Best Team Names of October 2022



Star Wars Trivia
- Darth Binks 
- Qui Gonn Gin-and-Tonics
- I Fell Into a Sarlac Pit and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
- I’ll have two beers now… but 15 beers when we reach Alderaan
- Mace Windbrew
- Why So Siddious 
- Han Shot First
- Many Bothans Died For These Answers
- Boonta Eve Bois 
- I am the Senate 
- Let the Wookie's win
- The Senate 
- Quizzing in Alderaan Places 
- I did it all for the Wookie
- Even the younglings

Scary Movies Trivia
- Jamie Lee Curtis’ Patent 
- Nightmare on Walnut Street 
- Get Out…Us? Nope.
- 2 Older Than Dracula
- Scary how horror-able we are
- Jason VorDeezNuts
- Frankly doctor, that sounds like something Miggs would say 
- Spookie Buddies 
- Children of the Grain

1840 Brewing
- Notsoberfest
- Taylor swift to Kanye: “now we’ve got bad blood” 
- Me and the pope taking all the “L”s tonight
- Edward Scissor-Cans

The Baaree
- I want to have Axl Rose with these single ladies
- We won't win trivia but please let us win best team name for Steve's birthday!
- Nothing compares to U 4 
- "Yo-da"-me after I finally think of the correct answer
- This is how trivia ends - not with a bang but freezing cold 
- The Great Masterbaters 
- Really Cold Chili Peppers Last 
- We Suck at Trivia,  Crimean River

Bilda's Friess Lake Pub
- Turkish Public Bath 3
- Brining up the rear.
- No Prohibition here 
- Bilda's Game cock
- Guilty on all Counts 
- The Twisted Nipples

The Blue Badger
- The old guy dancing 
- the ish! The original 
- Fish are friends not food

Brass Monkey
- Autocorrect is my enema.
- Mark Spitz, Katelin Swallows
- Fuck Box, Fuck Down, Fuck It
- BOO! Bees.

Caffrey's Pub
- Siblings or Dating?
- Fish love me, women fear me because I fuck the fish 
- Smartinis
- Belvedere, with club soda, with the carcass out
- Cocktober 31st

Camp Bar, Shorewood
- Do not pass go, do not collect a camp gift card 
- I’d like to get to know your coxswain
- Why did the melons have a big wedding? Because they cantaloupe
- To boldly go to the same places we go every week
- There’s a colonial woman on the jumbo jet’s wing and she’s churning butter
- bitches
- West Virginia department of transportation 
- Halloweeners
- Bitches hate Halloween 

Camp Bar, Third Ward
- Hoovers final resting place
- Terminator? I hardly know here
- My spotted dick is an appetizer, meal, and dessert
- Is spotted dick a congenital defect? Asking for a friend …
- Alexander Bell “new phone, who did”
- Pocahontas is my dancing Queen Second: flamingo Fauquier clues, jamba  boy Best: we already told our moms we won
- Wanna get Simon Pegged?
- Halloweeenies

Camp Bar, Tosa
- Fiji skeet skeet mother fucker
- Spotted Dick? Worst New Glarus beer ever!
- New scary movie: Freddy Krueger reading Kanye tweets
- Will Jamie Lee Curtis ever figure out HOWDAH escape Michael Myers?
- Spookie dookies

Deer Camp
-"Knock, Knock.” “Who’s there?” “KGB” “KGB, who?” SLAP!* “WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS!"
- If you can dodge this dick, you can dodge these balls
- Free Feet Pics to the Winners

Eagle Park Brewing, Milwaukee
- Not sure what the English channel is, but I wouldn’t watch it
- We already told our moms we won! 
- Trivia is cheaper than therapy
- I’ll show you my cantaloupes if you show me your spot a dick
- Melissa McCarthy was whistling straight on my jumbo jet 
- House of the Dragon these nuts across your face
- We already told our moms we won
- The only thing scarier than Freddy Krueger is a Alex Knox’s basement

Eagle Park Brewing, Muskego
- Quizard of Oz 
- Toom Raiders 
- The Bird Brains
- Dahm - n - ate Mondays 
- I’m Drawing a __________
- Something quizzing this way comes 
- Tom Brady’s divorce lawyers
- It puts the lotion on its skin or else it loses trivia again (
- Hella’wieners

Gathering Place Brewing
- Saving Ryan's Privates
- Fen, Brewer and the Gang 
- Renegade Roma Rascal Raccoons 
- Place You're a Quizzard Harry!
- Maximum Leon Striped Dick
- Fen and the Gang
- The Shaky Limbs
- Nothing scarier than the Packer's this season 
- You Can Anagram My Asshol
- The Severed Arm of John

Iron Horse Hotel
- How Did We Forget Mammoth
- Your Mother’s No Thief, But You Should See Her Snatch! 
- Mike Told Me That the Hamilton Round Was a Glitch
- 2 Guys, 1 Quiz

Izzy Hops
- 60 mile gap in my ass!
- Flip Flap my ass…
- Get Pegged or Die Trying 
- Stewart’s Rod has got it going on.
- Our Amps Go To 69!!

J&B's Blue Ribbon
- Eddie the Eagle ski jumped into space for the KGB
- I'm at least 5 inches tall!
- Aaron Rodgers's shaman
- Rodent that pisses on his partner? Didn't know Donald Trump was back in the news
- Does R. Kelly count as a rodent?"
- Salvador Dali's Flacid Clock
- Ashlee Simpson should teach Kanye West to Shut Up

Jack's American Pub
- We survived Jeffrey Dahmer 
- Quiz on her face 
- At least we know the Danube isn’t in Baghdad 
- Alphabet Mafia
- Quiz in my mouth 
- The Quizasters
- The Flexorsists 
- Buy me a drink, it’s my birthday

Magoo's on the Mound
- Brigadier General Twerk
- Does Bowser's carpet match the drapes? Go pack go
- Is butter a carb? 
- Does Bowser's carpet match the drapes?
- Stacy's Grandma is a GILF
- (Schwarzenegger voice) It's not a Tuba 
- The tootin' tubas

McGillycuddy's
- No Particular Order = Alphabetical order 
- The Sex Pistols would like our score--69
- Gilly’s Breakfast Club
- John Wilkes Booth...GOP Nominee 2024
- Not my foot fetish 
- http://www.onlyfans.com/snowwhite-and-the-seven-dicks
- Bring back Olympic jousting

Milwaukee Brat House, downtown
- Quiz in Alex‘s pants 
- Quiz on my mom’s titties
- Who is Noah warm a beavers in Alaska 
- Ben Affleck ruins superhero movies 
- Who is the 2 inch pulmonary erect or flaccid?
- Should’ve done board games, but now I’m stuck in trivia deeply contemplating my friendships and life choices
- Taylor’s Tits: 2 Ians 2 Handle 
- 99 Problems & Trivia is one

Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood
- Fun fact! Both bars Jon taffer rescued in Milwaukee are closed! 
- I caught your mom twerking on my sex pistol 
- We’ll eat you out like jeffrey dahmer 
- Twerkin popes on the poles of Vatican City 
- I’d bang Ryan Reynolds 
- Send danubes 
- Idaho, udaho, wedahos 
- Summers over, put away your flip flaps 
- Your mom said I-da-ho 7. 
- Mike hunt 
- Brett Favre's welfare checks 
- Elvis was also a huge fan of barbiturates 
- Standing room only for John Wilkes booth: the departed 
- My only fans is exotic feet 
- Ayahuasca turns you into a shitty quarterback 
- Ed gein we got the meats!

Mo's Irish Pub
- Hodge Podge
- Crampons? I Thought You Said Tampons! 
- The Only Prickly Rodent I know is my Ex
- How many licks does it take to get to the center of Bernie Sanders 

MobCraft
- V for Vagina
- The Bootylicious Babes of Vatican City
- Jackside, Jack off, Jack Flap 
- How many Electricians does it take to fix 3 Speakers?
- The Last Ditch Weiners
- Went for the Hail Mary but she had a Red River
- Originally there were 8 Dwarfs, but Horny Got Off
- King Kong's Dong: He has the Meats

O'Lydias
- Rock me Amadeus
- WTF is an anagram 
- I must be a mushroom because i am a fun guy
- We agree, fire Joe Barry 
- High Velocity urinators
- Dry spell
- Giannis gives me a lompaur in my pants 
- Stress farts 
- Quizmaster got me banned from venmo
- Halloweiners 
- How many licks does it take to get to the center of my antidepressant 
- Emily Sandwich

Perspective Brewing 
- West Allis Bulldogs Junior Varsity Volleyball Reunion '09
- Chlorophyll? More like Borophyll!
- Ringus Dingus Pingus: Too Extreme For Wisconsin? Paid for by the Yang Gang
- The Really Good Guy and Gal 
- Someone Told Me To Put Mr. Brightside

Pete's Pub
- Build a bitch workshop (BBW) 
- BBW (the other one) 
- Handjobs for Humanity
- My beaver is 35 inches tall! 
- We survived the Great Milwaukee Tornado Warning of 2022 
- Whiskey-media
- James Cameron’s Dirty Fingers
- Catholic Church Couch Casting

Raised Grain Brewing
- Pontiac Schvantz Roadster 
- If You’re Not 4th, you’re last 
- Dank Brandon Pardoned me, so now I’m here
- Surreal Monogamous Ocelots
- Tim McGraw can park his truck in my Copacabana 
- Billy Bob Thornton Hears a Who

Rally Time, West Bend
- Going Commando Never Left Stains In Bill Clinton's Pants
- QR Stands for Queef Reader
- Beaver? No Wonder Mark Spitz 
- People's Republic Of Suck My Balls.
- Never Trust A Chad 
- Draw Me Like One Of Your Quiz Girls, John
- Jeffry Dahmer's Favorite Halloween Candy Is Buttered Fingers 
- Your Mama Is A Goblin For HAlloween... Goblin This Dick

Red Star Bar, Steeterville (Whole Foods)
- Clock in First, Then Starbucks
- Jehovah’s Thicccness
- The Bar Witch Project

Second Salem Brewing 
- Suck on our PHD's
- We don't give two farts 
- Always on time 
- Quiz in my pants

SportClub
- 28th in Line To The Saudi Throne
- Alternative Intelligence 
- #1 Question: Livestrong
- There was room for two!
- When They Repealed The Volstead Act It Became The Fantastic Pour
- I Think We Did Well For Two People? 
- Pompous Pompadours
- Trivia is Not The Problem, It's Me 
- Reese's Peanut Butter Schmucks

State Line Distillery
- Huge Jacked Man (and a woman) 
-  My Precious Angels (of warmth)
- Trivia treat to self 
- “According to all known laws of aviation there should be no way a bee can fly. It’s wings are too small to get it’s fat little body off the ground”
- The lettuce won 
- The state of the union my Charlie Chaplin is strong
- the Quizmashtersh Name
- Ah! They made my cocktail a virgin

Station 1 Brewing
- No Brain, No Gain 
- Giant London Losers Make My Eyes Moist
- Culver’s Scoop and Score 
- Sofa King Smart
- Elm Street Stabbers

Third Space Brewing
- Trivia the best way to celebrate your son's 4th birthday 
- The Spookies (please read with hand gestures like a ghost)
- Slutz for October
- Paul, She Wrote
- Paul’s Mom Has Got it Going On
- I Wonder if There’s a 7 dwarfs porn

The Tosa Tavern (Whole Foods, Wauwatosa)
- Bono is an anagram for noob
- We Don’t Know Jack
- You know what’s scarier: old people naked! We can show you!

The Turn
- The Deuce Is Loose
- Team Green Party Blarny Stone
- Team One Hung Low
- Biden's Memory

Uncommon Pints
- I called in sick for this!

UpDown MKE
- Did Maddy say BBW? 
- Obi We-Won Kenobi
- Chlorophyll my Beaver 
- Papa Churchill Spitz on my Arches 
- Democratic Republican Whig Federalists!
- Pogs in the Machine 
- Glory Whole Foods 
- Komodo Draggin’ Ass Trivia! It’s-a-nice! (Borat voice)
- The Undertaker Suplexing Oscar Pistorius 
- Black Cat my Ass 
- One Combined Brain Cell + Kailey 
- Mary Shelly Sells Seashells by SeaWorld 
- The Plague Doctors

Wisconsin Brewing Co
- Everybody twerkin' for the weekend
- I am Smartacus
- Answer-artica
- Bananas over Antarctica

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