March's Best Team Names...

The thing less believable than Mandy Moore's Simpsons boobs is Nicholas Cage's Oscar
Trick question! John Travolta won "best actor" as Nicholas Cage in Face/Off!
To say Dick Cheney got a heart transplant implies he had one in the first place
What is the only thing to go down faster than the Titanic? Owen Hart
I can't believe counterfeit DVDs were not invented in China
Half Human, Half Vulcan, all Sex Machine
Rattlesnakes and Condoms - two things I don't fuck with
Sandpaper Handjobs
I'd rather be impregnated by Eddie Murphy than see 21 Jump Street
Does my dick make these jeans look skinny?
Being the fastest mouse in all of Mexico won Speedy Gonzalez many races, but it also lost him many girlfriends
Michael Jackson and the lost boys... talk about tainted love
Elton John loves a bit of Santorum!... in the face!

Virginity is like candy, easy to take from a baby
No Means Yes, and Yes Means Anal!
A toast to the three rings of marriage...the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering
Why Do Mermaid's Wear Seashells? Cos B's Are Too Small And D's Are Too Big
Troy, I See You Out Drinking After Calling In Sick To Work! Gotcha Bitch!..
No, We Don't Want To See 21 Fucking Jump Street
My Girlfirend Said No To The Idea Of A Rape Roleplay. I Said, "Thats A Good Start"
I'm Sorry I Can't Hear You Over The Sound Of My Own Awesomeness
Athletics AKA Running
I Tried To Clean Out My Closet But Tom Cruise Wouldn't Come Out
Rush Limbaugh Thinks "Amen" Means Slut.
My Pharmacist Asked Me If My Daughter Was Sexually Active, And I Said She Normally Just Lies There
The Worst Thing You Can Do To A Blind Man Is Leave The Plunger In The Toilet.

What Is The Difference Between A Trampoline And A Dead Baby? I Take My Boots Off Before I Jump On A Trampoline.
Vagina Jokes Aren't Funny. Period.
Bernie Madoff Can Eat My Fannie Mae
What Is The Hardest Part About Being A Pedophile? Fitting In?
The 5 Second Rule Does Not Apply To Dropping Babies
Do These Shoes Make My Cankles Look Fat?
Since The World Is Supposed To End December 21st, I'm Not Using Condoms Past April!
Yeah, I'll Admit It, I Make Her Call Me Quizmaster During Sex

The 3 shortest books ever written: Jewish Business Ethics, Italian War Heroes, and Black People I Met Sailing.
Dead Girls Don't Say No
Why does Helen Keller masterbate w/ one hand? So she can moan w/ the other
I host Trivia on Tuesdays cuz my Boyfriend works late

You ever take a crap so big your pants fit better?
Amberzombie and Bitch
Panthers are black, tigers are orange, but cougars can be any color as long as they are over 40
My Girls friend is three feet tall and I'm nuts over her
We don't know Jack, we're just drinking it
My mom can't wrestle, but you should see her box!!!

Do you think Queen Elizabeth gives good carriage head?
Fuck Team Jacob, My Mom was eaten (out?) By Wolves!
Evidently the Broncos had to sacrifice a virgin for a chance to win the Super Bowl
Sharks dedicate a week to us
Slicked back undercut: Look up Blue Waffle on Google Images
Sam, Tell your mom the child support check is in the mail!
Inspector Gadget? I just met her.

Fat kids are harder to kidnap
What do you call a baby in the middle of the ocean with no arms and no legs? FUCKED
Get your fingers out of my vagina, until later, when you can put them back in
How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.
What's blue and yellow and at the bottom of the pool? A baby with slashed floaties. What is red and yellow and at the surface of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.
Snooki's pregnant; In other news, Santorum's now pro birth control

Lets Play Titanic...When I Say Iceberg, You Go Down
The Gosselin Kids were So Cute I Wanted To Murder Them and Wear their Skin
This Dick is Not Going To Suck Itself
I Got Kicked Out of Boy Scouts For Eating A Brownie, Her Name Was Kelly
In the US Flipping the Bird Means a One Fingered Gesture. In the Uk it Means its Time for Anal
Now That Justin Bieber is 18, We Can Fuck His Ass us Legally
If the Team with 27 people wins, I'm flipping a table
This Microphone Smells Like My Dad's Cock
Whitney Houston Just Made A Sequel To The Body Guard..."The Body Bag"

What does the Marquette Basketball team and their girlfriends have in common? SWEET 16 BABY!
I gave Ryan Braun the herp
If you count the number of times I fucked Susan Boyle, it's more than Goodfellas, Scarface, Good Will Hunting and Dumbo combined.
We hope margaret thatcher pops out of a cake in a thong for the Quizmaster's birthday!