Best Trivia Team Names of October 2012...

Milwaukee Ale House
  • Speaking of a whale's vagina... Adele just had a baby! 9 months of rolling in the deep!
  • Rattlesnakes and Condoms: two things I don't fuck with
  • Deep Impact - the only movie whose porno uses the same title
  • Master Debators
  • A Man with five penises goes to get his pants tailored and the tailor says "whoah, five penises?! How do your pants fit?" Man replies, "like a glove."
  • The fact that Cher's carpet matches the drapes gives me a Sonny "Boner"
  • Place with the most permanent tourists in 2011: Guatanamo Bay 
  • Peter North "Stars" 
  • Nic Cage and the Nicklebacks
  • Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close - Sounds Like My Freshman Year Roommate's Sex Life 

Cafe Hollander
  • Hurricane Sandy Blew Us . . . In From The Ale House
  • Heidi Showed Her Muscles, I Showed My Bone
  • Your Mom Can't Wrestle, But You Should See Her Box 
  • Sorry Our Team Name Sucks Because My Teammate Didn't Want TO Make A Pun About Sandy And Vaginas 
  • I'm Getting Pretty Good At Master Debating 
  • Lance Armstrong: Cheat To WIn
  • Eff The Mayan Calendar, I'm Going Back To The Future 
  • Thomas Jefferson Likes Women Like He Likes His Coffee . . . Dark, Hot, and Steamy 
  • I'll Play With Your Bedknob, If You Touch My Broomstick 
  • That Quiz Was Hard . . . That's What She Said 
  • It's Our First Date, Give Us The Lakefront Brewery Tickets So We Can Go On A Second Date
  • We Cheated On This Quiz But The Replacement Refs Didn't See It

Caffrey's Pub
  • Team Take Your Top Off 
  • Whats the Difference Between Good Trivia and A Boner? You Aren't Giving Me Good Trivia Right Now
  • Hardest Part About Rollerblading? Telling People You Are Gay 
  • My Guinea Pig Ate My Nuva Ring
  • Brookfield Square Applebees: $3 Shooters All Night Long!
  • Jay Cutler Has A Mangina
  • I Wish This Microphone Was A Dick
  • FML It's Midterm Week
  • Poop In My Mouth and Call It A Sundae 
  • I Have A Cat Named Ruca and She Is Cute As Fuck!
  • Ron Artersticles 
  • I'm Ron Burgundy? who put a question mark in the teleprompter!
  • Whats Blue and Bloated and floating in My Beer? A Dead baby With Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
  • Quiz on my mind Jizz in my hair
  • The replacement refs' Replacements 

The Backyard
  • Due To My Recent Breakup, My Life Is Like Star Wars….Hand Solo 
  • Semen Stained Death Team 
  • QuizMaster-Bater

  • Jizzmasters 
  • Quietly Questioning Quiz Question Quality
  • Silence Is Golden, But Duct Tape Is Silver!
  • My Couch Pulls Out But I Don't
  • This Microphone Smells Like My Dad's Dick!
  • The Blood, The Sweat, The Beers 

Whiskey Bar
  • Only 81 More Games Left in The NBA Season...Thank God
  • Romney Has Binder Full of Hurricane Names
  • These questions blow harder than Sandy
  • When Pinnochio Saw Princess Leia Today, For The First Time, Something Other Than His Nose Grew!J
  • ust because I'm blind doesn't mean you can touch my Willy Nelson
  • If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it called the ripple?
  • Great news! I found out today, that I have as many Tour De France wins as Lance Armstrong!
  • The awkward moment when you realize an energy drink has a better space program than your nation...
  • Biden rubs me the wrong way, with his teeth
  • The only Tour of Italy I know is at Olive Garden
  • Hey Cubs fans, don't worry, there's always next century 

  • My Girlfriend Has Been Asking For A Minivan . . . So I Gave Her Two In The Front And Five In The Rear
  • Hurricane Sandy Vaginas
  • Are You New Jersey? 'Cuse I Wanna Rock You Like A Hurricane
  • What Would You Call Going Down On A Mangina?
  • For About A Year I Thought I Was A Man Trapped Inside A Woman's Body . . . And Then I Was Born 
  • Rufies: A Night You'll Never Forget And She'll Never Remember 
  • Science Fact: 50% Of All Soup Is 30% Urine
  • Who's In My Mouth? I Know Those Balls!
  • There's Nothing Funny About Rape, Unless You're Raping A Clown

Upper 90 Sports Pub
  • There's No "I" in Gang Bang
  • It's Still Bigger Than Yours
  • The Mass Debater
  • sFar More Excited Than We Should Be To Know 
  • Justin Bieber Is From Canada
  • Can You Get An STD From A Polar Bear?

The Hotch Spot
  • She Blow You Harder Than Sandy
  • Halloweenie
  • Wine and Dine This Shit Is Mine

  • Thats Not a Moon, It's Your Momma
  • Who Wants to See My George W Bush? 
  • Last Nights Debate Was Confusing, We Are Voting For Honey Boo Boo
  • Who Wants to Tongue Punch My Fart Box?
  • The WNBA Fantasy Allstars

Milwaukee Brat House
  • Why is Taft's Mustache... In My Pants? 
  • Binders Full of Bitches 
  • Came for the crossfit games, stayed for the Schlitz
  • You wouldn't want Ben-Hur to take a dump on your car
  • Oprah Winfrey openly sobbing into a Lean Cuisine 
  • You wouldn't want Big Brad to take a dump on your car
  • I'll show you my baby puss if you show me your Liechtenstein 
  • I don't do cocaine I just like the smell of it
  • Where are all the sluts? I thought this was Halloween! 

Major Goolsby's
  • Who Ya Gonna Call? Not Us, We're Drunk 
  • The Metric System Is For Pussies
  • Text On The Beach 
  • The Major "Ghouls"-bys 

Mulligans Irish Pub
  • The Grassy Knoll-it-All's 
  • Trump's big reveal- He has a dead squirrel on his head
  • I once forgot how to throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me
  • Jerry Sandusky for Honorary Scoutmaster of the Year 
  • What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun? Luke Warm 
  • We always give 100%- unless we're donating blood
  • Mitt Romney is a master debaterYou can't motorboat personality

Attebury's Pub and Eatery
  • George McGovern's Heart Has Finally Stopped Bleeding.
  • Pete's Big Bollacks Bangers.
  • What a way to piss away $2.
  • Justin Bieber was actually discovered by Jerry Sandusky

Black Rose Irish Pub
  • The Weekly Alcoholics Anonymous Meeting
  • To Honor!...If you cant come in her, cum on her!!
  • Michael J.Fox - Shaken Not Stirred
  • I'm gonna be too drunk to drive that Fork Truck Tommorrow

Grafton Ale House
  • Hairy Pooter and the chamber of secretions was my favorite movie!
  • I'd like to Slytherin your Hufflepuff?!
  • I ate the nachos... time to take a Bauhaus
  • Eating Taco Bell gave me 13 days of Gross Domestic Product 
  • Snow White sitting on Pinocchio's face: "Lie to me! Lie to me!" 
  • I want to punch whichever Jackass made me watch the Cardinals game all night
  • After the Penus Enlargement procedure next week's quiz will be brought to you a three-legged Quizmaster
  • Jack the Ripper says it's just a flesh wound
  • Jump! (What white men wish they could do) by Van Halen
  • And your winner for best team name is... this team
  • Everyone knows Grafton homecoming is DA BOMB!
  • Hugh Janus
  • We did as well on this quiz as the Brewers in the post season 

The Highbury
  • We're looking at a Massive Poritical Erection
  • The Quizmaster picked the Rapists for 300. But Sean Connery still had to suck my Thunderballs
  • Who wants to join our binder full of women?
  • We've been doping the whole time, we just don't have Lance's Chase Team
  • Ripper? He fucking gutted the cunts.
  • Josef Stalin and the Technicolor Dream Coat 

Three Lions Pub
  • Man Walks Through Airport turn style sideways is going to Bangkok
  • Hey Girl You Looking Fine - Mind if I Slytherin?
  • GDP : Giant Dinosaur Penis: The Legend of Ron Jeremy 
  • Aluminium, sorry we just wanted to hear a British person Say it
  • What's More Brilliant? Biden or his teeth?
  • Clever Name Involving Dicks/Vaginas"
  • Who is the Bitch Now?" Said Sandusky's Cell Mate
  • We Might Not Go Down in History but we will definately go down in the system

St. Francis Brewery
  • Hey Hugh! Where's the Jack, Man?
  • Fluffers or Nutters? Oh Wait, That's a Sandwich
  • Motorboatin' SOBs
  • I'll See Your Nixon, and Raise You a Romney

Vino 100
  • We Got 99 Problems But Trivia Ain't One 
  • 2 Bottles of Wine and Trivia Virgins = Poppin That Cherry!
  • Because You Have A Speech Impediment: Fifths on Fifths on Fifths
  • Bitches Love Sonnets
  • Cat Like Reflexes, Speed of a Mongoose 
  • Dumb, Dumber, Dumberer, Dumbest and Dumbass 
  • Obama's Teleprompter 

Duke of Devon Pub
  • Friends in Photography - It's okay to plug your own business at pub trivia, right?
  • Keep Calm and Quiz On
  • I always go the extra mile, the restraining order says I have to
  • Don't call it soccer - wanker!
  • Amish Porn


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