Best Trivia Team Names of February 2013!

Red Rock Saloon

I've always said that Nick Cage is a pussy
Argo Fuck Yourself
Quiz in my pants
$20 says Ray Lewis' retirement speech mentions god more than the Pope's
Milwaukee Sewer Bombers
There's a huge gashole on Mason St., must be from all the Pfistering
Newsflash: Ray Lewis detained for killing the lights at the Super Bowl but was released on probation for snitching on his friends
Seriously, Rey Lewis killed a guy
Homocide 101: Never wear white to a murder
Oh, I'm queel in, and I'm gonna Iggy Pop, I just quizzed...
214 days until football season!
Purple Headed Yogurt Slingers

Cafe Hollander

I'll Show You Some American Beauty
Seth McFarlane For Pope
"Nicholas Cage Is A National Treasure" Said No One Ever
My Dog Ate My Nuva Ring
My Little John Makes It Harder And Harder To Breed
My Psychiatrist Asked Me To Identify These Pictures, But I Don't Know How He Got All These Naked Pictures Of My Mother
From The Makers Of "The Social Network"; Daniel Day Lewis In "LinkedIn"
Giving Up The Papacy To Play More Trivia
I Have A Very Sexy Learning Disorder, It's Called "Sexlexia"
Call Me The Super Dome, Cuse I'm Blacking Out Tonight
Ignorant Sluts
If Cupid Pokes You With A Burning Arrow, See A Doctor

Caffrey's Pub

Sharon Stone's Neck Vagina
Oscar Pistorius' NUBS #bladerunner
Snakes and rattlesnakes: two things I don't fuck with
Other than that, did you enjoy the parade Mrs. Kennedy?
If you like it then you should've put a dick in it
Jasmine's Flying Carpet Munchers
Looks bad but always wins, the penis
3 dicks, 2 holes, you do the math
I call my penis the truth, because bitches can't handle it
Einstein's bush
My Drinking team has a Trivia Problem
If a fat girl falls in the Forrest, do the Trees laugh
Krikey! Throw another shrimp on the Barbie, you cheeky bastard
Here's to lesbians, thanks for nothing, love, the boner
Ray Lewis killed another guy when the lights went out

Camp Bar

If she says no, just sequester
Scissor Me Timbers
Overworked, Undersexed, Overstressed, and Underpaid
Danica may have grabbed the pole, but she’ll probably blow it
Hot Carl
I got 99 problems but the Quizmaster's literacy is #1
My girlfriend can't wrestle, but you should see her box
Terry Schiavo's Vegetable Garden
The Lesbian Girl Scouts #winning
Ray Lewis and the Accomplices
Who did Ray Lewis stab during the Superdome Blackout?
Who killed the lights at the Superdome? I bet it was Ray Lewis
New Orleans Electric Co.

Two Bucks

Without Wrestling, the only place to see those positions is in the Olympic Village
And the $10 Gift Certificate for Best Team Name goes to the Geologists from UWM
Anne Hathaway's Nips
Sliding off the pole like Danica at Daytona
Chris Hansen is a Cock Block
I didn't realize we invited Mel Gibson to this Trivia Night
Pope Benedict's retirement begins the new season of Game of Thrones
Carnival Cruises New Slogan: A Million Ways to Have Fun...until it becomes an actual poop deck
Nazis and the Papacy, Two Things the Pope Quit
The Russian Meteorite had bigger stones than John Wayne
Is my dick a hipster or a frontman?
I Can Feel It, Cumming in Her Hair Tonight (as sung by the QM)
Bonus Round? More Like the "Boned Us" Round
Our score's blowing up like the streets of Milwaukee
I wish my boyfriend lasted as long as the Pope
"Damn, that waitress is hot" said Kourtney
Phister? I Barely Know Her!
Hand Crank, Candlestick, Rotary...19th Century Sex Toys
Ambiguously Gay Duo
Knocking New Orleans' Lights Out!

Whiskey Bar

My girlfriend asked why I was blow drying my pubes. Apparently "warming up you dinner" was NOT the correct answer
That Oscar-nominated 9-year-old is such a cunt
Your sister isn't cheap, she's free
I Wish I was a window salesman in Russia right now
Patent pending on "Pink Power Ranger" and "Pesky's Pole" for sex toy names
Danica Patrick has always been a pole sitter
The Pope's Next Job: Scoutmaster or Penn State Coach
If She's Old Enough To Crawl, She's In The Right Position
Saving Ryan's Privates

McGillycuddy's

I'm Only A Douchebag Because After I Fuck Your Mom She Smells BetterI
'm Not Gay, But 5 Bucks Is 5 Bucks
Thought Bear Grylls Was Attractive . . . Til We Saw Him Eat Bear Shit
What Do You Call A Dick In Both Hands, One In The Mouth, One In The Butt, and One In The Vagina? YAHTZEE!!
Motivated, Legless Athlete Seeks Open-Minded, Expendable Supermodel
Morgan Freeman's Freckle
A Baby Seal Walks In To A Club
Manti Te'o: 99 Problems But A Bitch Ain't One
Pubes!!
These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits
Why Did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She Had No Arms. Knock, Knock. Who's There? Not Sally

Fox River House

One Skin, Two Skin, Three Skin...
Yes We're Open. Really!!
We Came On Time ;-)
Saucy Monkeys

The Hotch Spot

We didnt realize 69ing was an olympic sport
Its not Uranus
Brett Farves Text Message
If I were Pluto, I'd be orbit Uranus

O'Lydias

I Just Sequestered in my Pants
The Jeremy Tugnuts
$tone Cold $tunner$
Is Oscar Prestorious a replicant?
Michael J. Fox does the best "Harlem Shake"
My girlfriend's 3 ft. tall and I'm nuts over her!
Obama and Biden: Drone Thugs N Harmony
Texts from last night: "Suck me"
Stop the bus and let me brother, Jack, off.
Boner Doner... Am I right, Ladies?
Did you hear about the explosion at the French cheese factory? All that was left was Da Bree!
We came to lose at trivia and drink beer, And we just lost at trivia

Milwaukee Brat House

Ron Tugnutt
Anyone want a racing sausage costume? $100 or best offer
I can't believe they didn't give an Oscar to "MILFs with big bushes 13"
Wet Dream Team
Zsa Zsa Gabor's inhospitable uterus
My couch pulls out, and you should too!
Going deep but not touching the sides
Shit I wanted that rail gin
The Pulmonary Artery is bigger than Swenson's dick
Too Quool to spin the QUEEL
Donald Driver hasn't retired from driving me

Major Goolsby's

A Dick In The Hand Is Worth More Than Two In The Bush
Drink, Drank, Drunk
The '81 Lady Popes
Ben Rapelisberger
Question Twenty-Sex I Love Sea-men
My Girlfriend Says I'm A Pedophile, But I Think That's A Big Word For A Five Year Old
Sex, Booze, And Orgasms

Mulligans Irish Pub

Sequester?...I hardly knew her
The Red Headed Step children
Oscar Pistorus' defense doesn't have a leg to stand on
Megan Fox's Toe Thumbs
Two holes in a bucket? Phuket!
I don't always play trivia, but when I do, I have a shitty team name
We are beating this quiz like Chris Brown. Happy Birthday Rhianna
How did Oscar Pistorius compensate for his lack of legs? He had plenty of ARMS
What did the pope give up for lent? His Job.
Make Like The Pope and Pull Out!
The only thing harder than this quiz is a priest at a boy scout meeting

Black Rose Irish Pub

Yes Ladies, The Carpet match the Drapes
Brains bigger than Kate Uptons Tits
Sliding down the pole like Danica Patrick at Daytona
I Made Your Mother Cum, Twice
Doppel Bangers
I wish my Microphone was a penis
Going Balls deep like bucky in Northwestern
Gingers dont have feelings
The Butt Pirates
I'm Not Actually British, Seriously Though

Grafton Ale House

Celebrity death match - David Gruber vs Peter Francis Geraci
Dennis Rodman BFF
Tears for Beers
Free Mustache rides from the retired guy
I'd sit on Danica's pole...
Just the tip of my Luxor
Vincent Van Gogh - fire crotch extraordinaire
Do, Dump, Marry: Mila Kunis, J LO, Tina Fey
What's bright and white and cums outta my tip?
The Zac Poophole Band
"El B.J." .... Spanish for the Blow Job
I wish this mic was a cock
Other than that.... how was the rest of the parade Mrs. Kennedy?
On Sunday the pope woke up super-excited about the mid-season premiere of The Walking Dead and then realized he had to work. He sighed and said, "fuck this shit, I quit!"
Seriously they voted wrestling out of the Olympics? Why not get rid of horse dancing or whatever that shit is called
Gotye sucks just as much as Nickleback...
If Nickleback is on your "sex playlist" your girlfriend will leave you
Chad Kroeger sucks dick
ϟ ϟ ϟ
We love double d and we aren't talking about Donald Driver
If cub scouts change their rules to allow openly gay members, what are the requirements to become a "webelos"?
Ray Lewis stabbed a man with deer antlers
60% of the time we win everytime!

The Highbury

I'm not gay, but 5 bucks is 5 bucks
Took a stab at this quiz, just like last night, with a coat hanger at my fetus - fingers crossed for a still born...
Danica Patrick qualified for my Pole Position last night making the Mississippi River the greatest discharge! Hi-yoooo!!!
Dead babies have more personality than QM Kevin
Wesley Snipes wouldn't have needed 4 shots to get the job done.
Pistorius; The Oscar Not Winning on Sunday
Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to sneak up on Victor Pistorius
A woman that Pistorius you off leave you no legs to stand on, so I shot her 4 times for sexual healing
When we black out, it's for longer than 34 minutes
If Brazilians like their moist country, do Australians like their dry bush?
The snow has not brought out this many people since Studio 54
No means sex, yes means anal.

Three Lions Pub

Snow Money, Snow Problems
I haven't seen this much white powder since Charlie sheen's birthday party
What did Oscar Pistorious get from Valentines day? 20 years
Say hello to your Mother for me
Chris Hanson America's favorite cockblock since 2004
Queels Like the first time
Jeffrey Dahmer Uses Teflon pans so guest don't stick around for dinner
Three Lions One Cup
Nobody has freckels on their ass. Use a Condom
Do all priests pull out prematurely lie the pope? I don't know ask little Timmy
Congratulations Amy Winehouse : 2 Years Sober
If Ray Lewis Can Get Away with Murder, we can win best team name
Did you know Lance Armstrong still has more testicles than Manti Teo has ex-girlfriends?
The Bitch that Gave Braun Herpes...Again

St. Francis Brewery

Danica Can Have My Pole Position
We Hate Only Two Types of People, Those Intolerant of Other Peoples' Cultures, and the Dutch
We Used to Hate Soccer...Now We Hate Tennis, Thanks Heather!

The Eatery on Farwell

Swallow or Sleep in a Wet Spot
I Like My Vaticans Like I Like My Orange Juice, Pope Free
$5 Foot Schlong
Four Guys on a Fact Hunt
Rosa Parks Didn't Call Shotgun
Oscar Pistorius' Defense Doesn't Have a Leg to Stand On
I'll Marty McFly Your Flux Capacitor
Cupid Likes it in the Butt?!?
I'm sorry your trivia team wasn't clever enough to redeem your team's piss poor performance.