May's Best Team Names

Milwaukee Ale House

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an Umbrella... fo' drizzle
When the Red Sea is flowing, go to Djibouti
Hold on a minute, I'll get a towel
I tried to use penis as my password but my computer said it was too short
4 Dicks and a Lucky Chick
So that's what J-Lo would look like if her ass fat were evenly distributed
Barry's the only Bee Gee that still "stayin' alive"
Fat man is my girlfriend's nickname for something else that frequently explodes
Nurses: we take more shots than we give
Much like the Cubs save, we're bound to get blown Give Pee Wee a break.
What else do you do in a porno theater except "ride you own Schwinn"
Michael Jackson is what happened to Macaulay Culkin
Fat kids are easier to kidnap
The way you make me feel was actually written by MJ about Macauley Culkin
We came on Eileen

Cafe Hollander

I Wanna Put My Jimmy Johnson In Djibouti
The Tosa Cougars
As Brian Wilson said, "Midwest farmers daughters really keep you warm at night."
How I met your mother's mother
I guess we're not smarter than a fifth grader Raising your child a Cubs fan is a good way to show you don't love them
My mom says I have a huge cock If another Brewer gets hurt, I'm getting called up.
Camouflage Condom - She never saw us coming

Caffrey's Pub

It's not gay if its a 3-way - P.S. your mum says hi
When in Rome... pitch a tent and puke your guts out.
Caffrey's Pub Where Amazing Happens and Dreams Come True
The walking talking Steven Hawkings

Whiskey Bar

Why Cant Barbie Get Pregnant? Ken Comes In A Box
Lemony Snickets Series Of Unfortunate Events Sponsored By Jack Daniels And Trojan Condoms
Why Yes Griffendor Did Win The European Cup, Only You Mudbloods
Wouldn't Know An etch-a-sketch is like a baby, if you make a mistake just shake and start over.
The only thing worse that this score is MIB3
If You Showed Me A Pic Of Her Boobs I Would Have Known Her Face
The Biggest bone in my body depends....did I just wake up?
The biggest bone in my body is in my pants
What Did MCA Say To Junior Seau? Check Your Head!
What's The Difference Between A Priest And Acne? Acne Waits til Your 13 To Come On Your Face

McGillycuddy's

What Do A Pizza Delivery Driver And An OB/GYN Have In Common? They Can Both Smell The Goods, But Can't Eat Them
Have You Heard About McDonald's Serving The New McBron's? If You Eat It During The 4th Quarter, You Are Guaranteed To Choke!!
You Don't Like Sea-horses? You SUCK!
I Like My Women Like I Like My Coffee.....Ground Up And In The Freezer
Robin Gibb From The Bee Gees Died.....I Guess He Had Trouble "Stayin' Alive"
Whats the difference between a large pizza and a professional trombonist? A large pizza can feed a family of four.
How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles? Nail the other hand to the floor.
Being an ugly woman is like being a man... You're gonna have to work.
What's the difference between me and Lebron James? If you ask me for change, I won't be short a quarter.
We Know What The Real Biggest Bone In The Body Is: 8=====D
If You Can’t Afford Birth Control, Just Wear Crocs…….Best Birth Control Ever!
What do you want, "a cure for tourrettes," when do we want it? Cunt!
They say that your semen tastes like whatever you eat a lot of... which explains why my semen tastes so much like semen.

Cans Bar

Buy those 2 girls at the bar shots, there broke as fuck thank you!
I tuck it under my belt but it still sticks out
We smoke Fags (not cigs)

Upper 90 Sports Pub

How Does Justin Bieber Get Rid Of A Condom After Sex?...He Farts
I Liked This Bar Better When It Was Calderone's
Big Black Booty Attack 5 (Because 4 Wasn't Enough Booty!)

Milwaukee Brat House

Comedumpster.org/gasm
I go down faster than Facebook stock
The Rape Stove
Bitches aint shit but hos and tricks
Our college degrees got us 34 points... and jobs
If it bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die, don't eat it!
Ariel - The hottest princess to admit having crabs
The 4 a.m. "hi" text
I'd commit suicide if I went to USC too
Put a condom on if you're going to act like a dick, might as well dress like one!

Mulligans Irish Pub

At least we don't suck as much as the Brewers
What the difference between love and herpes? Love doesn't last forever
This week we really suck
My priest touched me in ways religion never could

Jim's Place

Our Token Asian didn't know the Bruce Lee Movies

Attebury's Pub and Eatery

Who Didn't Experiment In College.
Pete Is So Much Nicer Now Chelsea Actually Won Something Worth While.
Too bad Pete's not here, at least we'd have an excuse for doing so bad.. we couldn't understand him.
I. P. Freely
Boys have dumb names for teams
Trying to think of a team name that is inappropriate and over our children's heads...

Black Rose Irish Pub

Orgy at 1815 Newberry Apt 5 at Midnight! Pants Optional.
Helen Keller's iPod
After a 1 night stand what did 1 rooster say to his buddy in the morning?... I gave that chick a "Pity Cluck"
May is national masturbation month. Good thing I started celebrating 11 months early.
Recall Santa, because I didn't get what I wanted for Christmas
Fun Fact #284 Vagina is latin for sheath. Penis is latin for sheath-destroyer.
Saudi Arabia: Safe to drive, Not to fly.
The restaurant chain Red Lobster is name after the smell and color of the little mermaid's vagina.

Blackthorn Pub

The Country Blumpkins
Hairy Twatter and the Sorcerer’s Bone
Everywhere We Go, Same Old Hoes
Crackhead Crotch, With A Side of Crabs

Grafton Ale House

Oh Ryan, we know Celine Dion is on your "Bubble Bath and Candles" playlist
Liechtenstein my penis, Ms. Jackson
Bananas Radioactive? Oh that explains my girlfriend's glowing lips
When they declared the largest structure in the world, they forgot to measure the banana in my pants
What do you call a dog with wings? Linda McCartney
I host trivia to compensate for my tiny penis
The Quizmaster's secret service codename is "Big Ben"... size matters
Ryan was late because he was using a magnifying glass to measure the circumference of his gallup pole
Taint Seems More Acurate
Mr Miagi waxed me off and I "messi"ed in my pants

The Highbury

Nothing worse that blue balls - especially in croquet
What is the main problem of an atheist? No one to talk to during an orgasm
Junior Say Ow.... Doubt it!
Seau it ain't so.
Junior Seau's second... wait... third shot
Rusty Trombone and The Sloppy Joes

Major Goolsby's

Oops i quizzed it again...
Nintendo ultra sixty-whores AKA Boozin USA
Quiz on your face
New Jersey loopole poophole... with a side of cheese

St. Francis Brewery

Losers!
Willing to Lose Points if it Means Not Watching Real Housewives
It's Hard to Look Right at you Baby, but No Scott Walker, you Can't Call Me Maybe
A ruby? What am I, a Kardashian Lowered Expectations

Three Lions Pub

Why Can't Jesus Play Hockey? He Keeps Getting Nailed to the Boards
Good Thing Quizmasters Doesn't have Relegation, if So we'd Join the Rovers
Mark Suckerberg Blew his Load on His own Facebook but its Okay, He Liked it
Just Like J.P Morgan Chase, our Vaginas Bleed Billions
Black Divas are Dropping Like Flies Whitney, Donna.
If I Were Arethra I'd be Worried
What does a Stinky Vagina + Football Equal? The Blackburn Rovers
We Tried Team Trivia and it Sucked Balls, Just Like Tink
How Do You Turn a Dishwasher into a Snow Blower? Give Her a Shovel!
Oh Tink if only You Had Steve Buschemi Eyes, Margo and My Wife Would Fight to the Death for You
What Do You Call A Black man Having Sex?...Probably RapeBartender!
I'll Have an Osama Bin Laden : 2 Shots and a Splash of Water
What's the Difference between a Catholic Priest and Acne? Acne Usually Comes on a Boys Face after Age 12.
What's the Difference between A White Woman and a Job?...A Black Guy
knows how to hold down a White Woman.
Sarkozy's Wife is "Seriously Easy Going"

Replay Sports Bar

I fed Rihanna my cream filled Klondike bar
What's brown and sticky? A Stick.
My penis is so small my girlfriend can't feel it
I didn't know there's a difference between a cock ring and a thumb ring, probably explains my constant groin pain.
I got kicked out of boyscouts for eating a brownie, her name was kelly.
I marcumed over Wades face! Fuck the NBA
Hey you just quizzed me, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so fuck me maybe?!
Am I the only one who gets Helen Keller and Anne Frank mixed up?
Vagina is the only word that rhymes with China.
The Quizmaster endorsed gay marriage yesterday and Obama stole his thunder
Barney Rubble used to BamBam my Pebbles
What do you do after shooting yourself in the chest? Seau!
If Queen Elizabeth tasted great and were less filling, I'd eat her out.
Ryan Braun's Pharmacists.
Did you know Helen Keller had a Red Barn in her backyard? Neither did she?