February's Best Team Names

Shamrock Shake is my stripper name
Queen Victoria looked like she could use twelve inches of snow right about now
Beethoven played with his pianist so much he should have gone blind
Little Richard aint so little, if you know what I mean
We'd have to more coke than Whitney in order to get us to go see Ghost Rider
(Whitney) Houston we have a problem... worst. black. history. month. ever... too soon?
God takes Amy, Michael and Whitney but leaves Nicki Minaj?
Whitney Houston: Spirit of Vengeance - look out Bobby Brown

Inspector Gadget? I Just Met Her
My Couch Pulls Out, But I Don't
I Wish Women Were Like The Academy Awards And The Red Carpet Only Came Out Once A Year
We Would Have Won But Our Smartest Teammate Had A Herpes Flare Up
Bill Clinton Said Monica Lewinsky Has The Whitest Teeth He Has Ever Come Across
Is That Jeremy Lin In Your Pants Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
Name Something You Put In Your Mouth But Don't Swallow
I'm Ron Burgandy
Whitney Houston Says, “Crack Is Wack”
Whitney Should’ve Showered Instead
They Say You Are What You Eat, But I Don’t Remember Eating Pussy
Wanna Play Pearl Harbor? I’ll Lay Down And You Blow The Hell Outta Me!
On A Scale Of Casey Anthony To Jerry Sandusky, How Much Do You Like Kids?
But I Thought The Richter Scale Measured YOUR MOM
e = MCvagina

Father O'Malley Told Me The Coming of Christ Would be Glorious, But I Thought It Was Just Salty
What Kind Of Bee Gives Milk? Boo-bee
Is It Just Me Or Is Merly Streep Totally Shaggable As Margaret Thatcher?
When You're Into The Kind Of Chicks I Am, Every Tuesday Is Fat Tuesday
As A Paedophile I Rarely Fit In
The Largest Lake In The UK With A Monster Is Actually Simon Cowell's Pool
Whitney Houston - Very Impressive 6 Grammies in 14 Years. Just As Impressive As 6 Grams in 14 Minutes
Whitney May Have Drank Pepsi, But She Died Of Coke!
Urban Dictionary Says: Santorum is a Frothy Fecal Matter That Is The By-Product Of Anal Sex

If Will Smith Commits A Crime, Does He Leave Fresh Prints?
I Guess Whitney Houston Beat Bobby Brown To Death
Here At Global Gym We're Better Than You And We Know It
Do You Know How To Make A Baby Float? Get A Tall Glass Of Root Beer And Two Scoops Of Baby
I Like To Call My Cock Whitney. They Both Get Stiff In The Tub
What's The Difference Between Whitney Houston And MY Piece Of Shit Car - - At Least My Car Can Hit 50
Women Are Like Condoms, They Spend More Time In Your Wallet Than On Your Dick
There Are A Lot Of Inspirational Quotes On That Bathroom Stall

Ho's on our side; Firetruck
When Muslim girls wear burkas in the rain, Is that just the girls gone wild of the middle east?
Jeremy Lin Jizzed on Kobe's face, Check his Linplexion
Well, she said she was 18...
Shit-Stained-Balls.co.uk

Big Girls Don't Fit In The Car
Big Girls Don't Exercise
What's 6 inches and didn't get sucked on Valentine's Day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe!
A bathtub is not a good place to take a nap Whitney
I wish gay marriage was legal in Wisconsin so I could marry Quizmaster Ryan
Clint Eastwood just put his Chichen into Betty Boop's Itza. That means penis in vagina
The Unemployed British Orthodontists
Titanic Swim Team

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork
How do you make a baby float? Get a large glass of root beer and two scoops of baby!
Me and all my dead grandparents are voting for Jan Pierce
Q: How long does it take to microwave a baby? A: I don't know.. I was too busy jerking it!

Whitney Houston Just Made A Sequel To The Body Guard..."The Body Bag"
Santorum Is Givin It To Romney And He's Using The Rhythm Method
I Went To Mardi Gras With Tink & All I Got Was Braun's Lousy Herpes
Ryan Braun Still Has Herpes
What's Brown & Stuffed In A Box Before Valentines Day? Whitney Houston
Whats the Difference Between the WNBA and My Sex Life? My Small Balls and Sub-par Performances Aren't Nationally Televised
David Price : The Reason Catholics Should Support birth Control
The Bar Owners Both have Foreskins
What's The Hardest thing about being a Pedophile?...Fitting In