- Don't hassle the hoff
- A week before Lincoln's death he was in Monroe, Maryland... a week before Kennedy's death he was in Marilyn Monroe!
- Getting mauled by a Detroit cougar meant something very different in the 1920s than it does today
- Happy New Year Ethiopia! Party like it's 2005!
- I don't know what you call your cock, but I don't call mine cornelius!
- Charlie Sheen did enough cocaine to kill two and a half men
- I missed my fantasy football draft for this!?!
- I would hate to be a bathroom attendant for George Michael
Cafe Hollander
- I lost my flux capacitor in your bermuda triangle
- You know how I know your gay? You like Dave Matthews Band
- Dear God let it be November 7th already
- We are never, ever, ever gonna win trivia
- Fosters, Australian for terrible
- Don't Drink and Drive, Smoke and Fly
- It Turns Out Cameron Diaz Is Allergic To My Face Paint
- There’s A Hoe In My Garden
- I Watched Brokeback Mountain With My Mom
Caffrey's Pub
- I Can't Think Of A Better Joke Than The End Of That Game
- This Scored Was Judged By The Replacement Refs
- Cutler Is A Bitch
- Is That A Mirror In Your Pocket? Cause I Can See Myself In Your Pants... Dan?
- My Mom is Cooler than yours.. and Smarter
- Go Ahead and Make Michael Clarke Duncan's day
The Backyard
- Misguided Carrier Pigeons Eating Sour Patch Kids
- Hey Jude, No One Drinks Fosters in Australia
- New Jersey's Newest Parking Lot
Whiskey Bar
- Touchdown Seahawks!
- Brett Favre is unretiring now that interceptions count as touchdowns
- I've seen better decisions on 16 and Pregnant than by the Refs last night
- I hear Penn State is changing their song to "Put me in Coach"
- To say that BLIND RETARDED MONKEYS could officiate an NFL game better than replacement referees is an insult to BLIND RETARDED MONKEYS!!
- We couldn't decide between a Shaun White joke or a Kate Middleton one...so this is what you get instead.
- Pandas: sitting on their babies to make their dicks look bigger since the ming dynasty
- What do churches and 9 year old boys have in common...priests come in and out of them
- Is this the comment box where I complain about my shitty bartender?
- Duct tape makes "No! No! No!" sound more like "Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!"
- Men are from Mars and Bitches be crazy
- Some choose their virginity, others have it thrust upon them
- Question 25 is a trick question because lets be serious, women's basketball isn't a real sport
- We thought a white dwarf was an albino midget?!?
McGillycuddy's
- Why Do Clouds Hate Telling Jokes? They Go Over Everyone's Heads
- We Want The Looper Gear Because We Are Super Queer
- What's Blue and Smells Like Red Paint? Blue Paint
- A Threesome is with 3 people, A Twosome has 2, So I Guess It Makes Sense Why My Mom Calls Me Handsome
- Jay Cutler Loves Big Hard Sacks
- Who would Guess The Guys From San Francisco Would Stick It To The Meat Packers
- Like Clay Matthews, I am A One Man Show On Defense
- As A Child, Hitler Had Trouble Pooping. To Help, His Parents Sent Him To A Constipation Camp! While There . . . He Had Gas!
Fox River House
- I dream't I got screwed by zebras, and then I woke up and it was Roger Goodell…ouch!
- I've seen better decisions on '16 and Pregnant'
Upper 90 Sports Pub
- Helen Keller Called, Mr. Goddell, She Wants Her Job Back
- Lockout With Your Cock Out
O'Lydias
- I'll polio the shit out of you
- The Puppy Bowl Refs Do Better Who Wants To See My Tits?
- Democratic national Condition
Milwaukee Brat House
- Release the Kraken... from my pants
- Andy Fronek gave Obama a big, fat, thick, juicy sausage last weekend. True Story!
- Ma$e makin $ cool way before that bitch Ke$ha
- Do you know where pirates like to eat? Arrrrrrrbys
- Ryan, were you talking like a pirate or an Aussie
- My name is Laika, I died in the stratosphere
- Jizz. It can happen in a second, but lasts a lifetime
- A big penis is something to be admired, a big vagina is not
Major Goolsby's
- Cromartie and Kate Plus 8!
- Drew Peterson's Gaping Asshole
- Stop The Bus And Let My Friend Jack Off
Mulligans Irish Pub
- Clever and Witty pub trivia name
- We are replacement Quizzards
- Don't Arrrgue with usRomney is a Forty Seven Percenter
- Quiz Wars: Return of the Mallmanns
Attebury's Pub and Eatery
- Steve sabol is the only thing deader than the Vikings Superbowl chances.
- Pete, Pussy and Penis all start with a "P", just a coincidence, I think not!
- I Had Such Rough Sex I Tore My Bonaparte.
- Michael Clark Duncan Was Really Dog Tired This Time.
Black Rose Irish Pub
- Aww, Shit, Darren Sharper!!! The hardest hitting safety in the league!!
- OMG Shakira's Preggo
- I've got to stop drinking fanta, I think my hair is turning .... Oh Wait. Fuck!!
- I bet that Quesadilla tasted a lot better than prison food Blake!!
Grafton Ale House
- One mystery about the royal couple still evades us, what has more hair?
- Will's head or Kate's bush
- I didn't know 69 was an Olympic sport
- Alternate Olympic pictogram titles, Part 2: walk like you have three balls
- Unlike the Titanic I don't believe Mother Theresa ever went down
The Highbury
- I've got some bad news... you should get tested
- 23 wasn't John McEnroe?!? You can not be serious!
- If Paul Ryan were Quizmaster he would just make the answers
- 35 years ago today, someone "quizzed out" Pete
- This XBox bra is missing the power button, how do I turn her on?
- Necrophilia - The uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one
Replay Sports Bar
- Semen Farts
- Five Poles, One Hole
- We Showed Up 5 Questions Late And Still Didn't Finish Last
St. Francis Brewery
- If It's Thursday, It Must Be Belgium
- I Was Told There Would Be No Math!
Duke of Devon Pub
- The Disciples of Ken Jennings
- Eight is Great (It's our 8th anniversary)
- Spotted Dick and the Legitimate Crepes
- A "Harry Situation"
- A pastor, a theologian, a farmer and an engineer walked into a bar
Vino 100
- We've Had to Reschedule This 3 Times
- The Replacement iPhones
- The Team Next To Us Is Cheating
- Ocho Cinco's Anger
- I Wanna Be On You, Like Now!
- Clint Eastwood's Chair Under Bill Clinton's Desk
- Shave Before You Get A Pap Smear- The Stranger
