Brass Monkey
  • The Audio always works @St. Francis Brewery 
  • All hail our British Overlords
  • My girlfriend is drinking for two
  • Hosting Trivia Would Be Much More Fun if the Teams Weren't So Retarted
  • So, When Are the Olsen Twins Gonna Make A Sex Tape?
  • Michael Jackson has a Popular Last Name
  • Gangbangs of New York
  • BezzerWizzer is NOT Popular

Cafe Centraal
  • So...Katy Perry Kinda Sucks
  • The Osama Bin Llamas
  • Putin, Ukrain't Sit With Us!
  • Stick 'em With The Pointy End

Cafe Hollander
  • Serrated Condoms: Barbed For Nobody's Pleasure 
  • Malaysian Bunnies Lost At Sea
  • Crimea River
  • I Usually Don't Cum, But I like Quizzing With A Group
  • Irish I Had A Better Team Name
  • Make It (UK)rain 
  • Arm Fisting: An Offer Putin Can't Refuse
  • Hollister: For Ages 14 - 18 . . . Unless You're Fat
  • Morgan I Wish There Beers Were Freeman
  • Giving Up Losing Trivia For Lent: See You In 40 Days
  • Quiz On My Face And Tell Me You Love Me

Caffrey's Pub
  • Are You Irish? Cuz My Penis is Dublin
  • The Plastered Potatoes
  • Irish People Were Drunker so We'd Win
  • My most important midterm is trivia

Camp Bar
  • The Rough Riders saw action in my bedroom
  • Harry and the Hendersons makes Citizen Kane look like House Party 2
  • Titanic Swim Team
  • It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits
  • How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None. 
  • Never iron a 4 leaf clover, you don't want to press your luck
  • Four Queef Clovers
  • 3 Girls, One Gay, No Cup
  • In England the Miley Cyrus tour is called Bangerz + Mash 
  • Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his Dad! Happy 74th Big Guy!
  • Wanna hear a bad joke about Potassium? ... K
  • Two things I don't fuck with: Rattlesnakes and Condoms
  • The center for kids who can't read good, and Hellen Keller

Club Garibaldi
  • I crashed this plane into the Indian Ocean and all I got were these lousy conspiracy theories
  • LGBT: One letter short of Bingo
  • We are sofa king stew pit.

Fixture Brewing Company
  • Anal Bleaching: It's Not Just For The Cool Kids Anymore
  • Blowin' More Than A BP Pipeline 
  • Barbie Never Gets Pregnant Because Ken Cums In A Different Box
  • What Do Planes and Women Have In Common? They Both Have Cock Pits!
  • My Dick Just Died. Can I Bury It In Your Vagina?
  • On A Scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, How Much Do You Love Children?
  • Everything Is Made in China. Except for Babies. They are Made In VaChina 
  • No Means Yes, Yes Means Anal
  • You Know You Have A High Sperm Count When She Has To Chew Before Swallowing
  • Cunning Stunts

The Hotch Spot
  • "The Best Team Since Sliced Bread"
  • Hank Aaron Seal'd my Octopussy
  • I have fuzzy orange balls, too

The Highbury
  • Doesn't a little part of you wish you were on Flight 370...I wish you were.
  • The next LOST spin-off TV show is rumored to include a Malay plane
  • Knock, knock. Who's There? Go Fuck Yourself!
  • More fun than a screendoor on a submarine 
  • Malaysia Airlines 370 stopped for Cluck's Chicken
  • You Know It's Been a Long Winter When the Cold War Starts Again

Jack's American Pub
  • Woke up to a snow job
  • Jeffrey Dahmer's homemade casserole
  • Those Malaysian planes sure are good at hide and seek 
  • I wish this place was extra Crisp Pizza now
  • I'd rather kill myself too if I was alone in space with Sandra Bullock 
  • I'll do anything for a dollar
  • Jeffrey Dahmers Homemade Lampshade
  • Ukraine in the Membrane 
  • Putin my Ass
  • Fo Shizzle, mah Quizzle!
  • We Googled this Team Name

Loaded Slate

  • What's the Difference Between a Ferrari and a Boner?
  • Moose Knuckles
  • Condoms and Rattlesnakes - Things to big for my dick 
  • I tried using PENIS as my password, but was told it was to short


McGillycuddy's

  • Lesbian Barbie comes in her own box
  • Crimea River
  • Question 31? Whats my Accent?
  • It's a good night to be hard
  • Sister Act 3: Catholic School Rejects


Miller Time Pub 

  • Hoosier Daddy's
  • Potat-HOES
  • Unfortunate Sex Fart


Milwaukee Beer Bistro

  • Great Barrier Queefs 
  • Canoe grabbing balls from McCovey Cove
  • I have Candy and a Van 
  • Is there really a difference between Alligators and Crocodiles
  • The Roast Beef Chronicles - A Tale Between Two Legs
  • Average Joe's Wrench Dodgers
  • I don't always think while I drink... but when I do we win $30 
  • I though people from Ohio were just called "poor"


Milwaukee Brat House

  • Breakfast in bed, sex in the kitchen
  • There's a Ukrainian Uprising… in my pants!
  • Ellen loves the red carpet!


Mulligans Irish Pub

  • Band of Unicorns
  • Gettin' Quizzie with it


New Berlin Ale House

  • We Are More Confused About This Quiz Than CNN Is About That Plane :-(
  • Dude Where's My Plane
  • Somebody Might Love Boris Yeltzen But Nobody Loves Geoffrey And His Small Balls 
  • Ma, The Meatloaf!! Fuck!!
  • What Pizza Place Do You Deliver For And How Do We Recommend You?
  • Hermaphrodite Barbie Comes In Her Own Box
  • Quit Stalin With Ukraine-ium, Putin The Answer Already
  • Fist Is Also A Verb: That's What She Said
  • I'll Snooker All Over Your Blue Balls


O'Lydias

  • Derelick my balls Capitain
  • That Shit Don't Fly ... Just Ask Malaysia
  • Tripple Exxon Vin Diesels 
  • How can we expect men to find Flight MH370 when they can't even find the clitoris? 
  • Define Statutory
  • Lets make like a baby and head out
  • Alright, Alright, Alright
  • Our wings disappeared faster than a Malaysian Airliner! 
  • Malaysian? You mean there's another kind of Asian? 
  • Irish there was some f'n Guinness in the bar
  • The Quizmaster's girlfriend is inflatable
  • Insane in the Ukraine 
  • More like Genitals Quarterly
  • Who you gonna call? Not Egon.. Too soon?


Red Rock Saloon

  • Hopefully the Malaysian airplane story will have better ending than LOST
  • The worst thing I've done in 2014 is Google the lyrics to Achy Breaky Heart, thanks Quizmaster 
  • Love Muscle
  • Pistorius' defense didn't have a leg to stand on
  • Shaving Ryan's Privates 
  • You can't spell Darren Sharper with Raper
  • Your mother has the whitest smile I've ever seen!


Riverwest Filling Station

  • If you want to kill a circus... Go for the juggler. 
  • Putin Out Victory
  • Flight 370 AKA Lost
  • Please stop the bus so I can let my brother Jack off
  • We stopped thinking and kept drinking 
  • Vladamir Putin's Gay Brothel
  • These are not the droids you're looking for


St. Francis Brewery

  • Found Waldo Before the Malaysian Plane! 
  • This Would Be So Much Easier if I Was Robocop
  • Sure Going to Regret Those Nachos in the Morning! 
  • Tara Reid's Left Boob


Titletown Brewing Co.

  • Putin on the blitz 
  • On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you like kids
  • Leonardo Dicaprio + the infinite sadness 
  • Don't McConnahate the playa, McConnahate the game 
  • If Ukraine your neck-you can see the Russians from here!


Two Bucks

  • There will only be 7 planets after we destroy Uranus
  • Save a Tree, Eat a Beaver
  • Buzz Williams' career is located on Malaysia Flight 370
  • Our Team is Sexier than Putin's Nipples
  • Sex on an elevator is wrong on so many levels
  • Witty Pun Containing a bit about current news
  • Are you from Ireland? Because my penis is Dublin.
  • O' Crimea River
  • A seal walked into a club… 
  • How long does it take to get from Malaysia to Beijing? Too soon. 
  • Doctor Who's Least Favorite Stepchildren
  • Russia and Ukraine 4eva Crimea River!
  • Obama's big black caucas


Whiskey Bar

  • I Didn't Recognize Rihanna Without A Black Eye
  • Warren Buffet Offers $1 Billion For A Perfect Bracket, $0 for finding flight #370 - 'Murica!!
  • All Our Best Team Names Got Lost On Malaysia #370, except for Total Eclipse of the Shart 
  • Like Forrest Gump, Jenny Fucked Us
  • Russia Penetrated Ukraine's Southern Border with an iron fisting...Crimea River!
  • Adele Dazeem Is John Travolta's Imaginary Girlfriend
  • I Eat Placenta For Fat Tuesday

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