- Speaking of a whale's vagina... Adele just had a baby! 9 months of rolling in the deep!
- Rattlesnakes and Condoms: two things I don't fuck with
- Deep Impact - the only movie whose porno uses the same title
- Master Debators
- A Man with five penises goes to get his pants tailored and the tailor says "whoah, five penises?! How do your pants fit?" Man replies, "like a glove."
- The fact that Cher's carpet matches the drapes gives me a Sonny "Boner"
- Place with the most permanent tourists in 2011: Guatanamo Bay
- Peter North "Stars"
- Nic Cage and the Nicklebacks
- Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close - Sounds Like My Freshman Year Roommate's Sex Life
Cafe Hollander
- Hurricane Sandy Blew Us . . . In From The Ale House
- Heidi Showed Her Muscles, I Showed My Bone
- Your Mom Can't Wrestle, But You Should See Her Box
- Sorry Our Team Name Sucks Because My Teammate Didn't Want TO Make A Pun About Sandy And Vaginas
- I'm Getting Pretty Good At Master Debating
- Lance Armstrong: Cheat To WIn
- Eff The Mayan Calendar, I'm Going Back To The Future
- Thomas Jefferson Likes Women Like He Likes His Coffee . . . Dark, Hot, and Steamy
- I'll Play With Your Bedknob, If You Touch My Broomstick
- That Quiz Was Hard . . . That's What She Said
- It's Our First Date, Give Us The Lakefront Brewery Tickets So We Can Go On A Second Date
- We Cheated On This Quiz But The Replacement Refs Didn't See It
Caffrey's Pub
- Team Take Your Top Off
- Whats the Difference Between Good Trivia and A Boner? You Aren't Giving Me Good Trivia Right Now
- Hardest Part About Rollerblading? Telling People You Are Gay
- My Guinea Pig Ate My Nuva Ring
- Brookfield Square Applebees: $3 Shooters All Night Long!
- Jay Cutler Has A Mangina
- I Wish This Microphone Was A Dick
- FML It's Midterm Week
- Poop In My Mouth and Call It A Sundae
- I Have A Cat Named Ruca and She Is Cute As Fuck!
- Ron Artersticles
- I'm Ron Burgundy? who put a question mark in the teleprompter!
- Whats Blue and Bloated and floating in My Beer? A Dead baby With Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
- Quiz on my mind Jizz in my hair
- The replacement refs' Replacements
The Backyard
- Due To My Recent Breakup, My Life Is Like Star Wars….Hand Solo
- Semen Stained Death Team
- QuizMaster-Bater
Uptowner
- Jizzmasters
- Quietly Questioning Quiz Question Quality
- Silence Is Golden, But Duct Tape Is Silver!
- My Couch Pulls Out But I Don't
- This Microphone Smells Like My Dad's Dick!
- The Blood, The Sweat, The Beers
Whiskey Bar
- Only 81 More Games Left in The NBA Season...Thank God
- Romney Has Binder Full of Hurricane Names
- These questions blow harder than Sandy
- When Pinnochio Saw Princess Leia Today, For The First Time, Something Other Than His Nose Grew!J
- ust because I'm blind doesn't mean you can touch my Willy Nelson
- If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it called the ripple?
- Great news! I found out today, that I have as many Tour De France wins as Lance Armstrong!
- The awkward moment when you realize an energy drink has a better space program than your nation...
- Biden rubs me the wrong way, with his teeth
- The only Tour of Italy I know is at Olive Garden
- Hey Cubs fans, don't worry, there's always next century
McGillycuddy's
- My Girlfriend Has Been Asking For A Minivan . . . So I Gave Her Two In The Front And Five In The Rear
- Hurricane Sandy Vaginas
- Are You New Jersey? 'Cuse I Wanna Rock You Like A Hurricane
- What Would You Call Going Down On A Mangina?
- For About A Year I Thought I Was A Man Trapped Inside A Woman's Body . . . And Then I Was Born
- Rufies: A Night You'll Never Forget And She'll Never Remember
- Science Fact: 50% Of All Soup Is 30% Urine
- Who's In My Mouth? I Know Those Balls!
- There's Nothing Funny About Rape, Unless You're Raping A Clown
Upper 90 Sports Pub
- There's No "I" in Gang Bang
- It's Still Bigger Than Yours
- The Mass Debater
- sFar More Excited Than We Should Be To Know
- Justin Bieber Is From Canada
- Can You Get An STD From A Polar Bear?
The Hotch Spot
- She Blow You Harder Than Sandy
- Halloweenie
- Wine and Dine This Shit Is Mine
O'Lydias
- Thats Not a Moon, It's Your Momma
- Who Wants to See My George W Bush?
- Last Nights Debate Was Confusing, We Are Voting For Honey Boo Boo
- Who Wants to Tongue Punch My Fart Box?
- The WNBA Fantasy Allstars
Milwaukee Brat House
- Why is Taft's Mustache... In My Pants?
- Binders Full of Bitches
- Came for the crossfit games, stayed for the Schlitz
- You wouldn't want Ben-Hur to take a dump on your car
- Oprah Winfrey openly sobbing into a Lean Cuisine
- You wouldn't want Big Brad to take a dump on your car
- I'll show you my baby puss if you show me your Liechtenstein
- I don't do cocaine I just like the smell of it
- Where are all the sluts? I thought this was Halloween!
Major Goolsby's
- Who Ya Gonna Call? Not Us, We're Drunk
- The Metric System Is For Pussies
- Text On The Beach
- The Major "Ghouls"-bys
Mulligans Irish Pub
- The Grassy Knoll-it-All's
- Trump's big reveal- He has a dead squirrel on his head
- I once forgot how to throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me
- Jerry Sandusky for Honorary Scoutmaster of the Year
- What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun? Luke Warm
- We always give 100%- unless we're donating blood
- Mitt Romney is a master debaterYou can't motorboat personality
Attebury's Pub and Eatery
- George McGovern's Heart Has Finally Stopped Bleeding.
- Pete's Big Bollacks Bangers.
- What a way to piss away $2.
- Justin Bieber was actually discovered by Jerry Sandusky
Black Rose Irish Pub
- The Weekly Alcoholics Anonymous Meeting
- To Honor!...If you cant come in her, cum on her!!
- Michael J.Fox - Shaken Not Stirred
- I'm gonna be too drunk to drive that Fork Truck Tommorrow
Grafton Ale House
- Hairy Pooter and the chamber of secretions was my favorite movie!
- I'd like to Slytherin your Hufflepuff?!
- I ate the nachos... time to take a Bauhaus
- Eating Taco Bell gave me 13 days of Gross Domestic Product
- Snow White sitting on Pinocchio's face: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
- I want to punch whichever Jackass made me watch the Cardinals game all night
- After the Penus Enlargement procedure next week's quiz will be brought to you a three-legged Quizmaster
- Jack the Ripper says it's just a flesh wound
- Jump! (What white men wish they could do) by Van Halen
- And your winner for best team name is... this team
- Everyone knows Grafton homecoming is DA BOMB!
- Hugh Janus
- We did as well on this quiz as the Brewers in the post season
The Highbury
- We're looking at a Massive Poritical Erection
- The Quizmaster picked the Rapists for 300. But Sean Connery still had to suck my Thunderballs
- Who wants to join our binder full of women?
- We've been doping the whole time, we just don't have Lance's Chase Team
- Ripper? He fucking gutted the cunts.
- Josef Stalin and the Technicolor Dream Coat
Three Lions Pub
- Man Walks Through Airport turn style sideways is going to Bangkok
- Hey Girl You Looking Fine - Mind if I Slytherin?
- GDP : Giant Dinosaur Penis: The Legend of Ron Jeremy
- Aluminium, sorry we just wanted to hear a British person Say it
- What's More Brilliant? Biden or his teeth?
- Clever Name Involving Dicks/Vaginas"
- Who is the Bitch Now?" Said Sandusky's Cell Mate
- We Might Not Go Down in History but we will definately go down in the system
St. Francis Brewery
- Hey Hugh! Where's the Jack, Man?
- Fluffers or Nutters? Oh Wait, That's a Sandwich
- Motorboatin' SOBs
- I'll See Your Nixon, and Raise You a Romney
Vino 100
- We Got 99 Problems But Trivia Ain't One
- 2 Bottles of Wine and Trivia Virgins = Poppin That Cherry!
- Because You Have A Speech Impediment: Fifths on Fifths on Fifths
- Bitches Love Sonnets
- Cat Like Reflexes, Speed of a Mongoose
- Dumb, Dumber, Dumberer, Dumbest and Dumbass
- Obama's Teleprompter
Duke of Devon Pub
- Friends in Photography - It's okay to plug your own business at pub trivia, right?
- Keep Calm and Quiz On
- I always go the extra mile, the restraining order says I have to
- Don't call it soccer - wanker!
- Amish Porn