Brass Monkey
- Rectum? I Nearly Killed Him
- Gary Coleman Lived a Short Life
- My Girlfriend Keeps Saying I Need to Stop Being a Pedophile. Pretty Big Word for a 12 Year Old.
- The Government May Close, but My Legs Never Do!
- We Did Poorly in School. And Most Likely in Quizmaster Trivia.
- Liquor? I Barely Knew Her!
Cafe Centraal
- I'm A Bieliber In Deportation
- Lesbian Barbie Comes In Her Own Box
- First Rule of Team Names Is You Don't Talk About Team Names!
- Bieber's Future Cellmates
- Erin Andrew Is A Thug
- Bieber's Egging is the Biggest Waste of Eggs Since Bieber's Conception
- In Last Place
- Team Names Are Dumb
- Hitler? I Hardly Know Her?
- Only 357 Shopping Days Til Christmas
- New Year, New Regrets
Cafe Hollander
- Guess What Came In The Mail Today? Me, I Ran Out Of Tissues
- The Polar Vortex Gives Me A Believable Excuse For Micropenis
- Three Ovaries And A Brovary
- Clearly I Need To Read More
- Fuzzy Door Productions Presents The Bush Twins
- It's So Cold Out I Just Keyed Someone's Car With My Nipples
- Vonn Has A Lot Of Time To Wash Tigers Balls
- We Obviously have ADD
- Cold As Tits!!!!
Caffrey's Pub
- Baghdad Ass Up
- Holy Witch-Tits and Warlock-Cocks, It's Cold!!
- Born in the Bathroom, Still the Shit
- Edward "Snowed-in"
- Jack Lewandowksi's # is 248-255-9004
- Our Drinking Team Has a Trivia Problem
- Sloppy Eighths
- I don't do cocaine, I just like the smell
Camp Bar
- Oooooh! Nothing is more lovely than the periwinkle cliffs of Dover
- Daft Drunk
- Malcom XXX's speech was "I have a Wet Dream!"
- We no sports good
- Real Futbol is kind of like Euro Disney
- We watched black porn in honor of MLK day
- We Came, We Saw, We Conquered....Trivia
- You're so vein, you probably think this quiz is about you.
Centennial
- Sarah Palin's Son, "Water Polo Palin"
- Nick Cage is the greatest actor of all time.
Club Garibaldi
- Chewbacca with a Spiral Perm
- Ms. Jackson Says: Plastic Bag it if you're nasty.
- The weather outside is frightful but my ass hurts
- Steve Zissou's Aquatic Adventure
- You invited me in for coffee and I ended up sucking your Polar Vortex
- Be gentle, it's our first time
Fixture Brewing Company
- I Drank The Sizzurp And Now I Have The Beieber Feaver!!!
- On A Night This Cold, Who Wouldn't Want A HOT CARL?
- Shouldn't It Be Called "Un-Planned Parenthood?"
- Self Cleaning Dutch Ovens
- Is It In Yet?
- Chlamydia Is My Favorite Flower
- My Mom Sucks At Wrestling But You Should See Her Box
- Farting In My Fancy Coat
Fox River House
- Biebs Underground Racing Crew
- Even with -50 degree wind chill, I’d rather drink and do trivia than drink and watch the State of the Union
- Your mom has the prettiest face I've ever cum upon
- It seems like the team with the longest name always wins, which is bullshit, Bill
The Highbury
- I've got a "Hard Rock" in my pants!
- Rattlesnakes and Condoms: Two things I don't fuck with
- Mating, Dating, and Masturbating
- Three blacks, an asian, and a token caucasian
- Quiz me Quizmaster :)
- When does karaoke start?
- Jay Cutler re-signed = 7 more years of The Bears Still Suck.
- Absolute Zero is signing Jay Cutler to a 7 year extension
Jack's American Pub
- Quizzard Sleeves
- I'm the best cornerback in the league!
- "Just give me the damn ten dollars for best team name already"
- Cram it up your cram-hole, Lafleur
- Lombardi Went to Jared
- Pocahontas was an eleven year old man
Loaded Slate
- 007 Goldfingered My Octopussy
- 1 Call, That's All
- I Love Squirters
- Fast 6: J Biebs' Joy Ride
- Justin Bieber: Very Loose Butthole
- Bieber's Butt Buddies
- James and the Giant Dick
- Messier Than a Coat Hanger Abortion
- Larry Sanders' Bottle Service
- Crouching Tiger Hidden Cucumber
- Marilyn Manson was My Babysitter
- Incest: A Game the Whole Family Can Play
- What's My Mothaf**kin' Name (Ja Rule voice)
- Hey Quizmaster, Stop Breaking Ja Rules
Major Goolsby's
- How Does Moses Make Coffee? Hebrews it!
McGillycuddy's
- Early Orgasm - The Rest Of Our Team Is Coming Later
- Taint Of The Union Roses Are Red, Violets Are Shy, Bite The Pillow Bitch, I'm Going In Dry
- If Russia IS The Motherland And Germany Is The Fatherland, Was WWII Domestic Violence?
- I Love To Watch Children At The Playground Run and Yell, But They Don't Know I'm Using Blanks
- They're Real And They're Spectacular
- Phuck Michigan - Nothing Silent About It
- Wanna See My Payton Manthing
- Is It OK To Tell Yo Mama Jokes At An Orphanage?
- Wanna Hear A Joke? Women's Sports.
- What DO You Call The Quizmaster's Cum Towel? A Krispy Kreame
- Who Needs A Pick-Up Line When You Can Just Lick Someone's Face?
Miller Time Pub
- It's Cold in Westown and the Wizards aren't Lion!
- Lesbihonest, MyCy Rules
- Victorious Secret
- Test Icicles
Milwaukee Brat House
- When I don't shave, I have a black forest... in my pants
- What's the difference between marmalade and jam? You can't marmalade your cock in a girl's ass.
- Elton John's is the real queen of England
- I have a GIANT wad of dong... in my pants
- What's the vietnamese word for cock?!?
- Muck like Barbie, my dong is anatomically impossible
- I wish I had a British accent
- Holy Schlitz it's cold out there
- My thermostat reads negative fuck off
Mulligans Irish Pub
- We Were on a Break
- Boobs are great! We have 8...
- My mom's playlist...Not!
- What do they do with dead chemists? They Barium.
- Our couches pull out but our Husbands don't
- Havana Omelette
New Berlin Ale House
- New Jersey Bridge TrafficI
- t's Not Gay If It's A 3-Way
- Tie Breaker: Snowball Fight
- We Cheated For Eighth Place
O'Lydias
- State of the Union: Meh
- Pharrel's Arby's Hat
- Guys, Macklemore Sucks. Seriously.
- Beiber's Going Back to Canada
- Yay! I'm getting deported! You best Belieber!
- If you had as many dicks coming out of you as you had sticking in you, you would look like a damn porcupine!
- My Girlfriend's 3 Feet Tall and I'm Nuts Over Her!
- Cool Runnings 2014
- Chris Christie like a bridge over troubled water
- Chris Christie should be the new spokesperson for tampax
- Ripley's believe it or not: We looked up everything on our cellphones
- Dickless for Michael Chiklis
- Started from the bottom now we're here... at the bottom.
Panther Pub
- Raber Rogers Rapers
- Mogadishu Mogadishu
- My dad's mustache is older than me!
Red Rock Saloon
- You can't spell Hoboken without HOBO
- Justin Bieber - the new Miley Cyrus or the next Paul Walker
- I have a dreamcast
- The 2 states that legalized pot are getting together for a "Super Bowl"
- Blind Prostitutes: ya gotta hand it to 'em
- Salvador Dali Parton's surreal boob job
- Sacajewea is a great coin... to masturbate too
- It only burns when I pee
- North Korea is the happiest place on Earth
Riverwest Filling Station
- South Side Missed Connections
- George Bush Paints Nudes
- Al Zheimers Will Be Rocky's Final Opponent
- It's Not the Size of the Polar Vortex that Counts...
St. Francis Brewery
- The Walking Talking Stephen Hawkings
- Our Stradivarius is Playing Us a Crying Tune
- "Just Eat It"...That's What She Said!
- The Bieber Deportation Team
- Obama's Big Black Caucus
- Rehab is for Quitters
- Houston Must Be a Great City, I Hear It's Full of Cougars!
Titletown Brewing Co.
- Too Fast, Too Furious, Too Soon?
- I met my girlfriend on healthcare.gov
- Fast and Furious 7 (minutes) in heaven
- Scruffy looking nerfherders
Three Lions Pub
- Who else thinks our quizmaster looks like Jesse from Breaking Bad?
- Vagina jokes just aren't funny - period
- Like a supermodels vagina, please give a warm welcome to Leonardo Dicaprio
- You mean we didn't win?! Thanks alot Obama!
- Apparently being born in Somalia is a new diet fad
- Who gives a fuck about Sarah Palin's kids?!
- What's a condom?
Twisted Fisherman
- If There's Grass on the Field, Play Ball
- My IPod has a Stutter
- Our Maine man, Michael Jackson, was a 'Lovefool' and we ain't lion...or tiger
Two Bucks
- Amy Winehouse has been sober for 3 years!
- Hillary can't win because Barbara says "no more Bush in office"
- He-Man Woman Haters Club
- Vladimir Putin's totally-not-gay-manly-horse-riding-shirtless-photo-shoot
- Washington and Colorado in the "Super-Bowl"
Vino 100
- Would You Like To Eat My Cupcake?
- Justin Bieber's Attorney's New Ferrari
- Bieber Drops The Soap
- In Prison He's Justine Bieber
- Chris Christie's Detours
Whiskey Bar
- Bieber Would Be Screwed If Columbo Was Still Alive
- Fuck The Polar Vortex
- This Losing Score Brought To You By Jameson
- I Don't Like Sloopy Seconds, But I'll Take What I Can Get
- My Canadian Boyfriend Is #1 On The Forbes Fictional 15
- Chris Christie's Traffic Directors
- I'd Climb That Like A Tree
- The Snow Blows Like Your Mom
- Christie Wouldn't Have Closed A Bridge To Dunkin Doughnuts
