Milwaukee Ale House
  • Why does Snoop Dogg carry an Umbrella... fo' drizzle
  • When the Red Sea is flowing, go to Djibouti
  • Hold on a minute, I'll get a towel
  • I tried to use penis as my password but my computer said it was too short
  • 4 Dicks and a Lucky Chick
  • So that's what J-Lo would look like if her ass fat were evenly distributed
  • Barry's the only Bee Gee that still "stayin' alive"
  • Fat man is my girlfriend's nickname for something else that frequently explodes
  • Nurses: we take more shots than we give
  • Much like the Cubs save, we're bound to get blown Give Pee Wee a break.
  • What else do you do in a porno theater except "ride you own Schwinn"
  •  Michael Jackson is what happened to Macaulay Culkin
  • Fat kids are easier to kidnap
  • The way you make me feel was actually written by MJ about Macauley Culkin
  • We came on Eileen

Cafe Hollander
  • I Wanna Put My Jimmy Johnson In Djibouti
  • The Tosa Cougars
  • As Brian Wilson said, "Midwest farmers daughters really keep you warm at night."
  • How I met your mother's mother
  • I guess we're not smarter than a fifth grader Raising your child a Cubs fan is a good way to show you don't love them
  • My mom says I have a huge cock If another Brewer gets hurt, I'm getting called up.
  • Camouflage Condom - She never saw us coming

Caffrey's Pub
  • It's not gay if its a 3-way - P.S. your mum says hi
  • When in Rome... pitch a tent and puke your guts out.
  • Caffrey's Pub Where Amazing Happens and Dreams Come True
  • The walking talking Steven Hawkings

Whiskey Bar
  • Why Cant Barbie Get Pregnant? Ken Comes In A Box
  • Lemony Snickets Series Of Unfortunate Events Sponsored By Jack Daniels And Trojan Condoms
  • Why Yes Griffendor Did Win The European Cup, Only You Mudbloods
  • Wouldn't Know An etch-a-sketch is like a baby, if you make a mistake just shake and start over.
  • The only thing worse that this score is MIB3
  • If You Showed Me A Pic Of Her Boobs I Would Have Known Her Face
  • The Biggest bone in my body depends....did I just wake up?
  • The biggest bone in my body is in my pants
  • What Did MCA Say To Junior Seau? Check Your Head!
  • What's The Difference Between A Priest And Acne? Acne Waits til Your 13 To Come On Your Face

McGillycuddy's
  • What Do A Pizza Delivery Driver And An OB/GYN Have In Common? They Can Both Smell The Goods, But Can't Eat Them
  • Have You Heard About McDonald's Serving The New McBron's? If You Eat It During The 4th Quarter, You Are Guaranteed To Choke!!
  • You Don't Like Sea-horses? You SUCK!
  • I Like My Women Like I Like My Coffee.....Ground Up And In The Freezer
  • Robin Gibb From The Bee Gees Died.....I Guess He Had Trouble "Stayin' Alive"
  • Whats the difference between a large pizza and a professional trombonist? A large pizza can feed a family of four.
  • How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles? Nail the other hand to the floor.
  • Being an ugly woman is like being a man... You're gonna have to work.
  • What's the difference between me and Lebron James? If you ask me for change, I won't be short a quarter.
  • We Know What The Real Biggest Bone In The Body Is: 8=====D
  • If You Can’t Afford Birth Control, Just Wear Crocs…….Best Birth Control Ever!
  • What do you want, "a cure for tourrettes," when do we want it? Cunt!
  • They say that your semen tastes like whatever you eat a lot of... which explains why my semen tastes so much like semen.

Cans Bar
  • Buy those 2 girls at the bar shots, there broke as fuck thank you!
  • I tuck it under my belt but it still sticks out
  • We smoke Fags (not cigs)

Upper 90 Sports Pub
  • How Does Justin Bieber Get Rid Of A Condom After Sex?...He Farts
  • I Liked This Bar Better When It Was Calderone's
  • Big Black Booty Attack 5 (Because 4 Wasn't Enough Booty!)

Milwaukee Brat House
  • Comedumpster.org/gasm
  • I go down faster than Facebook stock
  • The Rape Stove
  • Bitches aint shit but hos and tricks
  • Our college degrees got us 34 points... and jobs
  • If it bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die, don't eat it!
  • Ariel - The hottest princess to admit having crabs
  • The 4 a.m. "hi" text
  • I'd commit suicide if I went to USC too
  • Put a condom on if you're going to act like a dick, might as well dress like one!

Mulligans Irish Pub
  • At least we don't suck as much as the Brewers
  • What the difference between love and herpes? Love doesn't last forever
  • This week we really suck
  • My priest touched me in ways religion never could

Jim's Place
  • Our Token Asian didn't know the Bruce Lee Movies

Attebury's Pub and Eatery
  • Who Didn't Experiment In College.
  • Pete Is So Much Nicer Now Chelsea Actually Won Something Worth While.
  • Too bad Pete's not here, at least we'd have an excuse for doing so bad.. we couldn't understand him.
  • I. P. Freely
  • Boys have dumb names for teams
  • Trying to think of a team name that is inappropriate and over our children's heads...

Black Rose Irish Pub
  • Orgy at 1815 Newberry Apt 5 at Midnight! Pants Optional.
  • Helen Keller's iPod
  • After a 1 night stand what did 1 rooster say to his buddy in the morning?... I gave that chick a "Pity Cluck"
  • May is national masturbation month. Good thing I started celebrating 11 months early.
  • Recall Santa, because I didn't get what I wanted for Christmas
  • Fun Fact #284 Vagina is latin for sheath. Penis is latin for sheath-destroyer.
  • Saudi Arabia: Safe to drive, Not to fly.
  • The restaurant chain Red Lobster is name after the smell and color of the little mermaid's vagina.

Blackthorn Pub
  • The Country Blumpkins
  • Hairy Twatter and the Sorcerer’s Bone
  • Everywhere We Go, Same Old Hoes
  • Crackhead Crotch, With A Side of Crabs

Grafton Ale House
  • Oh Ryan, we know Celine Dion is on your "Bubble Bath and Candles" playlist
  • Liechtenstein my penis, Ms. Jackson
  • Bananas Radioactive? Oh that explains my girlfriend's glowing lips
  • When they declared the largest structure in the world, they forgot to measure the banana in my pants
  • What do you call a dog with wings? Linda McCartney
  • I host trivia to compensate for my tiny penis
  • The Quizmaster's secret service codename is "Big Ben"... size matters
  • Ryan was late because he was using a magnifying glass to measure the circumference of his gallup pole
  • Taint Seems More Acurate
  • Mr Miagi waxed me off and I "messi"ed in my pants

The Highbury
  • Nothing worse that blue balls - especially in croquet 
  • What is the main problem of an atheist? No one to talk to during an orgasm
  • Junior Say Ow.... Doubt it! 
  • Seau it ain't so.
  • Junior Seau's second... wait... third shot
  • Rusty Trombone and The Sloppy Joes 

Major Goolsby's
  • Oops i quizzed it again...
  •  Nintendo ultra sixty-whores AKA Boozin USA
  • Quiz on your face
  • New Jersey loopole poophole... with a side of cheese

 St. Francis Brewery
  • Losers! 
  • Willing to Lose Points if it Means Not Watching Real Housewives 
  • It's Hard to Look Right at you Baby, but No Scott Walker, you Can't Call Me Maybe
  • A ruby? What am I, a Kardashian Lowered Expectations

Three Lions Pub
  • Why Can't Jesus Play Hockey? He Keeps Getting Nailed to the Boards
  • Good Thing Quizmasters Doesn't have Relegation, if So we'd Join the Rovers
  • Mark Suckerberg Blew his Load on His own Facebook but its Okay, He Liked it
  • Just Like J.P Morgan Chase, our Vaginas Bleed Billions
  • Black Divas are Dropping Like Flies Whitney, Donna. 
  • If I Were Arethra I'd be Worried
  • What does a Stinky Vagina + Football Equal? The Blackburn Rovers
  • We Tried Team Trivia and it Sucked Balls, Just Like Tink
  • How Do You Turn a Dishwasher into a Snow Blower? Give Her a Shovel!
  • Oh Tink if only You Had Steve Buschemi Eyes, Margo and My Wife Would Fight to the Death for You
  • What Do You Call A Black man Having Sex?...Probably RapeBartender! 
  • I'll Have an Osama Bin Laden : 2 Shots and a Splash of Water
  • What's the Difference between a Catholic Priest and Acne? Acne Usually Comes on a Boys Face after Age 12.
  • What's the Difference between A White Woman and a Job?...A Black Guy 
  • knows how to hold down a White Woman.
  • Sarkozy's Wife is "Seriously Easy Going"

Replay Sports Bar
  • I fed Rihanna my cream filled Klondike bar
  • What's brown and sticky? A Stick.
  • My penis is so small my girlfriend can't feel it
  • I didn't know there's a difference between a cock ring and a thumb ring, probably explains my constant groin pain.
  • I got kicked out of boyscouts for eating a brownie, her name was kelly.
  • I marcumed over Wades face! Fuck the NBA
  • Hey you just quizzed me, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so fuck me maybe?!
  • Am I the only one who gets Helen Keller and Anne Frank mixed up?
  • Vagina is the only word that rhymes with China.
  • The Quizmaster endorsed gay marriage yesterday and Obama stole his thunder
  • Barney Rubble used to BamBam my Pebbles
  • What do you do after shooting yourself in the chest? Seau!
  • If Queen Elizabeth tasted great and were less filling, I'd eat her out.
  • Ryan Braun's Pharmacists.
  • Did you know Helen Keller had a Red Barn in her backyard? Neither did she?

Duke of Devon Pub
  • My favorite Spice Girl is Old Spice
  • Tequila Mockingbird
  • Aunt Jemima and her sweet sticky squirtz
  • Man Testes United
  • You know what's the best thing about the soccer question ----> nothing! 
  • I like my women like I like my coffee... ground up and in the freezer
  • Captain Morgan isn't very good at Pub Trivia

Crisp Pizza Bar
  • Support the troops; Spread your legs! Open your mouth! :p
  • Shaq's Dick
  • My Mom's Better Than Your Mom
  • We're going to play every week til we win something

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