Best Team Names of July 2021



Harry Potter Trivia
- I'll slytherin your hufflepuff
- Harry Potter was a book?
- Snapes on a plane
- My godfather was in jail too
- Siriusly too sober
- It's TriviOsa, not TriviosAH
- Giannis is my patronus
- Bikini Longbottoms
- Half Blood Artist formerly known as prince
- Muggle Fuckin' Squibbs
- Blast ended skrewts 
- Dumbledore’s degenerates 
- The whorecruxes 
- I survived a giant ancient basilisk attacking my school and all I got was my exams cancelled 
- The Milwaukee butterbrewers
- Is That A Wand In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Happy To See Me? 
- Dead Sirius 
- Its Tri Vi Ah not Tri Vi Ah!
- The Dumbledorks
- The Quiziners of Azkaban
- That's so Ravenclaw
- The Madison Ministry of Muggle Affairs
- Babbling Bumbling Band of Babboons 
- THE reason Myrtle moans
- Dumb & Dumbledore 
- Snitches Get Stitches

Schitt's Creek Trivia
- Bingo Lingfucker 
- Zhampagne Raisins 
- The Crows Have IPAs 
- Nutty Schitts (without a paddle) 
- Ummm eat glass!
- The throuple 
- Raw Chicken Cutlets 
- Pubic Relations Majors
- Nom Nom for us 
- Nutty Schitts (without a paddle)
- Ummm eat glass!

The Baaree
- Hopefully the Bucks score more than we did
- Eddie Murphy can have my baby spice
- Like the Suns,  we lost in 6 (rounds)
- We Thought All The Music Was From Pornos

Bilda's Friess Lake Pub
- Let’s get real…Britney Spears is a dying star
- Bill Cosby should keep his chim chim cheree in his pants
- Beer the Deer!
- The Face Sitters

Brass Monkey, West Allis
- I bet Marky Mark's Funky Bunch Looked Good in those Calvin Klein's
- Bucks in 6 is a real thing now!
- "How Dirty Boys Get Clean" - Shouldn't that be the slogan for the Catholic Church?

Caffrey's Pub
- C Section Babies
- Rumple Foreskin

Camp Bar, Shorewood
- This is the only night my wife’s boyfriend lets me go out
- Last place goes to some dumb bitches 
- Swahili This Dick and Feed Me Your Kum…quat
- Schindler’s Assist
- If the Bucks Win, We Flip the Hop

Camp Bar, Third Ward
- Horatio's seamen
- Hidin from Biden
- Spock pays with a glock
- Put a (pitch) fork in it. Bucksin6 
- I’ve got better tats than Nick Lashae 
- My blue caterpillar takes a lickin and keeps on shin kickin 
- Your mom takes a lickin and keeps on ticken 
- It takes a lickin and keeps on dripping

Camp Bar, Tosa
- KumSquat
- Golden snitches get bitches
- Andy’s moms favorite toys were Buzz and Woody

Colectivo, Lakefront
- Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum
- Bucks tickets were too expensive so we are here
- The Quizard of Oz 
- Mike Pence Got me on PeePee Alert 
- Hawaiian Eye adores

Hangout MKE
- Owen Wilson's a DILF
- Were Having Crap legs for dinner
- Pee pee pooh pooh time
- Mayonnaise is not an instrument

Izzy Hops
- Gluten Tag!
- Giannis’ 12 Seconds.

The Landing at Hoyt Park
- Where do baby clowns come from? A Funny Bone
- Whitey Bulgar is his porn name too
- Giannis Morisette
- Free Britney Bitch
- "Pinot Noir, Caviar, Myanmar, Mid-sized car"
- We've been trying to contact you regarding your extended warranty
- 2021 Championships: Milwaukee Bucks 1, England 0
- It only took Milwaukee 50 years, how about England?
- Evers’ Beavers 
- Have you seen our kids? No really… 
- Chris Christie Double Dutching in Daisy Dukes
- Part me like the Red Sea, Ryan
- Skateboarding isn't a sport, it's a crime -- Karen on Facebook
- $1 for the quiz, $5 for OnlyFans
- The Crying game starring Aaron Rodgers
- 50 Shades of Menopause
- Paul Rudd can play with my Shuttlecock anyday
- Buscemi eyes between my hairy thighs
- Moses parted the Red Sea with his staff & I parted your mother's legs with my Burmese python
- Did you hear what happened to Estee Lauder? Max Facked Her

McFleshman's
- Hopefully the Bucks score more than we did
- Jack and Wheez: He’s the Cheeziest

McGillycuddy's
- Rejected Monopoly Colors

Milwaukee Ale House
- The Bee's Giann-ees (like Giannis)
- If the Bucks lost we could have tipped over The Hop. Missed opportunity
- Not sure of the joke but the punchline is shuttlecock

Milwaukee Brat House
- Anderson Cooper is a Vanderbilt

Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood
- The great state of Georda 
- And the award for best team name goes to….

Milwaukee Brewing Co.
- Fact Sluts
- I said I wouldn't swear but Barcelona Fucking Sucks
- The Fourth Hanson Brother"

MobCraft
- We Are Dumb. And Drunk. And Poor.
- Scrotal Recall
- Touched by an Uncle 
- Bailing Like Bile
- Ass Eaters Anonymous 
- The Tyrants of Trivia

Nutty Squirrel
- Grosstruse - like chartreuse, but grosser
- Trivia Tree Rats

O'Lydias
- Ghostbusters Law Office: One Call, That’s All
- The Answer is Always Misery

Pete's Pub
- VAR -Violent Ass Rash
- Is Boxed a type of wine?
- Oh My George Takei’s, Python is Threatening Shaggy’s Netherlands. Zoinks!

Rally Time, West Bend
- Let Sha'Carri Richardson Run! Decriminalize Weed!
- Uganda Be Kidding Me!
- If Only Ally Could Make A Cocktail As Good As Cosby
- Hey Rodgers....R-E-L-A-X! 
- Playing With The Quizmaster's Shuttlecock

Raised Grain
- We thought this was the line for the bathroom 
- Covid ate my brain 
- Bobby Portis for Mayor
- No Ice, Half Sprite, Half Lemonade
- Does Giannis Play Quarterback

Red Lion Pub
- Stupid pantsbboner

State Line Distillery
- Former child star freedom brigade
- Meteorologists- Right 50% of the Time 
- Let The Night Be-Gin
- In It To Gin IT!

Wisconsin Brewing co.
- Not a lot of ppl here. Maybe we'll win this time
- Oops! I Quizzed It Again #FreeBritney

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