Red Rock Saloon
- I, Ryan, think 'Merica is the greatest country in the world
- I am not seeing a movie called After Birth
- Great Britain: the only Olympic team w/o dental plan in their benefits
- We think you meant "Harry Twatter and the Breastly Hallows!"
- We fucking hate coming up with a team name!
- I prefer Harrison Ford in: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poon
- Can we trade Lindsay Lohan for Jodi Arias?
- Team "he didn't come up with a clever name so he's not getting laid"
- We just got our shit pushed in
- Mr Cactus, you have a giant erection
- I think I hooked up with Midwest Jennifer Aniston this weekend
- When do you think Romo and Cutler will come out?
- We got 99 problems but winning aint one
Cafe Hollander
- What Would THe Crossbreed Of Michael Jackson & Marylin Manson Look Like? Bob Dole!
- I'll Shatner My Pants If We Get 3rd Again
- I Just Finished My 2nd Year Of Med School And All I Learned Is . . . Herpes Is 4Ever
- The Rape Sloths
- Kim Jong Un's Bubblegum Express
- Somalia: They Got 99 Problems But Jason Colins Ain't One
- 99 Problems And Nicolas Cage Is Definitely One
- LSD: Taste The Rainbow
- Nicholas Cage Is A National Treasure, Said No One Ever
- I Don't Like The Bulls, But I HATE Lebron
Caffrey's Pub
- Captain Pussycrushers and the sperm whales
- International Affairs u not a real major
- Free cum shots for bar skanks
- I got 99 problems and herpes is a recurring one
- Four bad bitches and 2 shitheads
- Jason Collins was the first...Lebron's next
- Rumple fore skin
Camp Bar
- It’s Ok. My First Time Was Painful Too
- Gonna Get Last Place
- Nobody Wants To Be Panhandled in Utah Anyway
- I know the Easter Bunny but not in the Biblical sense
- If storks bring white babies and blackbirds bring black babies what birds bring no babies.... SWALLOWS
- 50 Shades of awesome
- Two guys, a girl and a pizza place
- This one time at band camp? I mean this one time at Camp bar
- My couch pulls out but i dont
- Boobs (.)(.)
Two Bucks
- Camo Condoms - Can't See Them Coming Through The Bush!
- There Will be Only 7 Planets After We Destroy Uranus
- Life IS Sexually Transmitted
- My Couch Pulls Out, But Milwaukee Doesn't
- Into Darkness: also the name of my new porn film
- Nelson Mandela Can Knit, Can You?
- Ronald Reagan+Nicholas Cage+Jason Collins Eiffel Tower=Taste the Rainbow
- 2 Men Enter, 2 Men and a Baby Leave
- I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock
Antonio's Sports Bar
- Nobody At This Table is Hungover
- We Need More Help!!
- Itchin' for a Bitchin'
- Surprise!! I'm Flying Solo
- Boo Boo, I Still Love You After What You Did Last Night
- If You Lick the Tip It Will Work
- We Just Want to Beat the Bitches that Cheat
- Hoof Arted
Whiskey Bar
- Deep Throat Got Both Clinton and Nixon In Trouble
- The Parapeligic Horse Riders
- Ask Me Again When I Give a Fuck New Quiz Rule, the Music Clip Must Involve an Actual Musician
- Would Terry Schivo's Husband Be Considered a Vegetarian?
- Angelina Jolie Could Have Cured Cancer By Auctioning the Right To Fuck Her Tits Off
- If You Have Locked Your Keys In The Car, Is It Wrong To Go Into Planned Parenthood And Ask For A Coat-Hanger?
- You have the whitest teeth I have ever come across
- Honey Boo Boo Strikes Again
- Sand Cutter Sounds Like Having Sex With An Ugly Chick On A Beach
- Guns Don't Kill People, Cripples With Guns Kill People
McGillycuddy's
- Christopher Reeve's Wheelchair Is Super
- Who Knew Kryptonite Was Found In Horses
- What's The Opposite Of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken
- My Team Is In Mexico, I'm Stuck Here
- We're On A Blind Date
- How Do You Turn Your Soup Into Gold? You Add 24 Carrots!
- Coming In 2014: The Most Dangerous Game, Starring Dick Cheney
- How Do you Find A Blind Guy In A Nudist Colony? It's Not Hard
- Guilty Sunday Morning = Herpes and Hangover
- You Are What You Eat, Which Is Why I'm An Asshole
- What Doesn't Kill Me, Gives Me Boners
- Why Don't They Televise The Paralympics....?
The Hotch Spot
- Why are you on the Freeway, I said I want a Threeway
- Live Long and Spocker
- Wendy Doesnt Need The Easy Button
O'Lydias
- Always the Bridesmaid NEVER the Bride
- The Analrapists
- Eat my organic, gluten-free ass!
- OKLA-NO-HOMA
- The Best Part of Brewers Season is Packers Season
- I'd rather drink out of a toilet than drink Smirnoff Ice Cake Flavored Vodka
- I couldn't keep up w/ Hunny boo boo in a race, so I got a Kardashian Ass!
- The ChristianMinglers.com
- What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre
- The only thing that gets around more than the QUEEL is Carmen Electra
- So Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy... can I have the leftovers?
- Ya gotta relax your lips, don't forget to cup da balls!
- "Quizster-bation-station"
- Dere-Lict My Tears
- Kurt Russell kicked the Soviet's Ass in 1980
- Axe the Axeman
- Dingle Berries are good for you
Milwaukee Brat House
- Lewis and Kelly Clarkson
- I'll show you some African geography!
- Michael Vick's Doggie Daycare
- Rita Repulsa made me morph in my pants
- Cumdumpster.org/gasm
- Naked Cowboy is my pawn star name
- Sean Connery pubic toupee
- The > hairy, juicy and full of cum < sausages
- Asian math Crwub
- Don't drop the soap Jody Arias
- Our Vagines hang like sleeve of quizard
- 3 cocks-a-graving
- Taint Funny
- I thought fairy floss was what "futbol" players clean their teeth with
- Angelina Jolie's imaginary mamories
- Do we get extra points if one of us has made out with a racing sausage?
- Anna Kournikova made the Hindenburg explode.... in my pants
- Jason Collins takes it hard to the hole... not that there's anything wrong with that
- Compton is the lowest point in California
- Summer of 69, the best days ever...in my pants
- Anne Frank's 2nd Place Hide and Seek Champs
Major Goolsby's
- Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary
- Oops I Quizzed It Again
- The Blackhawks: Unlike Every Other Chicago Sports Team, They Have Won Something Recently
- Knights Of Columbus, That Hurts!!!
- A Glass Case Of Emotion
- 99 Problems But A Quiz Ain't One!
- I Wish This Mike Was Mike Tyson's Dick
- Shit For Brains
Mulligans Irish Pub
- Im SofaKingdom
- Hey look theres Angelina Jolies Boobs...and then they're gone
- Fierce Mullets and Flaming Mirkens
- The Camel Toe Chubby Chasers of SW Wisconsin
- Our team captain didn't remember our original name so i had to write this answer instead.
- My Brother got cut in half but he's all right
Black Rose Irish Pub
- I'm William Spurway and my Carpet Matches the Drapes
- I Wish this Microphone was my Own Penis
- Act like I'm an N.E.S Cartridge and Blow Me
- Not My Cup Of Tea Bagging
- Sick of Fucking My Sister
- Flowin Mr Load
- How Gay is Jason Collins?
- Wipe Harder
- 99 No's and 1 Yes Means Yes
- He Called the Shit Poop
- This Wedding is Horse Shit
Grafton Ale House
- What's the difference between work and your daughter? I'm not coming into work tomorrow!
- I get walking dead and 60 minutes mixed up
- Congrats Chris and Kati! Power Couple!
- Ryan do the curtains match the pants?
- "BBW" seeking a magic johnson
- And I though John McCain only came once a year!
- All chaps are assless, jackass
- Future debt payers of America
- Oh yeah?! Well my dick ALSO touches three oceans
- Rolly Fingers mustache rides
- Three girls, one kidnapper
- I found out the hard way the Dairy Queen is really a drag queen
- Britney Spear's vagina smells like cabbage
- No wonder why Jason Collins' favorite move was boxing out...
The Highbury
- Dick's Casino: "Liquor in the Front, Poker in the Rear"
- Two Guys, One Trivia Team.. Is that a sausage-fest?
- Professional Hot Mess
- 4 people and a fake Jew
- More skills than a blind pole vaulter
- Will Your Dog Lick Peanut Butter Off My Nuts?
- We take better mug shots than Reese Witherspoon
Three Lions Pub
- I'm sorry, sir, I thought I could mount him Bollocks!
- These cops have guns!
- Do you like handcuffs as much as I do?
- I Did a Mustache Ride with your mom ; she should really shave that thing p.s we did anal too
- My Pants are called Snickers b/c they're full of nuts &; leaves you satisfied
- Hey Urlacher, don't let the door hit your Bear ass on the way out
- I'm not a ball handler but I'll Handle your balls
- We do it doggy-Style because she's 18 in dog years
- Are you walking alone to your car ; where are you parked?
- You can dere-lick our vaginas
- I heard "don't" and "stop" so I thought she said "Don't Stop"
- How Does Make His Tea? Hebrews it
- Sgt Peppers lonely Farts Club band
- Jason Collins...We Should have known when he bought WNBA Season Tickets
- Bad news London, the Germans haven't been this powerful since 1940
- That's not razorburn
St. Francis Brewery
- Mick Hucknall is My Co-Pilot
- Here's to Our Heroes, We Salute You. Happy Memorial Day!
- Braun Loves Rodgers Like Joanie Loves Chachi
- $1 Quizmaster, $8 for a Burger with Fries, $7 in Gas, Winning Quizmaster with Friends, Priceless...Some Things Money Can't Buy, for Everything Else There's Beer.
- Insert Awesome Team Name Here
The Eatery on Farwell
- Remember the time I sucked your Dad's dick? ...I'm glad we can laugh about it now
- We've got a guy who fights elevators, what've you got?
- Every time Ricky Weeks strikes out, a kitten is murdered
- We are all jizz masters, sorry that's all we've got
- Cancer?!? Please, worst excuse I've heard for a boob job
- Morning wood...you mean my wife's alarm clock?
- My American friend wants to know how available our server is to grab a drink sometime
- She Told Me It Was Razorburn
- Blowjobs, because you're worth it!
- Being Locked in a Basement for 10 Years Leaves a lot of Time for Trivia
- Morningwood Construction: For a Quick Erection, Call Us!
- The Tugboat Captains, because "The Chronic Masturbators" is too harsh
Vino 100
- Why Does This Place Not Have Cristal?
- I Just Sprayed My Bathroom With Fruit Scented Febreeze and Now It Smells Like Shitrus
- Face Raping Slut Destroyers
- Fuck Google We Have All The Answers
- My Girlfriend is 3 Feet Tall and I'm Nuts Over Her!
- Who Would Have Guessed That The First Gay Athlete To Come Out Wasn't Tebow?
