- Simply not the best 

- The Tos-a-girls

- The demonic rain makes me feel vomit soaked

- In the lee of a picturesque ridge lies a small, unpretentious trivia team

- Every Rose has its Schitt

- Herb Erfling...ger. Burt Herngeif #Fruitwine

- The Methy Joselyns

- Don't worry she's my sister

- the Schittsville Schitters 

- The Whispers of Desire

- Schitty schitty bang bang

- Hampton hoes 

- Simply the best

- the Jazza-gays 

- the write off people 

- Moira’s Rose’s

- IPA...Lot

- Sgt. Chili Peppers Horny Hearts Club Band 

- There's no debt ceiling on our bar tab

- I want Colin Firth to Benz me over 

- LOL Kelsey said "E" as in Elephant Cock 

- Lady in the streets and a tortoise in the sheets

- crème brûlée in my pants

- What's in the box? What's on the boooooooooooooooooox?

- Snow White & the Seven Bitches 

- What's in David's Other Hand?

- If they grew Doritos on a farm, it would be a pretty Cool Ranch

- Rusty Fuckits!

- The Titanic - Drowning Rich People Since 1912 

- Well, the good news is that the Titanic has a new exhibit…

- Unlike the Titanic submarine, my implosion in you will bring you joy. 

- Canada made us drink inside. 

- It’s a little Smokey out there, eh? 

- What’s more twisted? Our humor or the Oceangate submarine?

- Indiana Jones and the sex shrimp

- Jeopardy rejects

- oh Simpson, in a sauna with a Christmas tree

- Kristine cocaine book club

- we thought we were cleaver 

- boozy bitches

- Shaving Ryan’s Privates

- My cat has cancer

- Les quizerables

- It quiz what it quiz

- Dolla make me hollandah

- Swift v Simpson

- Porcupine Pissers.

- Full Thumb Delivery

- The Slunts

- James Cameron’s Divers

- I’m going home to pee on my wife

- I’m going home to give my wife the power stroke with the no thumb delivery! 

- quizpics.com/cocks

- They replaced our chocolate milk with broccoli Obama 

- Incontinence Hotline: Please Hold

- Gaylord? During pride month?

- Hulk Hogan Urinated in my Cranberries

- https://powerstrokesonly.com/

- ‘69 summer Olympic gold medalists

- we’re gonna need a bigger submersible

- USA should be under M for ‘Merica

- The wettest place on earth is actually mapoosi

- what is this, a coupé for ants???!!

- Miss Scarlet? I Hardly Know He

- Bi-Sexual Monks

- Trivia Newton John

- Imma take my jumbo shrimp down her rabbit hole 

- Who the hell pulls up at 6am to cuddle? Go to bed 

- It's a whole-ass chicken

- Fuck Bingo Best name

- The Real Slim Pickins'

- Leave it to Mrs. Cleaver's Beaver

- Air Quality like a solid bowling score

- Cuck taylor

- my couch pulls out but I don’t

- fisting is the new 2nd base

- Titanic 2: The Sink-quel

- non-sex havers

- Ponce de dis dick

- Usher, Deez nuts

- The hills are alive with porcupine piss

- England has stupid names

- A dolph lundgren chums deez nuts 

- she Frappuccino on my dick bone 

- I gained consciousness during Janet Jackson’s nip slip during the Super Bowl halftime show 

- hints are for millennials 

- Made you look… at my zipper

- The real house wives of MKE County

- Powerstroke my javelin until I squirtle

- Tom cruise urinates at a high velocity

- Ben Affleck presents: good Willie hunting 

- who cares about Nebraska?

- brother's from the same exact mother

- My ass is as flat as Rhode Island.

- C’s get degrees.

- Oops, I did an Oompa Loompa in my fencing pants

- Third Space Smog Weiss

- Cum Come Quom

- Fermented Fools

- Quizdicks.com/cocks

- Titanic 2, Wealthy White People 0

- Penny can kiss my Farthings!

- Even with help I’m helpless

- We gave back our pens for 69. Nice.

- We're calling you about your submarine's extended warranty

- Is buttchecks one word or should I spread them apart?

- Cleopatra can play with my clock for 10,000 years

- Student loans and crippling depression

- Your mom's favorite handheld toy isn't her Rubik's Cube

- Have you ever had food in Zimbabwe? Neither have they

- I test a nuclear bomb every day in the loo

- Stacy's mom was a 99c nuclear bombshell

- The idiots who thought we'd find a table if we got here at 6:30

- Her Poonah smells like spam

- Stacy's mom is behind Chili's and only 99 cents

- Team Drinkin’ With the Rents

- Slippery Slitherins 

- The Last Brian Cellz

- Quiz Khalifa 

- Big Balls, Bigger Brains

- is this COVID or am I tasting Canada 

- I thought this was Bingo

- our chances of winning sunk like the titanic

- Why are there so many f*cking kids in here? Thank goodness they f*cking left. 

- Too many women, not enough beers

- Best Worst Date Ever

- Gingers Have No Souls

- Yellowstone can blow Canada’s fires 

- Harry Potter and the golden throat goat

- rattlesnakes and condoms, two things I don’t fuck with

- Trump’s bathroom chandeliers

- two guys one scorecard

- I wish this Mic was a big black cock

- You say foolproof, we say poopity scoopity

- When are the saudis buying out quizmaster?

- So who else got a hummer from their bishop 

- Soggy balls

- The 3 “w” sports are: water polo, wrestling, and women’s wrestling

- The devil wears undersized leather gloves 

- William Taft? More like William shaft 

- Kim jong un likes his quiches quispe

- The wettest place in the world is your mom 

- Rock the rhombussy 

-  I’d BASE jump off Colin firth 

- Sammy sosas crooked bat

- Indiana jones and the last submersible

- Jesus take the Wheel of my Sex Drive, I'm about to Pompeii myself

- E for Idiots

- Jenny from the Clock in Saudi Arabia

- It Was OJ, In the Sauna, with the Bishop

- Hans Gruber: One Fall, That's All

- Canada isn't the only thing on fire. So is my Butthole.

- MKE: Smokiest Place in the World

- Ryan Reynolds is the only Canadian Smokeshow we want

- Train & Milverine = Distraction

- Flaccid Reflux

- Denver Nougats

- I'm base jumping of the Hoan Bridge tonight

- My birdhouse brings all the chicks to the yard, damn right, it's better than Aaron Rodgers

- This is a quizaster

- Never gonna quiz you up

- Dumb pucks

- The Animal with the largest mouth in the world is your mom

- Brown Privilege

- Mary Poppin that Pussy

- Let me see your sushi roll

- She’s Wagon on my Wheel til I Darius Fuck-her

- Quizzards of Oz

- Our drinking team has a trivia problem

- Cum in side her (cider) 

- Cider? I hardly know her

- let’s go bitches it’s time to quiz (lgbtq) 

- cide hustle

- But what was in David's right hand?

- "In the name of the father, and the son, and the thighs high leather boots…. AMEN.” -the Pope

- Too hot for teacher, too hot for sex panthers 

- How to ride a dick… I mean bike

- Too Cold to do this naked 

- Curb your Trump enthusiasm 

- Shark Cootie

- ooops I did it again… a tale of two penises 

- Oopsaloompa I did it again

- J-Lo Went Down Faster than the Titanic

- SupercalifragilisticexpialiHOE-SHIT

- HOLE is Whenever I'm With You

- My mom fucks like a velociraptor.

- Why would they use Sex Noises for Jurrasic Park?

- Crème Papas 

- The Three Whisky-teers

- Keefer Madness Part Deux 2

- They Literally had it all! Imploding in the Deep! 

- Joining Jack at the Bottom

- shaken not stirred 

-Affirmative Smokey Submarine (A.S.S.) 

- Smokey The Bear Says “it’s too late now to say sorry”

- Milf Hammer & The Fluffers

- William Shattner Face

- You couldn’t play ‘Danger Zone’ during the movie round?

- Cleaver? I barely know her.

- Leave Britney Alone!!

- I Went to See the Mona Lisa and All I Got was this Shitty T Shirt! 

- Chief Executioner of Dat Ass 

- Rubik’s Boob

- Wine her, Dine her, Oppenheimer 

- Dude, Where’s My Submarine?

- On the box?! Brother, I’m trying to MUNCH the box

- All of the brains none of the cells 

- Hogo deez nuts

- Who let the teachers out, who, who?

- We can't do worse than last week

- The air is to blame for our answers

- it’s all “sauna” games until someone dies 

- if we only had a brain

- Gen and the Holograms 

- It's Okay to Drink Alone 

- Girls Just Wanna Have Sun

- I drink and I know things

- Brewed and Screwed

- Underwater Crushables

- Netflix + Chili

- Meetwood Flac

- Majorca? I hardly know ya!

- Two babies, no naps

- Yall Better Clap...plz 

- Return to Bitch Mountain 

- Shot Put Deez Nuts (in your mouth)

- Fun-Employed 

- One Team To Rule Them All

- Is This Zocalo? No this is Patrick.

🛎️ It's back! If you're a fan of the schittiest Canadian TV sensation ever, then this is the quiz you! 

🧥 Our Schitt's Creek quiz returns, so get your grooviest, monotone sweater out of the closet this February and be ready to order the chicken (with extra skin) on a night we're all sure to remember. 

📺 Questions will cover all six seasons of the show and may be a little bit Alexis too...

👬 So, assemble your Schitt's Creek crew and get to one of the venues below:

📝 The quiz lasts about 2 hours, featuring 6 rounds; two wager categories and a visual round will also be included! Plus we'll end the quiz with a rapid lightning round! ⚡ 

🏆 There will be PRIZES for 1st, 2nd and "Schittiest Team Name" at all venues. 

💰 This event is $5 per quizzer at select locations but free at others. For venues with a $5 entry fee there will be a CASH PRIZE (on top of regular gift card prizes for 1st, 2nd and best name) at the end!

Themed Trivia FAQs

✍️  Do we pre-register, sign up online? 

No. We do these events like it's 1999. Just show up --- we advise you arrive a little early to grab a good seat --- drink, think and have fun. Seating is on a first-come, first-served basis, no reservations.

💸 Okay, how much is it? 

It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. Venues charging $5/player will offer a cash prize for first place (usually 40-50 percent of the take) on top of any other prizes. Select venues offer are free but will not feature a large cash prize. 

🥇 What are the prizes? 

This will vary with each event but typically most are offering gift cards for 1st place, 2nd place and the best themed team name. 

👗 Can I wear a special outfit or costume? 

Absolutely. Specialty attire or "that's what she said" t-shirts are encouraged! We'll take your picture if you let us!

🚫 Can people under 21 play? 

That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. Every bar is different so please call the bar directly to find out. 

🤝 Is there a team-size limit? 

We don't set a limit for team size for themes (it's usually 8 players for weekly trivia). However, some bars may be implementing their own restrictions to stay within local health guidelines regarding covid-19. So if you feel like you might have a large crew call the bar ahead of time to find out what their policy is as every place is different. At worst you'd just have to split into multiple and go head-to-head!

It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients for themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key factors usually. 

💁‍♀️ Oh, we'd kill for a good quiz right now... and we've got one! 

🛎️ After MANY requests, our very first Schitt's Creek pub quiz debuts this July!

Here's where and when you can play...

- 7:00pm: The Nutty Squirrel (River Falls, WI)

- 7:00pm: Raised Grain - Taproom (Waukesha, WI)

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Expect the usual prizes at most venues for 1st, 2nd and "most Schitty team name".

This quiz will be on a first-come, first-serve basis and entry fees will be paid on the night and will not exceed $5/player. For venues with a $5 entry fee there will be a CASH PRIZE (on top of regular bar tabs prizes) at the end! Some venues will be FREE to play, it just varies (those free places will not feature any cash or specialty prizes though). 

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Specially-themed quiz FAQs

Do we pre-register, sign up online? No. We do these events like it's 1999. Just show up --- we advise you arrive a little early to grab a good seat --- drink, think and have fun. Seating is on a first-come, first-served basis, no reservations.

Okay, how much is it? It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. Venues charging $5/player will offer a cash prize for first place on top of any other prizes. Select venues offer are free but will not feature a large cash prize. 

What are the prizes? This will vary with each event but typically most are offering gift cards for 1st place, 2nd place and the best themed team name. 

Can I wear a special outfit or costume? Absolutely. Particularly if you want the Quizmaster to take your picture.

Can people under 21 play? That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. Every bar is different so please call the bar directly to find out. 

Is there a team-size limit? We don't set a limit for team size for themes (it's usually 8 players for weekly trivia) but bars may be implementing their own restrictions to stay within local health guidelines regarding covid-19. So if you feel like you might have a large crew call the bar ahead of time to find out what their policy is as every place is different. At worst you'd just have to split into multiple and go head-to-head!

Do spectators have to pay? Yup. If someone on your team is just there and "doesn't really know anything" they still have to cough up the dough. 

I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar? It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.