Red Rock Saloon
  • Te-Bow...you don't have to put on a jersey tonight
  • I'll take an Osama Bin Laden... 2 shots and a drop of water
  • Brewers are making the Pirates their Butt Pirates. Arggg!
  • The glove was on the hand that wasn't on MacCauley Culkin 
  • Is that a mirror in your pants because I can totally see myself in them!
  • "You'll never bite alone" 
  • Wanna see my play-off beard?
  • We suck, just like you mom
  • Volcanoes Blow Like Axford
  • What do Uncle Ben, whole wheat and Condeleza have in common?
  • The Axeman Bloweth
  • This Team WON!... April Fools!

Cafe Hollander
  • Scissor Me Timbers
  • Did You Know If You Have "The Clapper" The Song Roxanne Will Turn Your Lights On And Off
  • Where Can I Get A Custom T-Shirt Made? No, Seriously, I Need One For Saturday. Where Can I Get That Done? 
  • Ann Frank: Hide And Seek World Champ 
  • Saved By The Smell 
  • The Ladies Call My Cock: "La Petite Roche" 
  • Drew's Mom Gives Out More Than An ATM
  • Much Like My Penis When I Watched Texas Chainsaw Massacre, This Quiz Was Harder Than I Expected 
  • The Wolverines Only Won Because The Milverine Wasn't In The Tournament
  • What's 10 Inches Wide? The Dick About To Enter Michigan?
  • Kevin Ware's Your Shin 
  • Kevin Ware and The Terrible Tibias
  • Boobytrap Backwards Is Partyboob!
  • If Rome Invaded Carthage From Behind, Would Greece Help? 
  • The Quizmaster Won't Say Vagina
  • I Like Rape 
  • Break A Leg Louisville
  • The Brewers Lost Their Home Opener . . . April Fools! 

Caffrey's Pub
  • I'm gonna deep blue your something
  • Speaking of blade runner, is Oscar Pistorius single?
  • Tim Tebow: now it's your turn to come out of the closet 
  • I wish this microphone was Jason Collins''s penis
  • I'm 22, I go to Marquette. I'm white. And I'm straight.
  • Stop the bus and let my friend Jack off 
  • Chomp so hard, Luis Suarez be jealous
  • I maybe a hooker but anal ain't for free
  • Like a futon, we pull out
  • Swallow the yellow thick load...trust me it's thick
  • At least Helen Keller thinks I'm pretty
  • Homeless Egyptians
  • Margaret Thatcher...I still would
  • Your son wants to go to art school
  • Maculley Culkin masturbates home alone
  • Any dog less than 50 pounds is a cat, and cats are pointless #ronswanson
  • Kevin Wares leg 
  •  I will fucking cunt punt you
  • Gag a little bit to make me feel big
  • All we're good for is ass n titties 

Camp Bar
  • Bucks fall down and go BOOM! 
  • In front of LBJ's Heatles
  • The Quizmaster is at least twice as British as Madonna
  • If we all lived in a yellow submarine, beans would be banned
  • Sometimes I jerk off in the bathroom, sometimes
  • #Bostonstrong!
  • I'd tell you about my penis, but its a long story
  • What happened when the two antennas got married?.... The wedding was decent... but the reception was great.
  • London + Whale = Adele.... you do the math
  • The worlds most conservative bar sluts 
  • Fuck everything, I quiz in your mouth and camp on your chest
  • I c**t understand you 

Two Bucks
  • April Showers Bring May Flowers, Mayflowers Bring Pilgrims 
  • The straddle, western roll and scissor jump; just a few of my favorite sex positions 
  • You can pollinate my flower anytime 
  • Pareidolia: The Ability to See Elvis' Boobs At All Times 
  • Anne Frank...you mean that deaf, dumb and blind chick?
  • Siskel and Ebert gives Margaret Thatcher 2 Thumbs Down To Hell
  • Cody's boyfriend gave him throat AIDS
  • 2 Queers and a Beard
  • War Jokes, I Did Nazi That Coming
  • Kevin Ware: Unbreakable
  • Margaret Thatcher's Body Snatcher 
  • I'm starting a collection of vibrators called Toys for Twats
  • Liquor? I Didn't Even Know 'Er.
  • Kim Jong Kardashian - The Kim-Ye Baby
  • Hoverboards Don't Work on Water, Unless You Got POWAA!!
  • Kevin Ware's Tibia Night 
  • Married Homosexuals Don't Have Sex Either! 
  • Breaking Trivia Records like Kevin Ware's Leg

Antonio's Sports Bar
  • Casey Anthony's Pregnant
  • We Suck Again
  • Is That a Quizmaster Pen in Your Pocket or Are You Just Glad to See Me?
  • The Rusty Spoons
  • Fat, Drunk and Stupid is No Way to Go Through Life Son
  • Hold My Beer While I Take a Quiz

Whiskey Bar
  • Cunt Punt
  • You Bet Anne Frank Was A Bielieber! 
  • I Remember When Pluto Was Still A Planet
  • What's the Difference Between a Pizza and a Jew? Pizza's Don't Scream When You Put Them In The Oven
  • When Weird Al Wrote The Lyrics To Amish Paradise, Planned Parenthood Was Known As Coathanger Contraception
  • Gangsta's Paradise Is no fucking joke man
  • Maggie Thatcher had a lot of balls 
  • I am so sick of coming up with a team name
  • People Need To Relax, North Korea Is The Nation State Equivalent Of The Short Bus 

McGillycuddy's
  • Your French Does Suck Ass, And So Does Latrell Sprewell 
  • Why Does Michael J Fox Make The Best Milkshakes? Because He Uses The Best Ingredients, You Cruel Bastards
  • Minnesota - Where All The Men Are Fat, The Women Are Handsome, And The Hockey Team Sucks!
  • When You're This Fucked, The Team Name Doesn't Matter 
  • What Do And Airplane And An Illegal Abortion Have In Common? The Hanger
  • Shit. 
  • I'm Gonna Burn Down LeBron's House And Manneken Pis On The Ashes
  • Why Can't You Hear A Pterodactyl Go To The Bathroom? It Has A Silent P
  • If Chris Brown Has A Greatest Hits Album WIll Rihanna Be On It? 
  • Who The Fuck Likes Pears?
  • Fuck Michigan, The Auto Industry Already Has
  • Why Don't Michigan Orphans Play Baseball? They Don't Know Where Home Is . . . Fuck Michigan
  • I Don't Do Cocaine, I Just Like The Way It Smells
  • Obama's Knife Control Policy Isn't Working
  • Waking Up Is The Second Hardest Thing In The Morning
  • How Many Marquette Fans Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb? 12. One To Screw It In, 11 To Talk About How Awesome 1977 Was
  • Kevin Ware Gives Me A Boner 

New Berlin Ale House
  • I've Got A Six-Pack Of Smirnoff Ice, Which Way To The Closest Middle School?
  • Red Headed Step Child
  • Rickie Weeks' Downstairs Dreadlocks 
  • Why Wasn't Jessica Rabbits' Ass Part Of This Quiz? 
  • Coming Up With A Team Name Is Hard. So Am I
  • 2 Muffs and A Diver
  • Ass Up Face Down
  • Why Was Mike In The Bathroom So Long?
  • The 4 Guys Watching The Brewer Game Right Over There, Like Seriously Right Over There
  • My Grandma Can't Wrestle, But You Should See Her Box!

The Hotch Spot
  • Always Wipe Front To Back
  • The Purple-Headed Yogurt Slingers 
  • Rattlesnakes and Condoms... Two Things I dont Fuck With
  • Open Condom Style
  • With our Powers Combined... We Are Captain Planet!!
  • Thats the last time a coach tells his players to break a leg
  • Milwaukee Natives who dont know the fonz as anything other than the fonz 

Titletown Brewing Co
  • Dick Trickle? Consult your doctor about Flomax
  • The rent-a-cop, nascar driver, mortician, marine biologist, and berry picker 
  • Everyone, calm the fuck down…Dennis Rodman's got this! 
  •  One for the money, two for the money shot! 
  • That's a big beer. Everyone look at that beer! It's delicious! 
  • Teaching with my glock out 

O'Lydias
  • Kurt Russell kicked the Soviet's Ass in 1980
  • Axe the Axeman
  • Dingle Berries are good for you
  • Our server is getting just the tip!
  • Maybe it's Maybeline, maybe it's not - either way, she's painted up like a whore! 
  • Some Like it Cock
  • I HOPE BRAUN FUCKING CUNT PUNTED SEGURA AFTER HE STOLE FIRST
  • My kid went to Iraq and all I got was this crappy ransom note
  • Apparently it's a new trend called (w)izzing. It could be a silent "Q".
  • Yovanni Hallardo Driving School
  • Gallardo's Ride Home 
  • Bag O' Dicks 
  • The only reason we lost is because we're drunker than Gallardo on a Monday Night
  • After last night, I hope John Axford runs backwards through a Blessing of Unicorns 
  • I'm not gay but 20 bucks is 20 bucks
  • Some joke about Margaret Snatcher... 
  • Snatching That Thatch; Hard As Iron
  • A Gagglefuck of Unicorns
  • "Thatch" - All Folks!
  • A "Murder" of Unicorns 
  • There is a me in team

Milwaukee Brat House
  • Compton is the lowest point in California
  • Period Farts
  • Summer of 69, the best days ever...in my pants
  • Anne Frank's 2nd Place Hide and Seek Champs
  • We all came here and all we got was... come on our tits 
  • Some like it hot, we just like it on top 
  • Burn the QUEEL! 
  • Couldn't give two Schlitz
  • Cum Farts
  • Ke$ha with Buscemi eyes is way more attractive than Ke$ha with Ke$ha eyes
  • Who give a fuck, Ryan says we aren't going to win anyway
  • Flash of my Tit-ans
  • I wish Adam Scott would put his balls in my hole
  • Chlamydia Inc. 
  • My Boyfriends Missile Is Bigger Than N Koreas...but probably not as big as Kim Jung Un's
  • Kim Jung Un, that pudgy fuck
  • Ryan's London Eye is... in my pants
  • Charlie Sheen's finger bang paintings! 
  • I want to Jackson Pollock all over Jessica Biel's face

Major Goolsby's
  • Dorothy Mantooth Is A Saint! 
  • Dick Harder Than The Math Test I Didn't Study For
  • My Girlfriend Hasn't Talked To Me In A Year, So I Taught Myself Sign Language
  • Smells Like A Used Diaper Filled With Indian Food
  • Broccoli Rob and The Boner Biter Ft. Adam Lavine and An Asian
  • Sex Panther: 60% Of The Time It Works Every Time
  • Inside Margaret Thatcher's Cold, Dry, Dead Pussy 
  • Oompa Fuckin Loompa
  • Gwen Stani's Banana Hammock 
  • We Beat The Queel Like Coach Rice Beats His Players
  • A Whale's Vagina
  • Poppin' It Like Louisville's Ware

Mulligans Irish Pub
  • How Much Money Does it Take to Buy a Senator and Glock-Block Legislation?
  • I Just Quizzed My Pants! 

Black Rose Irish Pub
  • Chodie Foster
  • We Like Our Beer Like We Like Our Violence: Domestic
  • I Banged a Lesbian Last Night #Ooosh
  • You Know whats Good for Shoulder Pain? If You Lick My Butthole
  • Making up a Team Name is Hard, And So Am I
  • Michael J.Fox does the best Harlem Shake
  • Our Mom Never Hugged Us, Our Dad Hugged Us Too Much
  • With My Ginger Hair and White Complexion, I Look Like a Lit Spliff
  • Walt Quizney Wordl
  • Fish Dicks
  • If Justin Timberlake Greeces My Nine Inch Nail, I Will Long Jump on Zach Braff's Banana
  • I forgot to ask, Do you Like Guacamole?
  • The Deep Sea Muff Divers
  • My Favorite Color is Ham 
  • Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My Name is Will and I have a Small Cock
  • Does Uranus Have Rings?

Grafton Ale House
  • The George W Bush library?... I had no idea there are so many pop-up books! 
  • What does Luis Suarez and Mike Tyson have in common?
  • Anal Bum Cover 
  • Lil Wayne and Woodrow Wilson are my favorite members of G-Unit
  • 2 Quizzers, 1 Cup
  • Your mother's left hand club 
  • Dear Chicago, enjoy our poop 
  • At least your 0.22 BAC was lower than Axford's ERA Yovani!
  • You pulled that POO questions right out of Uranus
  • You have to know what a crumpet is to understand cricket
  • Thatcher is dead. Our thoughts are with Satan at this trying and difficult time
  • Free mustache rides from Ulysses Grant 
  • R Kelly can bump and grind on my Moby Dick
  • Axford should work at 7-11, they never close
  • Axford's bar and grill, we never close
  • Our team sucks Moby Dick
  • Something something.... Bilbo sounds like dildo 
  • We all know the French Open can't be played on a smooth surface... the don't shave
  • Stinky Messi Feet
  • Kleenex, Band Aid, Speedo, Frisbee: all things that have been on my penis 
  • "Quiz It, Quiz It... all you wanna do is quiz it!"
  • There's something about Mary Todd Lincoln 
  • Came for the orgy, stayed for the trivia
  • Beating "it" to New Kids on the Block
  • Just like Walmart, Axford never closes
  • North Korea may touch China but not the United States

The Highbury
  • What do Beyonce and a skier have in common? They both ride Mogols. 
  • The George W's "I ain't never opened a book and now I opened a libary" 
  • I went to the Highland Games and brought my own "Caber" to toss
  • Riders of Lohan
  • What do a tornado and an Alabama divorce have in common? Either way somebody's losing a trailer.
  • Bilbo Baggins went out to see the dragons, but all he found was a Moby Dick. 
  • I've played w/ myself before--- but this is ridiculous 
  • Idaho?! You da ho. Bitch
  • Two members of our team came out of the same vagina

Three Lions Pub
  • Does the cock ring on my head make my face look fat?
  • What do the FA & KKK have in common? They both have foreigners # free Suarez 
  • I hit my snooze button so many times, it thought it was engaged to Chris Brown
  • Tokyo Swallows...but Mark Spitz
  • Jesus is Coming ; open your mouth
  • How do your say "drunk driver" in Spanish? Yovani Giallardo 
  • A fuckton of caterpillars 
  • Margaret Thatcher is dead sexy
  • What does grandma taste like? Depends
  • Wrong direction
  • Margaret Thatcher? Hardly knew her
  • Jackson Can finger my Pollock and Make it Drip Whenever he Wants 
  • Ryan Wickens Fan Club
  • No one Listen to Jonas
  • The Lord of the Shepherd Pies

Rusty's
  • I Like My Women Like I Like My Coffee; Ground Up and In The Freezer
  • I, Quizmaster Matt, Laughed My Ass Off During the First 10 Minutes of "Up." 
  • Quiztina Aguliera
  • Lots of Skid Marks at POO Airport 
  • Men are From Mars, Women Love Penis
  • Dildo Baggins: An Unexpected Journey 
  • Pink Tacos Leave a Bad Taste in My Mouth 
  • I hope our score is higher than Axford's ERA
  • CEOs and Corporate Hoes
  •  I Beat the Queel Like Coach Rice Beats His Players 
  • Much Like My Penis When I Saw Danny Devito Naked, This Quiz Was Much Harder Than I Expected
  • Colors That End in "Urple"

St. Francis Brewery
  • George W. Bush Library, Really?
  • The Freudian Slips
  • Margaret Thatcher's Dead and I'm Not Feeling So Good Either
  • 50 Shades of Drunk
  • Trivia Cooks Heart, Heart Cooks Brain, Brain Cooks Trivia 
  • It's Spring; We're So Excited We Wet Our Plants
  • May the Swarts Be With You...Adorable!

The Eatery on Farwell
  • Somethings I only have one of, but it isn't my penises
  • The only Beef I have about the Queel is that it doesn't make me queef when I squeel
  • 3 Guys on a Fact Hunt
  • Leave the money on the dresser
  • It's as dry as a desert down there, you're going to need some Vaseline
  • Nobody is better at creating the Domino Effect on a man than Hillary Clinton
  • Bill Clinton's Blowjob Dungeon (aka the Oval Office)
  • Bill Clinton said Monica Lewinsky had the Whitest Teeth He Ever Came Across
  • When it Rains, it Whores 
  • Bitches Ain't Shit! Just Kidding

Vino 100
  • Dead Squirrels In The Attic
  • Crying? There's No Crying In Trivia
  • Best Trivia Team Name Ever
  • I'd Like To Send My Space Ship to Uranus!
  • Keep Your $15 We Don't Have A Team Name
  • Teddy Roosevelt: The Original Mustache Rough Rider 
  • Phuck You Kim Jong-Un!
  • One Man Wolf Pack

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