Best Pub Quiz Team Names of the Month! July 2013...

Red Rock Saloon

Anthony Weiner was going to retire from sexting but decided to stick it out for one more year
90 Obama's healthcare bill is going down faster than a Titanic full of Ryan Braun supporters
Carlos Danger's photo album
Now that Ryan Braun has admitted to using steroids the question remains: who has bigger balls, Braun or William and Kate's son?
Which has more old white balls... a 1920's tennis tournament or a tea party rally
Who needs porn when toddlers and tiaras is on
What's the only thing more deadly than Aaron Hernandez? Sharknado
Show me on the doll where he touched you
Somebody had to finish last
Andy Murray's Wimbledon win breaks the British tradition of losing that started with the American Revolution! Hurray!

Cafe Hollander

Too Much Or Not Enough, Either Way, Alcohol Is The Problem
Colectivo Is A Shitty Name
Early Orgasms . . . The Rest Of Our Team Is Coming Later
Thank God Quizmaster Trivia Doesn't Do Drug Testing
What Do You Call A Cross Between A Penis And A Potato? A Dictator!
Besties WIth Testites
Fuck Soccer Questions
Our Score is a Steroid Free Performance!
Winter Is Coming
Q: What Did Cinderella Say When She Got To The Ball? A: AAAGGGGGAAGG!!OMG!
Here Comes The Sharknado
I Would Have Gotten Away With It, If It Wasn’t For These Meddling Kids And Their Dog Too!
North West . . . Terrible Team Name And Worse Baby Name
Ask They Healthy, Disease Free, And Successful Gentleman At The End Of The Bar
69 Hot Dogs In Ten Minutes? I Smell A Team Name . . . Grown Ups 2
It Takes 69 Hot Dogs To Make A Respectable Hot Carl
As Soon As This Is Over, We'll By Selling Lakefront Brewery Tour Tickets In The Bathroom For One Dollar
Sorry I Can't Come To Trivia, I Smell Like Roasted Crotch
Mer Men, Mer Problems
After A Few Weeks In The Slammer, Hernandez Will Not Be A Tight End Any Longer

Caffrey's Pub

Money Shots...We Do Mean it That Way
#freehernandez
The Bill Buckner's Fan Club
Clitty Clitty Gang Bang
Something gross about 69in hotdog
Purple headed yogurt slingers
3 guys 2 dicks
Pacific rimjob
Joey chestnuts on your face

Camp Bar

Throbbing Richards
4 Dicks and a Chick
In the lead with 5000 points
Betcha thought we'd have a name about the Royal Baby
19th Amendment.... worst mistake this country ever made
Don't shower with a pokemon, they might peek-at-chu.
"The Stigs" American Cousins
Squirrels Gone Wild
My friend just got married! All I got was the bouquet!

Two Bucks

Herb Kohl, The Real Dairy Queen
Jefferey Dahmer's House of Ribs
Braun's 8 Simple Rules: Deny, Deny, Deny, Deny, Deny, Deny, Deny, Deny
Brains over Braun
Between Osama bin Laden and Anne Frank. How good is my hiding spot?
Cockblockparty
The Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters
I Wish This Microphone Was a Penis
We Won Last Week...Oops
The Price Is Wrong Bitch
Everyone In This Room Is Now Dumber For Having Played This Quiz
Strawberry Wasted
I Like My Women Like My Books, Bound in Leather
Date Rape Still Counts

Whiskey Bar

Why was Hellen Keller A Terrible Driver? She was a woman!
Not Even Krypton Can Stop Anthony Weiner
My girlfriend called me a pedophile and I told her that was a pretty big word for a 5 year old
Imma let you finish, but Kim had the best delivery of all time
More alone than the guy googling "Carlos Danger's girlfriend."
I am worried that by declaring bankruptcy, Detroit might transform into some kind of hellish, depopulated wasteland.
Unfortunetly for Kate Middleton lovers, the royal baby's first crowning wasn't televised
On a Scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, How Much Do You Like Little Kids?
Looks Like It's That Time of The Month - Sharknado
If A Plane Crashed Every Time I Came (in) Slow, Nobody Would Fly Into San Francisco. Too Soon?
So Does That Make Kim Kardashian's Vagina the Northwest Passage?
The Difference Between Hungry and Horny Is Where You Put The Cucumber

McGillycuddy's

Subway Is Like Prostitution. You're Paying Someone Else To Do Your Wife's Job
I Like My Women Like I Like My Scotch, 18 Years Or Older
I Think Those Fuckers In The Back Are Cheating
Alex Trebek's Love Children
The Royal Baby can kiss my American, freedom loving ass, we're team USA, and we're going all the way
For 2 points: Would you rather sit on a dick & eat a cake or sit on a cake and eat a dick?
The Royal Baby weighed in at 8 pounds, what is that in dollars?
I'm Ron Burgandy?
Turdburglars For The Win!!!
What Would It Take For A Beatles Reunion? 2 More Bullet
Team Fact Hunt
No Means No, Yes Means Anal!!!
Quizmaster John? More Like Quizmaster Bates!
2 Dudes, 1 Tube, NO LUBE!
I Feel Like I'm Watching A Porno When I'm Watching Tennis, A Lot Of Balls Going Back And Forth
My Last Girlfriend Said I Was A Pedophile . . . Pretty Big Word For A 12 Year Old!
Team America . . . FUCK YEAH!

Fox River House

The Royal Baby's Name is Carlos Danger
Ryan Braun apologizes for fathering Baby Cambridge
Jehovah’s Witness Protection Program
Heroin Makes Me ‘Glee’ful
Just ugly enough to win (Wimbledon)
Everyone turn this way and blow as hard as you can
The $30 will be used towards Aaron Hernandez’s bail, barring he doesn’t murderous

The Hotch Spot

Stop the bus and let my Friend Jack Off
Richard Nixons Hips Dont Lie
Red Headed British Men Are Hot
I Call My Dick Cheney Because it Shoots People in the Face
Not Gonna Lie, I'm Pretty Drunk
Team Treat it, Don't Beat it
I Love The Eastsider Said No One Ever - Especially the Bathrooms
4 boobs and 10 balls
The Wet Dream Catchers
Fuck it we Suck
Rectum... Damn near killed 'em
4 Racks and a Sac

Aviator Sports Bar

Dumb and Dumber
That 70's Team

Titletown Brewing Co.

They found Jimmy Hoffa…in my pants
No mean yes, yes means anal
Aaron Hernandez, no longer a "tight end"
How long is your Javelin?

New Berlin Ale House

I Don't Always Play Trivia, But When I Do I Have A Shitty Team Name
Today's Special At Ryan Braun's Restaurant Is Crow
Better late than pregnant
Ma! The Meatloaf!!! Fuck!!
We Know How You Kids Like Them Sloppy!
Chocolate Wasted
I Wipe My Own Ass

O'Lydias

We're Here for Free Beer!
Hakuna Matata, what a wonderful phrase, Haunka Matata ain't no passing craze. It means go fuck yourself.
You can't motorboat personality
All Brains, No Braun
Hi Kevin, PBR Light Me!
I might be drunk, but I'd still bang Alicia Keys with a beard!
The only thing worse than our score is our team name
Monster Cereal: Wheaties w/ OJ Simpson on the cover

Milwaukee Brat House

Florida's stadium should be called "the prison"
What did the French ever triumph over?
America: back to back World War champs
A schmuck, a canuck and an ugly fuck
Anthony Weiner's Photo Club
Terri Schiavo: live and unplugged
Is it just me or does Prince George look like the Quizmaster
It's nice to see a member of the Royal family emerge from a dark tunnel alive for a change
If waterboarding was an Olympic sport USA would always win gold
Coitus Interuptus featuring Smegma Riot with special guest Karmic Thrust
Sharknado is stirring.... in my pants
George Zimmerman has 99 problems but Trayvon aint one
Tara Reid's first boob job looks like she got attacked by a Sharknado
Austin? As in Austin Massachusetts....
Ryan Braun's Urine Sample
Budweiser is latin for "suck a bag of dicks"
Stars and Schlitz forever
The sun never set on the the British Empire.... until July 4th, 1776
Prom Night Dumpster Babies

Major Goolsby's

Team Clay Aiken
Jogging or Yogging... Apparently You Just Run
By The Beard Of Zeus

Mulligans Irish Pub

What was the last thing on Princess Diana's Brain before she died?
Why do men pay more for car insurance? Women can't get road head.
Tickle Monsters
Aaron Hernandez: Patriot Minuteman ready to shoot in a minutes notice
What does a necrophiliacs complaint about sex? They just lay there!

Black Rose Irish Pub

Tim's Printing, Borderling, Self-Medicating and looking for hooters online, and I'm just sitting here masturbating.
Damnit We Lost
Again, I was Left to Come Up with a Team Name and I Failed
Which is Cleaner? Ryan Braun's Urine Sample or Bradford Beach?
Unlike Vietnam, We Dont Pull Out
My friends Prefer Vagina's, But I Will prefer Penis
I told you it was Jessica Simpson you Mother Fuckas
This Shit is Bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Any Takers to Suck An English Cock before I Leave on Friday

Fire on Water

Mark Chumura's School For Teenage Girls
Prince Brunswick von Poopy Pants
That's Not My Bellybutton, But I Didn't Say Stop
It's My Birthday Today - Literally

Grafton Ale House

We're getting married Saturday then moving to the Twin Cities, so this is our last Quizmaster Quiz
Everything is always better down under!
I thought you mom's slogan was billions and billions served
If only Gandalf was at Tianamen Square... "you shall not pass"
Pocahontas... 99 billion John Smith's served
The real housewives of the OC: Ozaukee County AKA Dream Team
We crash and burned again like Asiana Captain Sum Ting Wong and co-pilot Wi Fli Tu Lo
Does Whoopi Goldberg talk to Patrick Swayze now?!
Ringo Stars in our eyes

The Highbury

Can I call you gasoline? Cause even though you're expensive, I'd still pump you in my van.
I wish this microphone was a hot, wet Colin Firth
If I lived in Canada, I would overdose too
Cheerapunji. Actually second wettest place on Earth after Kevin's Mom's vagina
Democracy is great until your military says NO
The Legend of Tea Bagger Vance
PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.
Bar Close Premiere League
Bono, fuck off, boner
Paula Dean and Arron Hernandez sitting in a tree, who gets racial slurred and murdered next