- Lost two quid on England in the Euros - would've been better spent on a blow job from the Queen
- I put the STD in STUD... All I need is U!
- Axe may get dirty boys clean but does it cure Syphillis?"
- You press the button, we'll do the rest" Sounds like the slogan for the first vibrator
- Rodney King killed himself because a team from LA won the Stanley Cup
- Motel 6: where dirty boys get taught a lesson
- Jerry Sandusky is my uncle
- Walking through a hipster neighborhood yelling "Glee did it better" is the new suicide
- Sorry man, but the only person who likes the younger brother better is Jerry Sandusky
- Maverick, Goose and Iceman - all nicknames for my testicles. (Note there are three of them)
- His ACL isn't the only he blew this weekend
- Something clever about Rollie Fingers and balls
- I kissed a girl but then I went with Geico...
- Aren't people from Dallas just called assholes?!
- Ain't no party like a Zombie party - it never dies
- Sandusky’s New Cell Mate Will Make Him Scream Louder
- I Kissed LeBron’s Mom & She Tickled My Pickle
- Shut Up And Drink Your Beer
- Did You Hear About The Corduroy Pillowcase? It’s Making Headlines!
- Married, Separated, & Single – Threesome Looking For Love!
- I Opened A Window, A Cool Breeze Rolled In . . . And I Quizzed In My Pants
- The Price Is Wrong Bitch
- Stick A Shampoo Bottle Up My Ass And Jerk Me Off At A Medium Pace
- Sorry Doesn't Put The Delicious Triscuit Crackers In My Stomach, Does It Carl?
- Lucroy’s Suitcase
- “I, Uh, Am A Sexual Predator . . . This Is Not A Team Name. I Am Turning Myself In As An Honest Man.”
- “I’m Not Cheating . . . . It’s Only An Email”
- The real "red storm" is Zoe's Period which also happens to last 179 years
- How do you get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy
- Messi Loads
- "Can I get a hell yeah...?" Only If I Get A Blowjob
- Long Hair, Don't Care
- I Wish This Microphone Was A Penis
- This would be easier if I could read Osama Bin Laden... two shots and a splash of water
- I had my 1st sexual awakening watching Goose and Maverick play volleyball
- If we dont win best team name we will reveal the size, shape & taste of Zoey's Vagina
- Hi, Have we met standing up?
- Whats the useless piece of skin around the vagina called? .. The woman
- I can't believe I shaved my balls for this!
- Endless Love - the Hellen Keller Steve Wonder Tennis Match
- Better late than pregnant
- What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out the window!
- Rosa Parks didn't call shotgun
- Suck it Trebek!
- Helen Keller's Drum Kit
- Strangely Enough The Box Is Also The Name Of My Ex-Girlfriend
- Whats Black and Sits At The Top Of the Stairs? Stephen Hawking in a house fire
- I Was Going To Bang My Wife But A Suitcase Fell On My Dick
- Why Cant Barbie Get Pregnant? Ken Comes In A Box
- Lemony Snickets Series Of Unfortunate Events Sponsored By Jack Daniels And Trojan Condoms
McGillycuddy's
- What Does Caviar And Michael Jackson Have In Common? A Wasted Best Team Name
- The More I Go In The More She Cums Out
- I Wanna Make Clam Chowder In Your Belly Button
- Why Didn't LeBron Go To College? He Would Never Go To The Finals
- Other Than That, How Did You Like The Parade Mrs. Kennedy?
- Holocaust Jokes Aren't Funny, Anne Frankly, I Will Not Stand For Them
- What Do LeBron And Stevie Wonder Have In Common? Neither Of Them Know What A Championship Ring Looks Like.
Cans Bar
- Why does helen keller masturbate with her left hand? so she can moan with her right
- I CAME IN ALL OF YOUR DRINKS
Upper 90 Sports Pub
- My Girlfriend Called Me a Pedophile; I Told Her That's a Pretty Big Word For a Five-Year-Old
- Hey, I Just Met You, and This is Crazy, But Shut the Fuck Up and Give Me the Bar Tab Baby
- Ryan Dunn's Porsche Repair & BBQ
- Sandusky's Sloppy Seconds
- Trojan Condoms: We Try Harder
- I Can't Believe the Brewers Fucking Lost to the God Damn Royals. Specifically, Fuck That Team
- Ronaldo Is A Bitch Fallopian Swim Team
Fox River House
- Sandusky was just teaching those kids the 'ins and outs' of the game
- I cry when I cum
- Bill and Ted's Most Excellent Adventure was in my Pants
- Bath Salts Were the Reason Ed Gein Dug Up His Mom - Just Sayin' He Did Them 1st.
- My Probation Officer Says I'm Not Allowed Near Schools Anymore...
Milwaukee Brat House
- Fuck you you fucking fuck
- Is that swamp ass in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
- Although he dances like he's black, Justin Timberlake is white
- Bake til golden brown, serve with Schlitz
- Kill the prime minister of Malaysia
- The real Triple H, Hemeroids, Herpes, and HIV.... in my pants
- We can't think of a team name because all of our jokes are about rape
Mulligans Irish Pub
- Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Because she get's a frog in her throat at 69
- Hot Carl and the Cleveland Steamers
- Alright. I'll Play Dammit. Stop Harassing Me!
- Johnathan Lucroy's wife broke his hand, but you should see what I did to her
- What do you call an adolescent rabbit? A pubic hare
- Will quiz for beer
- Woody Allen's Massive Labido
Attebury's Pub and Eatery
- Not Quite Old Enough For The Glue Factory.
- Tell OJ we are the killers
- Pete went to Country Thunder, he thought it was the same as Thunder From Down Under
- How does a French woman hold her licker? By his ears.
- 60% of the time we are right every time
- Is That Your Silver Bullet Vibrating In Your Suitcase Or Are You Just Happy To See Me.
- The Willis Tower Sounds Like Something Gary Coleman Used To Climb.
- Too Think To Drunk Straight.
Black Rose Irish Pub
- Can someone please put this microphone in my ass!
- Hey I just met you, this is crazy, but I ate bath salts, so your face looks tasty.
- Boobs are nice things.
Blackthorn Pub
- Princess Peach’s Tacos
- Harry Twatter and the Bed Chamber of Secrets
Grafton Ale House
- Who'd win Jeopardy - Sarah Palin or the Dodo?
- I'm pretty sure your mom told me I'm bigger than Jesus
- This just in... I met George Michael in a bathroom stall
- You must be Irish because my penis is Dublin
- Idaho... no, you da ho!
- I've broken the 10-second barrier but she wasn't happy
- Apparently we should have been drinking... because we failed @ thinking
- I'm Ryan and my leg is not the swollen thing... thanks Vicki Gundelson
- What's bigger? You're French Quarter or my great balls of fire
- Trick Question - Jay-Z's boat was going to Ryan's Mom's house
- Hi I'm Ryan and I pity the fool that moves the quiz to Tuesdays
- R Kelly: If I don't win I'll piss on you
The Highbury
- What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist fuck.
- If you dream of werewolves having sex, it is called a LUPUS dream
- Today I'm chewing bubble gum instead of kicking ass
- I'd call Lebron James a cunt, but he lacks the warmth and depth
- John Travolta got a sweet massage from Roald Dahl.
- Anne Frank is bad at knock knock jokes
- It's okay... Tom Barrett knows how to take a beating.
Major Goolsby's
- This is crazy, but i may have fucked your niece
- Thanks for not canceling trivia because of the stupid basketball game
- Quiz in your face (is bad for your health)
- A lapdance from a hypnotized tranny is better than it sounds
St. Francis Brewery
- Going to Lose This Week
- We're Not Smarter than 5th Graders!
- Fat Kids are Harder to Kidnap
- We Pulled Most of these Answers Out of Our Arses!
Three Lions Pub
- Just like The Hurricane, our Vaginas require Fists of Fury
- We Dig 4 play
- A Male blue whale Produces 600 gallons of sperm each time it ejaculates, but only 40% of that actually makes it into its mate, which means 360 gallons flows into the ocean...and you wondered why the Ocean is so Salty!
Replay Sports Bar
- Tell the square root of negative one to multiply by itself, because shit just got real
- Quit being a fucking Dinosaur and get a real job!
- I flew 3,963 miles to London for the Queen's Diamond Jubilee and all I got was this lousy rim job.
- Lebron James' Receding Hairline
Duke of Devon Pub
- Team Chemical Toilet
- I'm voting for Bob Ryan on Tuesday
- What did the male toast say to the female toast during sex? I'm gonna crumb! I'm gonna crumb!
