April 2014's Best Pub Quiz Names...

Your Body Is A Wonderland By Jerry Sandusky
I Finish In 10 Seconds
A Bottle Of Scotch And A Porno. BOOM, Good Friday!
Ohio State Is the Worst State
Putin On The Ritz
Harry Twatter and The Crotch Of Fire
Hairy Pooter And The Chamber Of Secretions
Betty White - 50 Shades Of Grey
Bush When God Gives You AIDS Make Lemonade
A Lannister Always Pays His Tabs (PS - Joffery Is Dead!)
I Just Purchased A Commemorative Cell Phone Cover For The Basketball Tournament: The Final Four Skin
Kohl's: Expect Layoffs
I Gave Justin Bieber Herpes

Camp Bar

Mothers Have Mother's Day, Fathers Have Father's Day. What Do Single Men Have? Palm Sunday.
Single Ladies (Put A Cock Ring On It)
Damn You Hans Zimmer, and Your Dramatic, Recycled Themes!
Put Pinot Grigio In My I.V.
Know the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your cock down someone's throat
The difference between a priest and a Silver Mefalist? They both come in a little behind.
Bondage + Sadism: 50 Shades of Regis Philbin
There is nothing I like more than quiz on my face
Better Bond Villain: Ernst Stavro Blofeld or Vladimir Putin
I thought this was speed dating....
I wish this microphone was George Michaels trouser snake

Dirty Usually Wins (Balls)
The Brewers Fight Better Than Ukrainians Over Bases
It's too bad Pestoris missed out for the Olympic sport of Biathlon because he could not ski
My goal tomorrow is to get up early and work out
As certain as death, taxes and painful anal sex
I crashed this plane into the Indian Ocean and all I got were these lousy conspiracy theories

Ever Had Ethiopian Cuisine? Neither Have They (Cause They're Starving)
That Awkward Moment When You Realize The Beatles Were The "One Direction" Of Our Parent's Generation
I'm Not Getting Jiggy With It. I have Parkinson's.
There's Intelligent DNA In Every Woman. Unfortunately, Most Of Them Spit It Out
A COCKwork Orange
If April Showers Bring Mayflowers, What do Mayflowers bring?.............Pilgrims!
Do You Draw? Because I Put The D In Raw
Yo Mama So Fat, Her Shirt Size Has More X's Than Taylor Swift
Kristin Makes Out With Her Dog More Than Her Boyfriend

They're Real and Spectacular
This is an open invitation to all bar patrons to a continuation of Jared’s birthday celebration at the Fox River House’s glory hole
Colonel Sander's buckets are more impressive than the Wild Cats

Don Sterling's black girlfriends
Donald Sterling wouldn't be banned from the NBA if he loved blacks guys as much as Khloe Kardashian does
The Middle East is in tension right now
I though the LA Clippers were a barber shop quartet
Relationship Status: I have BBQ stains on my underwear
Sterling, Clippers, Draper: SCD
Sit on my Facebook
Relationship Status: I use medicated shampoo
Jeffrey Dahmer's Homemade Puppet Show
Relationship status: currently eating an entire bag of string cheese
Glad I took flight number #369

Jameis Winston has crabs
I want to make a joke about the guy who died in Red Arrow Park but I think it's too soon
Pfister? Hardly knew her…
I Gotta Take A Schlitz
My girlfriend can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Can your Dyson?
Bang-hers and mash
Ray Charles wouldn't even tap that
I use antlers in all of my masturbating

Wow This Quiz Gave Us A Beating: It Might As Well Be Called Paul Simon... Allegedly
A What Plug In My Whathole?
Lick-n-lot-apus Vs. Mega-saur-ass
We Are More Confused About This Quiz Than CNN Is About That Plane :-(
Dude Where's My Plane

O'Lydias

The movie 127 Hours would have taken place over a much longer time had it been his dick trapped, not his hand
Why did the cement get hard… it's that asphalt!
It doesn't matter what time it starts, SNL hasn't been funny since 1994
John Rule is Jeremy's Favorite Rapper
There are only two of us, but we'll still pick up more points than David Moyes this season
Right Hand Pimp Slap