Milwaukee Ale House
  • Shamrock Shake is my stripper name
  • Queen Victoria looked like she could use twelve inches of snow right about now
  • Beethoven played with his pianist so much he should have gone blind
  • Little Richard aint so little, if you know what I mean
  • We'd have to more coke than Whitney in order to get us to go see Ghost Rider
  • (Whitney) Houston we have a problem... worst. black. history. month. ever... too soon?
  • God takes Amy, Michael and Whitney but leaves Nicki Minaj?
  • Whitney Houston: Spirit of Vengeance - look out Bobby Brown

Cafe Hollander
  • Inspector Gadget? I Just Met Her
  • My Couch Pulls Out, But I Don't
  • I Wish Women Were Like The Academy Awards And The Red Carpet Only Came Out Once A Year
  • We Would Have Won But Our Smartest Teammate Had A Herpes Flare Up
  • Bill Clinton Said Monica Lewinsky Has The Whitest Teeth He Has Ever Come Across
  • Is That Jeremy Lin In Your Pants Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
  • Name Something You Put In Your Mouth But Don't Swallow
  • I'm Ron Burgandy
  • Whitney Houston Says, “Crack Is Wack”
  • Whitney Should’ve Showered Instead
  • They Say You Are What You Eat, But I Don’t Remember Eating Pussy
  • Wanna Play Pearl Harbor? I’ll Lay Down And You Blow The Hell Outta Me!
  • On A Scale Of Casey Anthony To Jerry Sandusky, How Much Do You Like Kids?
  • But I Thought The Richter Scale Measured YOUR MOM
  • e = MCvagina

Caffrey's Pub
  • Pete Marshall is Linsane-- and can't vote in the US-- women shouldn't either
  • Elton John is good on the piano, but he sucks at the organ!
  • Whitney Houston Took Black History Month Too Seriously!
  • Whitney Houston's Diary Of A Mad Black Woman
  • Houston, We Have A Problem..... Bathtubs.
  • Poke-A-Hot-Ass, A Walt Jizzney Production
  • Tom Brady Spends More Time In The Pocket Than My High School Condom.
  • Tom Brady's Tears Taste Like Sweet Jizzelle.

Whiskey Bar
  • Father O'Malley Told Me The Coming of Christ Would be Glorious, But I Thought It Was Just Salty
  • What Kind Of Bee Gives Milk? Boo-bee
  • Is It Just Me Or Is Merly Streep Totally Shaggable As Margaret Thatcher?
  • When You're Into The Kind Of Chicks I Am, Every Tuesday Is Fat Tuesday
  • As A Paedophile I Rarely Fit In
  • The Largest Lake In The UK With A Monster Is Actually Simon Cowell's Pool
  • Whitney Houston - Very Impressive 6 Grammies in 14 Years. Just As Impressive As 6 Grams in 14 Minutes
  • Whitney May Have Drank Pepsi, But She Died Of Coke!
  • Urban Dictionary Says: Santorum is a Frothy Fecal Matter That Is The By-Product Of Anal Sex

McGillycuddy's
  • If Will Smith Commits A Crime, Does He Leave Fresh Prints?
  • I Guess Whitney Houston Beat Bobby Brown To Death
  • Here At Global Gym We're Better Than You And We Know It
  • Do You Know How To Make A Baby Float? Get A Tall Glass Of Root Beer And Two Scoops Of Baby
  • I Like To Call My Cock Whitney. They Both Get Stiff In The Tub
  • What's The Difference Between Whitney Houston And MY Piece Of Shit Car - - At Least My Car Can Hit 50
  • Women Are Like Condoms, They Spend More Time In Your Wallet Than On Your Dick
  • There Are A Lot Of Inspirational Quotes On That Bathroom Stall

Cans Bar
  • Pumping loads in to College Freshman
  • Beauty and the bitch =)

Upper 90 Sports Pub
  • Anne Frank's Hide + Seek Club
  • Dumpster Diving Fetal Retrieval Service
  • It's Valentine's Day and all I got was a Dick in a Box
  • Jerry Sandusky’s Child Care Services
  • 6 Inches (3 In + 3 Out = 6 Inches)

Bert's Bar
  • Kool-aid man's lawyer says... "Please stop busting through walls!"
  • My couch pulls out but I don't
  • Bert's Boob-alicious Babes

Fanatics Sports Central
  • Bob has bitch tits
  • Ghost Riding Dirty
  • Super Lin-tendo
  • Harry Twatter And The Deathly Swallows
  • Tom Tucker And The Quizmaster Playing Naked Twister
  • Gisele is Brazilian For Pit Viper

Milwaukee Brat House
  • Urine Specimen Collectors
  • How many drivers does it take to fuck up the Daytona 500? Just Juan
  • Whitney Houston is celebrating three days sober
  • Whitney Houston is dead. Sexy...
  • Amanda Huggenkiss... I'm looking for Amanda Huggenkiss
  • Bark Twice... then go fuck yourselves... in the library... with a candlestick
  • On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you like kids?

Spitfire Pub
  • Brains n Bitches
  • Simple minds
  • 2 chicks 1 dick

Mulligans Irish Pub
  • What long and hard and filled with seamen?
  • The cast of Whitney's new movie, The Bodybag
  • Santorum Surge!!! (extra frothy edition)
  • The carpet matches the drapes

Attebury's Pub and Eatery
  • All Chicks Want To Bang Ryan Gosling.
  • I Used My Telescope But All I Saw Was Your Anus.
  • Don't Stick Your Fungus In My Chocolate Sauce.
  • Giselle Could Have Used More Tebow Time
  • Fat Kids Are Harder To Kidnap
  • This just in... All Beer's now half off!

Black Rose Irish Pub
  • Ho's on our side; Firetruck
  • When Muslim girls wear burkas in the rain, Is that just the girls gone wild of the middle east?
  • Jeremy Lin Jizzed on Kobe's face, Check his Linplexion
  • Well, she said she was 18...
  • Shit-Stained-Balls.co.uk

Grafton Ale House
  • Big Girls Don't Fit In The Car
  • Big Girls Don't Exercise
  • What's 6 inches and didn't get sucked on Valentine's Day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe!
  • A bathtub is not a good place to take a nap Whitney
  • I wish gay marriage was legal in Wisconsin so I could marry Quizmaster Ryan
  • Clint Eastwood just put his Chichen into Betty Boop's Itza. That means penis in vagina
  • The Unemployed British Orthodontists
  • Titanic Swim Team

The Highbury
  • What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork
  • How do you make a baby float? Get a large glass of root beer and two scoops of baby!
  • Me and all my dead grandparents are voting for Jan Pierce
  • Q: How long does it take to microwave a baby? A: I don't know.. I was too busy jerking it!

Three Lions Pub
  • Whitney Houston Just Made A Sequel To The Body Guard..."The Body Bag"
  • Santorum Is Givin It To Romney And He's Using The Rhythm Method
  • I Went To Mardi Gras With Tink & All I Got Was Braun's Lousy Herpes
  • Ryan Braun Still Has Herpes
  • What's Brown & Stuffed In A Box Before Valentines Day? Whitney Houston
  • Whats the Difference Between the WNBA and My Sex Life? My Small Balls and Sub-par Performances Aren't Nationally Televised
  • David Price : The Reason Catholics Should Support birth Control
  • The Bar Owners Both have Foreskins
  • What's The Hardest thing about being a Pedophile?...Fitting In

Replay Sports Bar
  • Why did the Hipster burn his tongue? He ate the pizza before it was cool...
  • Ryan Braun's Herpes Hammer Pisses Excellence!
  • Ram it, Slam it, Cram it...... in the ass.
  • I may be dumb, but I can suck my own PENIS.
  • I heard their Menstrual Cycles Attract Bears

Daddy's Rockin' Steakhouse
  • Smartinis
  • Gary and Ed: Two horney old goats

Duke of Devon Pub
  • Moves like Jaeger
  • R.I.P. Pat Butcher
  • Man-Chest-Hair United!
  • The Mrs and Master Bates
  • Sign Language for the Blind
  • Paula Dean's "Pathway to Diabetes" Cookbook
  • I told my girlfriend it was "Tebow Time" so she would finally get on her knees

Crisp Pizza Bar
  • The Crispy Enquizidors!!!!
  • I wish this microphone was a penis
  • The Rusty Trombones
  • What is the average flaccid penis size?
  • Beer now and vodka later

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