You Quiz or You Die was the ultimatum at the Milwaukee Beer Bistro this past Sunday night, as our Game of Thrones nerds came out in full force to see who was the true king of the seven kingdoms!

Among 21 teams --- almost 100 queeps --- there could only be one winner. Having quizzed RiverWesteros' finest on everything from quotes to characters to Lannisters, after a 75-point haul, the tally of 72 from Melisandre's Vagina Shadow was just enough to see them seize the iron throne...


They got their Clegane's mixed up at one point but mustered the gold medal. In modified words of the Hound, "if anyone quizzes with an empty class, I'll rape their f***in corpse.

Touché Mr. Hound.

Just two points back on 70 were the foursome from If Hot Pie dies, we RIOT! who were even rocking their own House of Stark attire...


Excellent job gang!

Now to the important stuff.

Of course, we love to ALWAYS give a prize for best team name at all our quiz events, and naturally Game of Thrones-inspired names were encouraged this time around. And boy, did we have some crackers among the 21 teams. Some honorable mentions included…

  • Joffrey's more inbred than a sandwich
  • Incest is the best, put your sister to the test
  • Riverwesteros Missed Connections
  • The Red Quiz (we've already poisoned 3 people in the room)

But ultimately it was third-place finishing Walder Frey Wedding Planner LLC, prices so low you will flatline that got the crowd and Quizmaster vote, walking out with the "people's prize"...


Also, the Lannisters send their regards.

And finally, because we're not biased (and because this post wouldn't be the same without mentioning it) team Theon's cock in a box had to get a shout out, despite finishing in 21st place...


They put on their "sad faces" for the camera, but great to see them out in full force again.

Great times as always. Watch out for the 24 and Star Wars Themed quizzes coming up in the next few weeks!

Until next time Milwaukee, drink while you think…

Sunday March 30th, 2014 Game of Thrones Quiz scores:


  1. 72 Melisandre's Vagina Shadow
  2. 70 If Hot Pie dies, we RIOT!
  3. 69 Walder Frey Wedding Planner LLC, prices so low you will flatline
  4. 69 3 Westerbros and a Winterfella
  5. 68 The Red Quiz (we've already poisoned 3 people in the room)
  6. 66 A song of natty ice and Fireball
  7. 66 Theon's detachable penis!
  8. 66 Brains of castamere
  9. 66 Hodor, Hodor… Hodor?
  10. 65 I've got 99 problems but a Barantheon ain't one
  11. 65 The Camel Cunts
  12. 64 The Drunkenwolves
  13. 63 Riverwesteros Missed Connections
  14. 61 The Bastard of "DD" Bolt-ons
  15. 60 One does not simply walk into a Hodor with Khaleesi on their face
  16. 60 Hodor Hodor Hodor
  17. 58 Incest is the best, put your sister to the test
  18. 57 5 o'clock vagina shadow monster
  19. 57 Stick 'em with the pointy end!!!
  20. 53 Joffrey's more inbred than a sandwich
  21. 48 Theon's cock in a box

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