Brass Monkey
- The Audio always works @St. Francis Brewery
- All hail our British Overlords
- My girlfriend is drinking for two
- Hosting Trivia Would Be Much More Fun if the Teams Weren't So Retarted
- So, When Are the Olsen Twins Gonna Make A Sex Tape?
- Michael Jackson has a Popular Last Name
- Gangbangs of New York
- BezzerWizzer is NOT Popular
Cafe Centraal
- So...Katy Perry Kinda Sucks
- The Osama Bin Llamas
- Putin, Ukrain't Sit With Us!
- Stick 'em With The Pointy End
Cafe Hollander
- Serrated Condoms: Barbed For Nobody's Pleasure
- Malaysian Bunnies Lost At Sea
- Crimea River
- I Usually Don't Cum, But I like Quizzing With A Group
- Irish I Had A Better Team Name
- Make It (UK)rain
- Arm Fisting: An Offer Putin Can't Refuse
- Hollister: For Ages 14 - 18 . . . Unless You're Fat
- Morgan I Wish There Beers Were Freeman
- Giving Up Losing Trivia For Lent: See You In 40 Days
- Quiz On My Face And Tell Me You Love Me
Caffrey's Pub
- Are You Irish? Cuz My Penis is Dublin
- The Plastered Potatoes
- Irish People Were Drunker so We'd Win
- My most important midterm is trivia
Camp Bar
- The Rough Riders saw action in my bedroom
- Harry and the Hendersons makes Citizen Kane look like House Party 2
- Titanic Swim Team
- It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits
- How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.
- Never iron a 4 leaf clover, you don't want to press your luck
- Four Queef Clovers
- 3 Girls, One Gay, No Cup
- In England the Miley Cyrus tour is called Bangerz + Mash
- Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his Dad! Happy 74th Big Guy!
- Wanna hear a bad joke about Potassium? ... K
- Two things I don't fuck with: Rattlesnakes and Condoms
- The center for kids who can't read good, and Hellen Keller
Club Garibaldi
- I crashed this plane into the Indian Ocean and all I got were these lousy conspiracy theories
- LGBT: One letter short of Bingo
- We are sofa king stew pit.
Fixture Brewing Company
- Anal Bleaching: It's Not Just For The Cool Kids Anymore
- Blowin' More Than A BP Pipeline
- Barbie Never Gets Pregnant Because Ken Cums In A Different Box
- What Do Planes and Women Have In Common? They Both Have Cock Pits!
- My Dick Just Died. Can I Bury It In Your Vagina?
- On A Scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, How Much Do You Love Children?
- Everything Is Made in China. Except for Babies. They are Made In VaChina
- No Means Yes, Yes Means Anal
- You Know You Have A High Sperm Count When She Has To Chew Before Swallowing
- Cunning Stunts
The Hotch Spot
- "The Best Team Since Sliced Bread"
- Hank Aaron Seal'd my Octopussy
- I have fuzzy orange balls, too
The Highbury
- Doesn't a little part of you wish you were on Flight 370...I wish you were.
- The next LOST spin-off TV show is rumored to include a Malay plane
- Knock, knock. Who's There? Go Fuck Yourself!
- More fun than a screendoor on a submarine
- Malaysia Airlines 370 stopped for Cluck's Chicken
- You Know It's Been a Long Winter When the Cold War Starts Again
Jack's American Pub
- Woke up to a snow job
- Jeffrey Dahmer's homemade casserole
- Those Malaysian planes sure are good at hide and seek
- I wish this place was extra Crisp Pizza now
- I'd rather kill myself too if I was alone in space with Sandra Bullock
- I'll do anything for a dollar
- Jeffrey Dahmers Homemade Lampshade
- Ukraine in the Membrane
- Putin my Ass
- Fo Shizzle, mah Quizzle!
- We Googled this Team Name
Loaded Slate
- What's the Difference Between a Ferrari and a Boner?
- Moose Knuckles
- Condoms and Rattlesnakes - Things to big for my dick
- I tried using PENIS as my password, but was told it was to short
McGillycuddy's
- Lesbian Barbie comes in her own box
- Crimea River
- Question 31? Whats my Accent?
- It's a good night to be hard
- Sister Act 3: Catholic School Rejects
Miller Time Pub
- Hoosier Daddy's
- Potat-HOES
- Unfortunate Sex Fart
Milwaukee Beer Bistro
- Great Barrier Queefs
- Canoe grabbing balls from McCovey Cove
- I have Candy and a Van
- Is there really a difference between Alligators and Crocodiles
- The Roast Beef Chronicles - A Tale Between Two Legs
- Average Joe's Wrench Dodgers
- I don't always think while I drink... but when I do we win $30
- I though people from Ohio were just called "poor"
Milwaukee Brat House
- Breakfast in bed, sex in the kitchen
- There's a Ukrainian Uprising… in my pants!
- Ellen loves the red carpet!
Mulligans Irish Pub
- Band of Unicorns
- Gettin' Quizzie with it
New Berlin Ale House
- We Are More Confused About This Quiz Than CNN Is About That Plane :-(
- Dude Where's My Plane
- Somebody Might Love Boris Yeltzen But Nobody Loves Geoffrey And His Small Balls
- Ma, The Meatloaf!! Fuck!!
- What Pizza Place Do You Deliver For And How Do We Recommend You?
- Hermaphrodite Barbie Comes In Her Own Box
- Quit Stalin With Ukraine-ium, Putin The Answer Already
- Fist Is Also A Verb: That's What She Said
- I'll Snooker All Over Your Blue Balls
O'Lydias
- Derelick my balls Capitain
- That Shit Don't Fly ... Just Ask Malaysia
- Tripple Exxon Vin Diesels
- How can we expect men to find Flight MH370 when they can't even find the clitoris?
- Define Statutory
- Lets make like a baby and head out
- Alright, Alright, Alright
- Our wings disappeared faster than a Malaysian Airliner!
- Malaysian? You mean there's another kind of Asian?
- Irish there was some f'n Guinness in the bar
- The Quizmaster's girlfriend is inflatable
- Insane in the Ukraine
- More like Genitals Quarterly
- Who you gonna call? Not Egon.. Too soon?
Red Rock Saloon
- Hopefully the Malaysian airplane story will have better ending than LOST
- The worst thing I've done in 2014 is Google the lyrics to Achy Breaky Heart, thanks Quizmaster
- Love Muscle
- Pistorius' defense didn't have a leg to stand on
- Shaving Ryan's Privates
- You can't spell Darren Sharper with Raper
- Your mother has the whitest smile I've ever seen!
Riverwest Filling Station
- If you want to kill a circus... Go for the juggler.
- Putin Out Victory
- Flight 370 AKA Lost
- Please stop the bus so I can let my brother Jack off
- We stopped thinking and kept drinking
- Vladamir Putin's Gay Brothel
- These are not the droids you're looking for
St. Francis Brewery
- Found Waldo Before the Malaysian Plane!
- This Would Be So Much Easier if I Was Robocop
- Sure Going to Regret Those Nachos in the Morning!
- Tara Reid's Left Boob
Titletown Brewing Co.
- Putin on the blitz
- On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you like kids
- Leonardo Dicaprio + the infinite sadness
- Don't McConnahate the playa, McConnahate the game
- If Ukraine your neck-you can see the Russians from here!
Two Bucks
- There will only be 7 planets after we destroy Uranus
- Save a Tree, Eat a Beaver
- Buzz Williams' career is located on Malaysia Flight 370
- Our Team is Sexier than Putin's Nipples
- Sex on an elevator is wrong on so many levels
- Witty Pun Containing a bit about current news
- Are you from Ireland? Because my penis is Dublin.
- O' Crimea River
- A seal walked into a club…
- How long does it take to get from Malaysia to Beijing? Too soon.
- Doctor Who's Least Favorite Stepchildren
- Russia and Ukraine 4eva Crimea River!
- Obama's big black caucas
Whiskey Bar
- I Didn't Recognize Rihanna Without A Black Eye
- Warren Buffet Offers $1 Billion For A Perfect Bracket, $0 for finding flight #370 - 'Murica!!
- All Our Best Team Names Got Lost On Malaysia #370, except for Total Eclipse of the Shart
- Like Forrest Gump, Jenny Fucked Us
- Russia Penetrated Ukraine's Southern Border with an iron fisting...Crimea River!
- Adele Dazeem Is John Travolta's Imaginary Girlfriend
- I Eat Placenta For Fat Tuesday
