The Office Trivia Night
- Scott's Tots Scholarship Foundation
- Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica
- "That one night (one night) you made everything alriiiight"
- The Oaky Afterbirth
- The increasingly irrational comsumer
- Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro Am Fun Run Race for the Cure
- Shut up about the SUN!!!!
- Big William Hung fans
- Mufflers or Muffins (all of which are better than paper)
- Boner Champs
- Stockholders of Serenity by Jan
- Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration
- Threat Level Midnight
- Beets Me 
- Dunder Mifflin B Team!!
- Here Comes Treble
- BUTTLICKER - OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!
- Two Bullets for Toby
- We need a team name as ASAP as possible.
- Little kid lovers
- Hardcore parkour on Jans boobs
- The anti-flashing task force
- Hardworking, alpha male, jackhammer (merciless, insatiable)

90s Trivia
- E=MC-hammered
- Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start
- The Miggity Miggity Miggity Macs
- 2Pac Got Vanilla Iced
- Vomit Free Since '93
- Up Dawson's Creek Without a Paddle
- Al Borland Roofied My Zima
- What do the Cincinnati Bengals and O.J. Simpson have in common? They both killed the browns
- If it doesn't fit you must acquit
- Princess consuls banana hammock
- I'd recognize Jennifer love Hewitts twin peaks anywhere
- We're not ashamed about what we did for a Klondike Bar
- I banged the girls from Hanson
- I did not have sexual relations with that Quizmaster!
- No-Pun-Intendo

Bank Shot
- Big Fact Hunts
- Quiz in my Pants
- Dixie Wrecked
- Flunked everything but Jim
- We thought this was speed dating

Bavarian Bierhaus
- Dickless in Seattle
- Tom Petty's Heart-breaker
- Tiny Fingers Tweeting
- Who’s going to choke harder? The Cubs or the actresses on Harvey Weinstein’s casting couch?
- Tommy tricker and the spooky boys 
- Harvey Weinstein in the shower with the potted plant 
- IPA lot

Brass Monkey
- Last Week's Winners
- Bukkake Made Me Blind
- Hopefully we are better at trivia than at pool
- Clint Dempsey has the most appearances in your mom
- Dilly Dilly!
- Harvey Weinstein's Next Movie
- #1 fan of Ballz in Hand - Quizmaster Katelin!
- Camouflage Condoms - she never saw us coming
- Ronald Regan ate vag to give up jelly beans
- Don’t Forget - R Kelly Peed on People 
- Here’s to Another 108 Years, Cubbies!
Caffrey's Pub
- Midas well quit

Camino
- Tom Petty & the Heart Failures
- The Real Patio Wives of Camino
- Your Mom Ripped Me Off Last Night
- Harvey Put Something in My Wine Stein
- Camino: The Only Place You Can Get A Sausage That Large for $10 and Have It Not Be A Felony
- Harvey Weinstein's Greatest Hits
- I Got My B.S. At Trump University
- Die Hard 6:  Weinstein Touches Bruce's Willis
- Where Do You Find A Dog With No Legs? Where ever you fucking left him
- FaceMaster: A Quizmaster Porn Parody (66 pts, lost tie breaker)
- Don't Jump the Tim Gunn

Camp Bar, Shorewood
- This Is A Bad Team Name
- Tom Petty May Be Almost Dead, But When He's Standing At The Gates of Hell, He Won't Back Down
- Slippery Sausage Fingers
- We'd Rather Be Watching Star Trek
- Midas Well Have Another
- Aaron Rodgers Popped His Collar

Camp Bar, Third Ward
- Past Our Bedtime
- Toom Raider
- Chuckleslovakians
- Knock knock, who's there? Kenya. Kenya who? Kenya feel my broken heart
- The Bears STILL SUCK
- You made me quiz in my pants 
- The Miami: Offensive Lines
- Brandy Old Fashioned - Looking Ass
- The Buffalo Bills of Trivia
- Dwayne's Johnson Rocks me like a Miami Hurricane
- House of 14 year olds starring Kevin Gaycey
Camp Bar, Tosa
- Wakka Flakka Seagulls
- Team Low Brow Sucks More Than a Penn State Locker Room
- She was DTF, but I Jizzed on my YKK
- I'm not a Proctologist, but I'll Take a Look
- I was Touched by Jesus... in a Mexican Prison
- The Little Mermaid Makes Me Squirt Some
- Anne Frank's Kosher Beef Curtains
- Better Late Than Pregnant
- Helen Keller: The Greatest Horologist of All Time
- Kevin Spacey's Youth Soccer League

Hogs and Kisses
- We'd rather be on Cash Cab
- Last Kid Picked @ Kickball
- Washington Foreskins
- Our Couch pulls Out But we don't
- Saggy Balls

Izzy Hops
- Make JarJar great again
- Here's to another 108 years from the cubs!!
- What's a pirate's favorite letter? No, it's definitely the C!

Jack's American Pub
- Pabst Smear
- If you got the Family Guy question right, you're probably a virgin
- Trivia is like a box of Chocolates, you never know what questions you're gonna get
- For Halloween I'm going as Aaron Rodger's Broken Collarbone
- We don't crack under pressure like Aaron Rodger's collar bone
- My bratwurst is as long as the coils of a french horn
- Drinkers not thinkers
- Dear Harvey Weinstein and Kevin Spacey, Thank you." - Bill Cosby
- I've got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell
- Paul Manafort's Laundromat: the cleanest money around!
- Hanging with Hernandez - 39
JBs on 41
- Our Team Was a Donation
- The Extrodonaire Jordanaires 
- Tanto and the Lone Bartender
- Drink Apple Juice, OJ Will Kill You!
- 58008

Last Call
- Condoms and Rattlesnakes, Two Things I Don't Fuck With

Loaded Slate
- Alex trebek is a smug twat
- Fun fact your ear lobes are the same distance apart as your nipples
- I just want you to say boobies
- Drakes on a plane
- Broken collar bones
- Da fuq is a cygnet?
- If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a tab
- Aaron. Rodgers can no longer pop his collar
- I have candy in my sack


Lucky Chance
- We'll Bust A Capillary in Your Ass
- 2 Guys Still With Nothing Better To Do On A Thursday...Til After Trivia
- Do You Want To Ring Our Fuck-Bell?
- Is This What A Real Job Feels Like?

McGillycuddy's
- Stephen Hawking School of Dance
- Hugh Hefner is the only person disappointed with heaven
- Reuben Studdard Earned It
- Rattlesnakes and condoms - 2 things we don't fuck with
- No Glove, No Love
- Wolf of Water Street 

Milwaukee Ale House
- Our Awkward First Date
- Usually Definitely Last Place
- Cut the Schlitz
- Roses Are Red, Beer Is Gold, It May Hurt My Head, But Keeps Me From Cold
- We Drink and We Don't Know Things
- Pull My Chain and Show Me Your Downtown Lites
- Cervisiaqizaphobia = Feer of Beer Quizzes
- From Drunkest To Soberist
- Oscar Pistorius in the Bedroom with the Pistol
- Beating Around the Bush feat. Harvey Weinstein
- Ted Cruz Killed JFK

Milwaukee Brat House - downtown
- What the Fuck is a Tinky-Winky?
- Beaver Believers
- Over the Limit, Under the Sausage
- Barbie was my Role Model... Now I'm a Stripper
- Oscar Pistorius was also the first amputee Olympian to commit MURDER
- Call a Doctor immediately if your reign lasts over 94 years
- PCP Gives you Wings
- Princess Diana Lives
- Were not ashamed of what we did for a Klondike bar

Milwaukee Brat House - Shorewood
- Thank god for Google
- Tom petty and the heartstoppers
- Alright kids... time for bed
- Bed Bath and Beyonce
- Quizmaster Master Quizzers
- Harvey weinstein and the no no nos 

New Berlin Ale House
- We’re going out with a bang ... like Hugh Hefner
- The Chicago Bears suck? Cry me a river.
- How do you donate a collar bone?
- Aaron Rodgers walks into A. Barr...
- I’m here for the boos!

O'Lydias
- My voluptuousness ordered a laptop on Groupon #TrueStory
- Weinerstein's Screen Testers
- Futons pull out but we don't
- I accuse Oscar Pistorius in the bedroom with a prosthetic leg
- You bender, I break her
- Trying not to be racist while coming up with Jackson 5 member names

Red Rock Saloon
- We Come From Behind
- We'd Rather Be Watching Star Trek
- She's probably right
- Anything is a dildo if you're not a pussy
- Venus isn't as hot as Uranus

Second Salem Brewing Co
- Hogwarts School of Quizardry
- Nightmare before Quizmas
- Harry Potter and the Half Ass Quiz
- If we get last, please give us best team name

The Tosa Tavern
- The Smashing Blumpkins
- Maybe we lost, maybe its Maybelline
- I (don't) BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
- The Cubs still suck
- Whole Fools
- I just quizzed my pants
- I like “Stranger Things” in bed
- JFK Files are out... he’s still dead.
- Aaron got 13 screws, but Olivia can’t get one
- Not Satisfied with these organic cucumbers... GMOs are bigger

Uptown Tavern
- Come for the trivia, stay for pat's mustache
- My drinking team has a trivia problem

UWM Gasthaus
- Goodnight, Alt-Right
- Quantum Quizics

Von Trier
- Tom Petty and the Heartbroken
- I came here to drink beer and play trivia, and I'm all out of trivia

Whole Foods, Streeterville
- Minnesota Hotdish Paul Bunyan Squad

Whole Foods, Schaumburg
- William shanterface
- Better late than pregnant

Whole Food, Willowbrook
- A for Effort

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