Bilda's Friess Lake Pub
- Dolly Parton's Prism Breasts take me to the danger zone
- Multiple Scoregasms with a side of Mint Julep
- My blue whale can outlast your purple carrot
- I would have won the street luge but I was high on Triptophan
Brass Monkey, West Allis
- The Goofy Humps
- Lube up your Bjork before sticking it in my bunghole!
- Our Color Me Badd is Dog Dick Pink
Camp Bar, Shorewood
- No ass, but what about a nut?
- Remember pre covid when we could have parties in the USA
- My Drinking team has a trivia problem
- Pretty sure babies don’t come from Vietnam, they come from Va-China
- 3 hole Punch team
- Lettuce Win
- I wonder what George bush’s nickname is for Trump?
- Our nips don't lie...it's cold outside
- Dudesistas
- Don’t just stare at it... Eat it
- Ridley Scott’s Tots
Camp Bar, Third Ward
- Bert is definitely the top
- Bert is definitely the top
- Joe’s Hoes
- You can tinky my winky
- The whore-ologists
- Dwayne the rock my Johnson
- Cunnalingus Rice... sounds like a Mexican dish
- This year is longer than a Tom Brady kiss
Camp Bar, Tosa
- Why did Hellen Keller wear tight pants...so people could read her lips
- The dinosaur climaxed in my face-butte
- Mrs clause’ yoga pants give her massive mistle toe
Garage
- Let's Ask Whiskeypedia
- Jeffrey Epstein Didn't Kill Himself".
Izzy Hops
- This is the first time I’ve put on clothing in months...
Jack's American Pub
- Kovid Killers
Milwaukee Brat House
- Spelling Beez
- Roses are Red, Wisconsin went blue
- Uncles with Benefits
- Brat the wurst answers
Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood
- I ain’t playing no fucking snooker
- The sausage sampler
- Hall of fame baseball persons
- Picked a bad week to sell my Pfizer stock
- Two beers one cup
- I paid Rudy Giuliani 20,000$ a day and all I got was this lousy team name
- Salvador Dali had a floppy clock
- Fuckin Wolverine Says Happy Thanksgiving
- Straight Off the Couch
Milwaukee Brewing Co.
- Anal but not sexual
MobCraft
- You're A Quizzard Harry
- We Would Have Won If It Wasn't For the Curse of Kordax!
- Dixie Normus
- Disclaimer: Animals Can Read
- A sperm Roman in my Trojan
Pete's Pub
- Drink Pineapple Juice because it might kill you
- Fookin’ Useless
