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Brass Monkey
  • Who Needs Condoms? We Pull 'n' Pray 
  • We Were Doing Good, Until Question 1
  • The Winning Team are all a Bunch of Fucking Cheaters
  • We're Proof that Birth Control Doesn't Always Work
  • So My Girlfriend is Pregnant, Guess I Got a Sober Driver for 9 Months
  • Who Gives A Shit About Delaware?

Cafe Centraal
  • Hide Ya Quiz, Hide Ya Wife
  • Viber? I Barely Knew Her 
  • I Cummerbund Your Momma Last Night - Tasty
  • We Love Weezer More Than You
  • NSA Wireless Intercept Team 052 (The Guy At The Bar Is Surfing Beastie Porn)
  • Our Teammates Got Engaged and We Found Out on FACEBOOK!
  • Quizlamic Jihad

Cafe Hollander
  • Your Body Is A Wonderland By Jerry Sandusky
  • I Finish In 10 Seconds
  • A Bottle Of Scotch And A Porno. BOOM, Good Friday! 
  • Ohio State Is the Worst State
  • Putin On The Ritz 
  • Harry Twatter and The Crotch Of Fire 
  • Hairy Pooter And The Chamber Of Secretions
  • Betty White - 50 Shades Of Grey 
  • Bush When God Gives You AIDS Make Lemonade
  • A Lannister Always Pays His Tabs (PS - Joffery Is Dead!) 
  • I Just Purchased A Commemorative Cell Phone Cover For The Basketball Tournament: The Final Four Skin 
  • Kohl's: Expect Layoffs 
  • I Gave Justin Bieber Herpes

Caffrey's Pub
  • I wish this microphone was a penis
  • Born in the bathroom, still the shit
  • I don't do cocaine, I just like the smell of it
  • My beaver needs some wood
  • Our chances of winning are worse than Terri Schiavos

Camp Bar
  • Mothers Have Mother's Day, Fathers Have Father's Day. What Do Single Men Have? Palm Sunday.
  • Single Ladies (Put A Cock Ring On It)
  • Damn You Hans Zimmer, and Your Dramatic, Recycled Themes!
  • Put Pinot Grigio In My I.V.
  • Know the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your cock down someone's throat
  • The difference between a priest and a Silver Mefalist? They both come in a little behind.
  • Bondage + Sadism: 50 Shades of Regis Philbin
  • There is nothing I like more than quiz on my face
  • Better Bond Villain: Ernst Stavro Blofeld or Vladimir Putin
  • I thought this was speed dating....
  • I wish this microphone was George Michaels trouser snake

Club Garibaldi
  • Dirty Usually Wins (Balls)
  • The Brewers Fight Better Than Ukrainians Over Bases 
  • It's too bad Pestoris missed out for the Olympic sport of Biathlon because he could not ski
  • My goal tomorrow is to get up early and work out
  • As certain as death, taxes and painful anal sex
  • I crashed this plane into the Indian Ocean and all I got were these lousy conspiracy theories

Fixture Brewing Company
  • Ever Had Ethiopian Cuisine? Neither Have They (Cause They're Starving)
  • That Awkward Moment When You Realize The Beatles Were The "One Direction" Of Our Parent's Generation
  • I'm Not Getting Jiggy With It. I have Parkinson's. 
  • There's Intelligent DNA In Every Woman. Unfortunately, Most Of Them Spit It Out 
  • A COCKwork Orange
  • If April Showers Bring Mayflowers, What do Mayflowers bring?.............Pilgrims! 
  • Do You Draw? Because I Put The D In Raw
  • Yo Mama So Fat, Her Shirt Size Has More X's Than Taylor Swift
  • Kristin Makes Out With Her Dog More Than Her Boyfriend

Fox River House
  • They're Real and Spectacular
  • This is an open invitation to all bar patrons to a continuation of Jared’s birthday celebration at the Fox River House’s glory hole
  • Colonel Sander's buckets are more impressive than the Wild Cats

The Hotch Spot
  • Cheezy, Breezy, Beautiful Pizza Girl(s)
  • Imma make you quiz
  • Can I smell that one last time

The Highbury
  • You are either Phosphorous or Against us
  • Mister Pfister
  • Fuck You and Your "Metro Area"
  • I thought Blade Runners only killed Replicants

Jack's American Pub
  • Don Sterling's black girlfriends
  • Donald Sterling wouldn't be banned from the NBA if he loved blacks guys as much as Khloe Kardashian does
  • The Middle East is in tension right now
  • I though the LA Clippers were a barber shop quartet
  • Relationship Status: I have BBQ stains on my underwear
  • Sterling, Clippers, Draper: SCD
  • Sit on my Facebook
  • Relationship Status: I use medicated shampoo 
  • Jeffrey Dahmer's Homemade Puppet Show
  • Relationship status: currently eating an entire bag of string cheese
  • Glad I took flight number #369

Loaded Slate
  • My Girlfriend Says I'm a Pedophile, I say "that's a big word for a 3-year-old" 
  • Clity Clity Gang Bang
  • Why Does it Smell Like Tacos in Here???
  • Snapchat Regrets and Butterfly Kisses
  • I'm the Type of Guy to Fart in the Toilet and Then Flush It

McGillycuddy's
  • Coat Hangers... Really Bring out the Kid in You
  • We Brought Black People, Fuck Donald Sterling 
  • Never Trust an Atom. They Make Up Everything 
  • My Drinking Team Have Trivia Problem
  • I Had a Joke About Unemployed People, But it Didn't Work
  • Wednesdays with no rain are dry hump days 
  • Lost my voice sucking too much dick

Miller Time Pub
  • The Quizzonarts
  • The Vageniuses
  • #Final Four Trivia Kings

Milwaukee Beer Bistro
  • Winston's Crablegs
  • I want to lick your "Nepal"
  • Cunning Linguists
  • Joffrey's Cup Bearer
  • The Magical Quizzards and the Quizstery Machine
  • Cheetahs Never Prosper
  • Beer: Ba da bop ba dah - I'm Chuggin' it (McDonald's Style)
  • Tiffany "Amber Alert" Thiessen
  • I'm Into Butt Stuff

Milwaukee Brat House
  • Jameis Winston has crabs
  • I want to make a joke about the guy who died in Red Arrow Park but I think it's too soon
  • Pfister? Hardly knew her…
  • I Gotta Take A Schlitz
  • My girlfriend can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Can your Dyson?
  • Bang-hers and mash
  • Ray Charles wouldn't even tap that 
  • I use antlers in all of my masturbating

Mulligans Irish Pub
  • Time to Retire
  • One Direction
  • Band of Unicorns

New Berlin Ale House
  • Wow This Quiz Gave Us A Beating: It Might As Well Be Called Paul Simon... Allegedly
  • A What Plug In My Whathole? 
  • Lick-n-lot-apus Vs. Mega-saur-ass
  • We Are More Confused About This Quiz Than CNN Is About That Plane :-(
  • Dude Where's My Plane

O'Lydias
  • "Anything can be used as a dildo if you're brave ENUF" - Abraham Lincoln
  • A tooney for some poonie?? 
  • The Worst Trivia Team Here Tonight
  • What? We couldn't hear you. The table next to us was too loud
  • Gwenyth Paltrow should consciously uncouple her way into oncoming traffic
  • Are the questions harder this week, or are you just happy to see me?
  • My Pussy's Named Khalessi
  • That Shit Don't Fly ... Just Ask Malaysia

Red Rock Saloon

  • The movie 127 Hours would have taken place over a much longer time had it been his dick trapped, not his hand
  • Why did the cement get hard… it's that asphalt!
  • It doesn't matter what time it starts, SNL hasn't been funny since 1994
  • John Rule is Jeremy's Favorite Rapper
  • There are only two of us, but we'll still pick up more points than David Moyes this season
  • Right Hand Pimp Slap


Riverwest Filling Station

  • Miller Genuine Giraffe
  • You can't spell IndonAsia without ASIA! 
  • The 14 yr olds who graduated college and are now drinking beer at the bar
  • Pretty sure we lost again #betterlucknextweek


St. Francis Brewery

  • So I Hear Paula Deen is Buying the Clippers
  • The GIF That Keeps on Giffing.
  • We're Proof That Birth Control Doesn't Always Work 
  • Premature Quizzers
  • So Old We Lived Trivia
  • The 5 Who Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest 
  • Having Sex On an Elevator is Wrong On So Many Levels
  • Beer Makes Smart


Titletown Brewing Co.

  • Nothing's certain but trivia and taxes
  • Playing Trivia is so Taxing 
  • Your Palindrome of the day: go hang a salami. I'm a lasagna hog. 
  • Railroad Gosling


Two Bucks

  • Rumple Foreskin 
  • I want some milk, so give me some tithes! Nom Nom Nom
  • The flu will fix Donald Sterling's racism
  • Korean Sea Captain Union
  • Blackhawks are people, not birds
  • Surely you can't be serious. I am serious, and don't call me Shirley
  • Go Home April, You're Drunk
  • I Astor if she wanted me to Pfister…
  • Amanda Huggenkiss
  • We Poisoned Joffrey
  • Two guys, a girl, and a moderately below average quiz score
  • Usually, I like to be wined and dined before I get Kentuckyed
  • Your Fist is on My List 
  • I got hit by a car last friday, did anyone get a license plate?


Whiskey Bar

  • Why Did I Break Up With Her? She Had Man Hands!
  • Put Clippers Owner Sterling In South Central LA and Let Him Find His Way Home
  • Fuck Sports
  • The Al Goregasms
  • I Was Going To Plant a Tree For Earth Day, But I Smoked A Plant and Forgot 
  • Down Goes The Titanic, Just Like The Malaysian Flight
  • Guess How Many Fucks I Give?

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