizza Bar
  • Shoulda Beena Drinkin' MORE
  • Oops I Quizzed My Pants


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