Brass Monkey
- Finkle is Einhorn?!?!
- Why Is My Vibrator in the Refrigerator
- Draw Me Like One of Your French Girls
- Mrs. Doubtfire is the dad?!?
- Hans Gruber is Snape?!?!
- Real Men Come Alone
- Ugh! Fat Bastard Left a Floater in the Toilet
Cafe Centraal
- Yogi Berra Stole Bases, Not Pic-inic Baskets
- We Voted In the Last Election and All We Got Were These Stupid Stickers
Cafe Hollander
- Trash Vortex . . . . Something About Lady Gaga's Who-Ha!
- It's Too Cold To Be Smart, We Need To Drink
- Take Yo Panties Off
- The Well Hungarians
- Stephen Hawking's School Of Dance
- What Has Two Arms And Still Sucks??? Jay Cutler
- Rick Allen May Only Have One Arm, But I Have Three
Caffrey's Pub
- We're as high as Aaron Rodgers passing rating
- Roses are red, so are your lips, sit on my face and jiggle your hips
- The Ebola diet
- My sex life is like the Bears defense, no protection
- Beats by Ray
- Ray Rice forget the first rule of fight club.
- The Elections are like my sex life; all the hype always disappointing results
Camp, Shorewood
- Everyday I'm Shovelin'
- Mo Money Mo Problems, Right Stanley? -Michael Scott
- 400 Meters: The Size of a Track And Kim Kardashians Ass
- Tears Make Good Lubricant, Jay Cutler!
- 7 States Have Multiple Football Teams and Illinois Cant Even Find One
- Mary Burke Plagarized This Team Name
- The "All Blacks" Are Douchebags
- Sandusky Summer Camp
Camp, Tosa
- Mark Chmura's Hot Tub Crime Machine
- Jackalope of All Trades
- How Do You Spell Lichtenschtien?
- We Laughed So Hard We Schlitzed Ourselves
- Ex Quiz It
Club Garibaldis
- This team across from us is cheating
- We Salute Our Veterans
- Jay Cutler's Period
- Hopefully bribing a Veteran/Quizmaster is worth $10
District 14
- No more mutha fuckin snakes in our mutha fuckin brewery!
- Jay Cutler's Man-gina
- Scott Walker is a Whitewalker
- Erection Day
- The Answer of Course is Mustard
Fixture Brewing Co.
- We Put The Sexual In Lumbersexual
- Tomorrow Is Thanksgiving Eve. I'm Gonna Drink Til I Love My Family
- Why Are The Vikings Colored Purple? Cause No One Sucks Harder Against The Packers
- Jeffrey Dahmer's House of Ribs
- Dear Quizmaster, we have your dog
- You're A Quizzard, Harry!
Hotch
- C-O-N-D-O-M, what does that spell?! DEFENSE!!
- Kim Kardashian's Oily Backside
- Rodger's Says Relax
- Quizlamic Extremists
- Favre like Clinton-Dix Picks
Highbury Pub
- It's not gay if it's in a 3-way
- I have a horrible feeling that Bill Cosby names something else Fat Albert
- Bayview Soccer Club of Bayview
- I Haven't seen Jay Cutler get whipped like that since Adrian Peterson pledged him in college
Hogs and Kisses
- The Fox said, who queefed?
- Jay Cutler Blames The Punter
- Young, Gay, Republicans
- Fuck Beiber Fever
- How do you like them Washington Apples?
Jack's American Pub
- William Taft's Mustache
- Tinderella, swipe right
- I am thankful for 6 more years of Jay Cutler
- Condoms and Rattlesnakes, two things we don't fuck with
- If we lose we are going to Ferguson this place up!!!!!!
- How Do You Say Jay Cutler In Spanish? Mark Sanchez
- Quiz Me Till I Queel!
- Do Guys With Chain Wallets Ever Get Tired Of Being Super Bad Ass?
- The Bears Need a New Punter
- The Olympic Event, Iron Cross, As First Perfected by Jesus
- Is Zip Car That Shit With The Pink Mustache On The Hood?
- I Came On Eileen
The Loaded Slate
- Man who goes down airplane aisle sideways is going to Bangkok
- I Love it When Aaron Goes DEEP!
McGillycuddy's
- Suprise!! I ate asparagus earlier!!
- Whats That Sound?? A mime having a stroke
- Catchy Team Name With the World "Ebola" In It
- Is That an iPhone 6 In Your Pocket, Or Are You Just Excited To See Me?
- Clearly Public School Has Failed Me!
Miller Time Pub
- Busty Blizzards
- The Real Dildos
- The Cleveland Steamers
- The Kard"ass"ians
- I know the Bears suck, but come on!
- I thought this was speed dating
Milwaukee Beer Bistro
- I shave downstairs once every two weeks
- I saw a dick pic today!!! it was mine...
- "She sleeps above the covers... four feet above the covers"
Milwaukee Brat House
- If you squeeze really hard, white stuff "cums" out
- Hair Pie Surprise
- An erection lasting more than 4 hours
- I was the first person to conquer your mom
- My left nut weighs more than a Kentucky Derby jockey
- The equatorial bulge is… in my pants
- Quiz on my face!!
- Swallow first ask questions later
Mulligans Irish Pub
- Taylor and the Not so Swifts
- Don't Jerky my Tofurkey
- Adrian Peterson's Babysitting Service
- Bill Cosby likes his Jello like his women.....lays there while he pokes it
New Berlin Ale House
- Dumbest And Dumberest
- My Couch Pulls Out But I Don't
- I Can't Think Of Any Good Puns Right Now
- Who Saw The Movie Grudge Match?
- Two's Company But 3 Is A Preferable Number Of People For A Successful Trivia Team
- Aaron Rodgers Just Threw Another Touchdown Pass Against The Bears
O'Lydias
- Shit Happens
- The Fox said, who queefed?
- Vladimir Putin's Hoe Garden
- What Did You 'Putin' my 'Bush'?!
Red Rock Saloon
- I wish this microphone was a penis
- One shot and I wake up face down in a pile of cocaine
- Scott Walker: more wins in Wisconsin than Jay Cutler
- Sigourney Weaver's Beaver
- I only hold my breath to get the beaver
Sandbar
- Sweat Pants Boner
- 99 Problems But Crabs Aint One
St. Francis Brewery
- Titanic Was the First Time I Saw Boobs With My Parents
- The Fifth Ninja Turtle is the Senate Majority Leader
- Do Homeless People Get Knock Knock Jokes?
- Our Girlfriends Are at Book Club
- So It's Okay to Land a Soda Can on a Space Rock, But I Shine a Laser at an Airplane and It's a Felony?!
- Kim Kardashian's A$$troid
Titletown Brewing Co.
- How do you say "cankles" in Korean?
- I lost my ID so I voted for Mary Burke
- We Elect To Remain The Not-So-Silent Minority
- Electile Dysfunction
- I went as Ebola for Halloween and no one got it…
Three Lions Pub
- AA is for quitters
- It is literally impossible to prove that Harry Potter wasn't just in his parents house on acid the whole time
- What's dark and curly? Bill Crosby
- Dr Who? And Nurse what?
Two Bucks
- Master Debators
- Camouflage Condoms: They never saw us coming
- Ferguson Glass Repair Company
- Dolla Dolla Bills, not just for strippers anymore
- Czech Yo Slovakia Dude
- Abortion Brings Out the Child in Me
- Chicken Pot Pie: My three favorite things
- We came too early because of daylight savings time
- The Craigslist Fisting Listing
Wayward Kitchen
- Ron Tugnutt's Power Drencher
Whiskey Bar
- This Thanksgiving, I'm Thankful for Alcohol
- Influenza Will Beat Ebola 52,000-1 This Year
- America Hates Lawyers
Who's on Third
- Chick-Fil-Atio
- Straight Outta Wiscompton