Brass Monkey
  • Finkle is Einhorn?!?!
  • Why Is My Vibrator in the Refrigerator
  • Draw Me Like One of Your French Girls 
  • Mrs. Doubtfire is the dad?!?
  • Hans Gruber is Snape?!?!
  • Real Men Come Alone
  • Ugh! Fat Bastard Left a Floater in the Toilet

Cafe Centraal
  • Yogi Berra Stole Bases, Not Pic-inic Baskets
  • We Voted In the Last Election and All We Got Were These Stupid Stickers

Cafe Hollander
  • Trash Vortex . . . . Something About Lady Gaga's Who-Ha! 
  • It's Too Cold To Be Smart, We Need To Drink
  • Take Yo Panties Off
  • The Well Hungarians 
  • Stephen Hawking's School Of Dance 
  • What Has Two Arms And Still Sucks??? Jay Cutler 
  • Rick Allen May Only Have One Arm, But I Have Three

Caffrey's Pub
  • We're as high as Aaron Rodgers passing rating
  • Roses are red, so are your lips, sit on my face and jiggle your hips
  • The Ebola diet
  • My sex life is like the Bears defense, no protection
  • Beats by Ray
  • Ray Rice forget the first rule of fight club.
  • The Elections are like my sex life; all the hype always disappointing results

Camp, Shorewood
  • Everyday I'm Shovelin'
  • Mo Money Mo Problems, Right Stanley? -Michael Scott
  • 400 Meters: The Size of a Track And Kim Kardashians Ass
  • Tears Make Good Lubricant, Jay Cutler!
  • 7 States Have Multiple Football Teams and Illinois Cant Even Find One
  • Mary Burke Plagarized This Team Name 
  • The "All Blacks" Are Douchebags 
  • Sandusky Summer Camp

Camp, Tosa
  • Mark Chmura's Hot Tub Crime Machine
  • Jackalope of All Trades
  • How Do You Spell Lichtenschtien?
  • We Laughed So Hard We Schlitzed Ourselves 
  • Ex Quiz It

Club Garibaldis
  • This team across from us is cheating
  • We Salute Our Veterans
  • Jay Cutler's Period
  • Hopefully bribing a Veteran/Quizmaster is worth $10

District 14
  • No more mutha fuckin snakes in our mutha fuckin brewery! 
  • Jay Cutler's Man-gina 
  • Scott Walker is a Whitewalker 
  • Erection Day 
  • The Answer of Course is Mustard

Fixture Brewing Co.
  • We Put The Sexual In Lumbersexual 
  • Tomorrow Is Thanksgiving Eve. I'm Gonna Drink Til I Love My Family
  • Why Are The Vikings Colored Purple? Cause No One Sucks Harder Against The Packers
  • Jeffrey Dahmer's House of Ribs
  • Dear Quizmaster, we have your dog
  • You're A Quizzard, Harry!

Hotch
  • C-O-N-D-O-M, what does that spell?! DEFENSE!!
  • Kim Kardashian's Oily Backside
  • Rodger's Says Relax
  • Quizlamic Extremists
  • Favre like Clinton-Dix Picks

Highbury Pub
  • It's not gay if it's in a 3-way
  • I have a horrible feeling that Bill Cosby names something else Fat Albert
  • Bayview Soccer Club of Bayview
  • I Haven't seen Jay Cutler get whipped like that since Adrian Peterson pledged him in college

Hogs and Kisses
  • The Fox said, who queefed?
  • Jay Cutler Blames The Punter
  • Young, Gay, Republicans
  • Fuck Beiber Fever
  • How do you like them Washington Apples?

Jack's American Pub
  • William Taft's Mustache
  • Tinderella, swipe right
  • I am thankful for 6 more years of Jay Cutler
  • Condoms and Rattlesnakes, two things we don't fuck with
  • If we lose we are going to Ferguson this place up!!!!!!
  • How Do You Say Jay Cutler In Spanish? Mark Sanchez
  • Quiz Me Till I Queel!
  • Do Guys With Chain Wallets Ever Get Tired Of Being Super Bad Ass?
  • The Bears Need a New Punter
  • The Olympic Event, Iron Cross, As First Perfected by Jesus 
  • Is Zip Car That Shit With The Pink Mustache On The Hood?
  • I Came On Eileen

The Loaded Slate
  • Man who goes down airplane aisle sideways is going to Bangkok
  • I Love it When Aaron Goes DEEP!

McGillycuddy's
  • Suprise!! I ate asparagus earlier!! 
  • Whats That Sound?? A mime having a stroke
  • Catchy Team Name With the World "Ebola" In It
  • Is That an iPhone 6 In Your Pocket, Or Are You Just Excited To See Me?
  • Clearly Public School Has Failed Me!

Miller Time Pub 
  • Busty Blizzards
  • The Real Dildos
  • The Cleveland Steamers
  • The Kard"ass"ians
  • I know the Bears suck, but come on!
  • I thought this was speed dating

Milwaukee Beer Bistro
  • I shave downstairs once every two weeks 
  • I saw a dick pic today!!! it was mine...
  • "She sleeps above the covers... four feet above the covers"

Milwaukee Brat House
  • If you squeeze really hard, white stuff "cums" out 
  • Hair Pie Surprise
  • An erection lasting more than 4 hours 
  • I was the first person to conquer your mom
  • My left nut weighs more than a Kentucky Derby jockey
  • The equatorial bulge is… in my pants
  • Quiz on my face!! 
  • Swallow first ask questions later

Mulligans Irish Pub
  • Taylor and the Not so Swifts
  • Don't Jerky my Tofurkey
  • Adrian Peterson's Babysitting Service
  • Bill Cosby likes his Jello like his women.....lays there while he pokes it

New Berlin Ale House
  • Dumbest And Dumberest
  • My Couch Pulls Out But I Don't
  • I Can't Think Of Any Good Puns Right Now
  • Who Saw The Movie Grudge Match? 
  • Two's Company But 3 Is A Preferable Number Of People For A Successful Trivia Team
  • Aaron Rodgers Just Threw Another Touchdown Pass Against The Bears

O'Lydias
  • Shit Happens
  • The Fox said, who queefed?
  • Vladimir Putin's Hoe Garden
  • What Did You 'Putin' my 'Bush'?!

Red Rock Saloon
  • I wish this microphone was a penis
  • One shot and I wake up face down in a pile of cocaine
  • Scott Walker: more wins in Wisconsin than Jay Cutler
  • Sigourney Weaver's Beaver 
  • I only hold my breath to get the beaver

Sandbar
  • Sweat Pants Boner
  • 99 Problems But Crabs Aint One

St. Francis Brewery
  • Titanic Was the First Time I Saw Boobs With My Parents
  • The Fifth Ninja Turtle is the Senate Majority Leader
  • Do Homeless People Get Knock Knock Jokes? 
  • Our Girlfriends Are at Book Club
  • So It's Okay to Land a Soda Can on a Space Rock, But I Shine a Laser at an Airplane and It's a Felony?! 
  • Kim Kardashian's A$$troid

Titletown Brewing Co.
  • How do you say "cankles" in Korean?
  • I lost my ID so I voted for Mary Burke
  • We Elect To Remain The Not-So-Silent Minority 
  • Electile Dysfunction 
  • I went as Ebola for Halloween and no one got it…

Three Lions Pub
  • AA is for quitters
  • It is literally impossible to prove that Harry Potter wasn't just in his parents house on acid the whole time 
  • What's dark and curly? Bill Crosby
  • Dr Who? And Nurse what?

Two Bucks
  • Master Debators 
  • Camouflage Condoms: They never saw us coming
  • Ferguson Glass Repair Company
  • Dolla Dolla Bills, not just for strippers anymore
  • Czech Yo Slovakia Dude
  • Abortion Brings Out the Child in Me
  • Chicken Pot Pie: My three favorite things
  • We came too early because of daylight savings time
  • The Craigslist Fisting Listing

Wayward Kitchen
  • Ron Tugnutt's Power Drencher

 
Whiskey Bar

  • This Thanksgiving, I'm Thankful for Alcohol
  • Influenza Will Beat Ebola 52,000-1 This Year
  • America Hates Lawyers

Who's on Third
  • Chick-Fil-Atio
  • Straight Outta Wiscompton

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