Best Team Names of January 2020!


Disney Trivia
- Who killed mufasa? Quasimodo has a hunch
- The Walt quizneys
- If we win we’re going to Disney world!
- Someday my pints will come
- Under the sea of beer
- Mickey Mouse is the original cheesehead
- I ate ratatouille and now I Winnie the poohed in the pride land
- Emperor's brew crew
- Call us, beep us, but you can’t beat us
-Turn down for Walt
- Foolish mortals
- I’m both a beauty and a beast
- Rafikis red hot butt cheeks
- Bippity boppity bitches
- Can you feel the Disney love tonight?
- Poor little poopsies
- Let me Buzz your Woody
- Your mom showed me her cave of wonders
- Andy's Mom's Toys
- I've Got a Friend in Me. Is it Buzz or Woody?
- You must be a diamond in the rough because you can enter my cave of wonders.
- Kiss my Snow White ass.
- Buzzed on Light Beer
- Australia Needs the Rescuers Again
- Beauty in the streets, but a Beast in the sheets.
- Bippity Boppity Bitches
- Andy's Mom's Toys
- Mary Poppin' That Booty
- Bippity Boppity Booyah
- Pinocchio’s Got a Woody
- We Cry at Every Song
- Moo-lan (69) Best Name
- We're the team from the bar and you're watching Disney Channel

42 Ale House
- Duo of the fates
- Melania does West Allis
- The Book of Moron

Basement Bar
- Our Drinking Team NASA Trivia Problem

Bilda's Friess Lake Pub
- New year new me same low IQ
- Can we talk about the fact that the yellow ranger was Asian and the black ranger was African American? Did anyone notice something was weird about that when they were a kid
- I'd rather eat strawberry Cheetos than listen to Hamilton again
- What the hell is Crunk Juice, we're underage

Black Husky Brewing
- Hamms Bamm Thank You Samm
- Mighty Morphin Beer Drinkers

Brass Monkey, West Allis
- Iran’s National Sausage: Smoked Soleimani
- My girlfriend refers to my cock as the Magic 8 Ball.
- My future = Magic 8 Balls deep in Quizmaster Katelin tonight.
- If Brass Monkey wins best trivia night, I, Katelin, will buy everyone a shot next week.
- You know shit's going down when your friend says "Hold My Teeth..."
- Katelin also plays with colored balls.
- Can I get a Lyme Disease with my Corona Virus?

Caffrey's Pub
- Lil Kim Jong Un
- Chick-Fil-Atio
- Stevie Wonder’s School of Driving
- Corona Virus: Find Your Beach
- If you love Porn Hub, you’re gonna love Porn Hub Live Catholic Church Casting Couch
- My girlfriend just broke up with me… apparently size does matter

Camp Bar, Shorewood
- James bond Quiz another Day
- The Great bro hug tragedy
- I rolled a James Blunt this weekend
- Little John’s lil’ jon
- We didn’t get all the alcohol questions right
- Johnson’s tinder profile is schnazz cucumber

Camp Bar, Third Ward
- You CAN lick our dick
- Spare me the Helen Keller jokes
- Your Little John Loves Our Trout Pout
- Margaret Thatchers Tickle Spot
- Tinder Date Progression: Tremendous, Stupendous, Hazardous, Horrendous

Camp Bar, Tosa
- Hung Like a Javelin
- Unlike Nixon, they CAN like our dick
- Helen Keller walked into a bar... and a table... and some chairs
- My Blue Johnson is a BFG and it's Horrendous
- The brightest beam of light shoots out of the tip of my penis,
- What goes well with coronavirus? Limes disease

Colectivo, Lakefront
- We Got Kicked Out Of the Trump Rally
- Oklahomies
- Dodge Duck Dip Dive and Dodge
- Raspberry, Psychic, Psalm, Pseudonym, Pneumatics, Psoriasis, Psychedelic
- Batman's Cave of Wonders

Garage
- My javelin is 6'2"
- Hellen Keller’s magic touch
- Save a Tree Eat a Beaver

The Inferno
- Somebody's Friend
- Miss D's Hoez

Izzy Hops
- Kenya Be More Pacific?
- We have more balls than Lance Armstrong
- headbutt, pumpbutt, deepbutt
- Deep Throating Eggs

Jack's American Pub
- We did NOT meet online #hinge
- Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everyone's going to die. Let's watch some tv
- Thank you, Chuck Norris
- Don't know Jack squat
- These Chinese Coronas are making me sick
- Everyone come to Mitch's trivia going away party next week. He is buying drinks for everyone all night
- Aladdin's glory holes
- In dog beers, I've had one

The Loaded Slate
- The class holes aka the over thinkers
- Cum hollaback girl
- These balls also dropped at midnight
- New year same shitty team
- One claw that’s all
- You make me quiz in my pants
- Rafikis red hot butt cheeks
- Were bringing zaxy back
- Under the bleachers by Seymour butts
- Denim dynamite aka titty tugnut
- The only $3 import I want is corona virus
- Corona virus with a lime
- Hungry hungry hoes

McFleshman's
- You Quero Taco Bowl'
- Farts and Please Her (Arts and Liesure)
- Ron Jeremy had 3 arms too!

McGillycuddy's 
- There’s a copperhead in my boots
- Harry Otter and the Silent P

Milwaukee Ale House
- If Iran was socialist it would be WEran
- Iowa: passive top missouri: dominant bottom
- I'm not Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed rock
- Winnie the flu
- My snakes don’t spit they swallow
- Peepee poopoo

Milwaukee Brat House, Downtown
- I Want to Taste Your Spicy Meatball
- The Bastard Sons of Peter Francis Geraci
- Red Headed Stepchildren

Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood
- Our team is hotter than Australia
- I just want Taylor to have to say antetokounmpo
- Who brat the wiener mobile to the sausage party
- Make our team great again
- My couch pulls out but Kevin spacey doesn’t
- Why can’t you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom? Because they’re extinct
- Preparation h for my cave of wonders
- The Georgia O'Queefs

Milwaukee Brewing Co.
- I Stayed at the Pfister and Now I Walk Funny
- We Are Not Losing Sober
- My Pee is Also Silent
- If You Can Dodge a Wrench, You Can Dodge A Ball

MobCraft
- The Quizzard of Oz
- My Dad Has More Matches On Tinder Than Me
- Kenya Dig It
- I Am Not the Pheasant Pluckers
- The 8th Horcrux Was His Dick
- Preparation H...Good For The "Hole"
- Our Drinking Team Has A Trivia Problem

New Berlin Ale House
- Bears, Beet, BattleStar Galactica
- Rock the Cash Bar 4th
- Brovaries before Ovaries
- Pump Fake the Deep Throat
- 88 points in the first half!
- Preparation H? Why not call it operation ass cream?

O'Lydias
- Slut dragons
- MBP Most Ballielist Player

Rally Time, West Bend
- Your Mom Has The Whitest Teeth Ive Ever Come Across
- His Balls Were Yellow From Too Many Cheetos
- Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?

Red Lion Pub
- What's in your wallet?... Cocaine
- We just want to thank our agents, our gods and fuck off.
- Better late than pregnant the sequel
- Pass me a Corona, not a Coronavirus
- Big Fact Hunt
- Trivial Pursuits
- Better late than pregnant
- I just came for the self esteem boost.

Three Lions Pub
- The Simpsons have been on the air for 30 years and relevant for 20, why is it on our quiz?
- The Liver - The Heaviest Organ in Milwaukee
- Don and the giant impeachment
- Bare Girls
- Mushy peas?  Yes, please!
- He doesn’t know this is a date
- Wow that escalated quickly

The Tosa Tavern
- Madonna's Chunnel
- Specificity.. Cause we are all smart?
- My Jizz is Worth 29 points
- Who said cocaine isn't legal?
- Is that Russell Crowe as Les Quizerable,
- Maybe if Russell Crowe did movies with sex workers more people would see them

Wauwatiki
- Still hungover from NYE
- We cordon blew it
- Cash, grass, or ass
- 2 guys 1 girl
- Scott's Tits sponsored by Tomorrow Jeremy
- Scott's Tots sponsored by Sbarro's
- I'd tug Ron's nuts
- Put a lime in your Corona virus
- Neverland Survivors

Whole Foods, Edgewater
- 70% of the time, we're right every time
- Justice for Mr. Peanut
- How does a cucumber become a pickle? -IT goes through a jarring experience

Whole Foods, Streeterville
- Impeach on Earth
- Jeff Bezos Facts Return
- Miller Low Lifes
- Smarty McFly: Facts to the Future
- The Katherine Ranft Scholarship Fund for Comedic Development

Whole Foods, West Loop
- Impeaches and Cream (USDA organic, of course)
- Have a yaba daba doo da day!

Whole Foods, Willowbrook
- Pants
- Silently correcting your Grandma

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