Milwaukee Ale House
- Do you know who else doesn't like trivia on Monday nights?... Communists
- Better Late Pregnant
- My name is Ryan --- will screw for work VISA
- Next Monday we are taking our business to a fine drinking establishment on Water Street that is open and has trivia and drink specials -- we're going to Red Rock Saloon and tipping generously!
- Alabama ball carriers, the Heisman trophy, Lenny Kekua... all things Manti Teo's never laid a hand on
- Taylor Swift kick to the head
- I wonder if Manti Teo's dead girlfriend is in Mitt Romney's Binder full of women
- Obama's inauguration proves the old adage, once you go black you never go back
- The last week in sports. Harbaugh, Harbaugh, one ball!
- The Jew Hunter won an Oscar?
- Lance Armstrong would have admitted to using steroids sooner if he had more balls
- Are you fisting me?
- Every Monday night, the Quizmaster makes us QUEEL so hard!
- Our couch pulls out but we don't
- Useless Knowledge round, also known as the ladies round
- Michael Jackson - we actually don't want you back
- We payed $2 for trivia and all we got was a hangover and lowered self esteem
Cafe Hollander
- In First Place, With 965,923 Points
- The Topical Ointment Didn't Work, Here's To This Cranberry Vodka
- There's A Tom Hardy Party In My Pants
- 8===D - lomatic Immunity
- Show Me The Monet
- On A Scale Of Casey Anthony To Jerry Sandusky, How Much Do You Love Kids?
- What Do Sheryl Crow and Cancer Have In Common? They Both Bust Lance's Balls
- If Marilyn Monroe "Sang" For JFK, What Did Beyonce Do For Obama?
- Stone Cold Steve Austin's Penis Is Twice As Small In This Cold Weather
- How About A Green Bay Skyline Next Time, Asshole
- Coming Up With A Team Name Is Harder Than The Trivia Questions
- Condoms And Rattlesnakes: Two Things I Don't Fuck With
- This Was Embarrassing
- "There's Worse Things In Your Asshole Than Spit"
- I Might Give Birth Tonight (Seriously!)
Caffrey's Pub
- Just the tip, just to see how it feels
- No means yes, yes means Anal
- Ray Lewis is killing 'em out there
- Camo condoms, can't see them cumming through the bush
- I had a wet dream
- Rosa Parks shoulda called shotgun
- Jodie Foster's Meth Dealers
- Jodi Foster Eats Out
- The Kids R. Kelly Peed On
- Patches Ohoolihan
- We Like Our Beer Like We Like Our Violence.. Domestic
- The Four Girls Across From The Shot Wheel are Cheating Bitches
- Fat Tits and Chocolate Milk
Camp Bar
- Manti Te'o's girlfriend "So good were not real"!
- I really hope Ray lewis kills it in the Super Bowl! But Joe Flaco and Ray Rice will probably get all the credit like those 2 other guys
- Came in for a beer...now it's game on!
- Slavery, AIDS, it's all ok
- Thank god for alcohol because it's too fucking cold!
- The Morning Woods
- Quiz in my pants
- Reggie White Has An Asian Elephant Dick
- We're Pitching Tents In Her Valley
- The Wet Dream Catchers
Two Bucks
- Stuffing Torrey's Holes like Tiger
- Trivia Newton John
- Give Them Bartendas a Raise!
- My Trivia Partner Doesn't Know This is a Date
- Michelle Obama's favorite vegetable (Barackoli)
- Hot Jamaican Jerky Balls
- The Packers Just Got Colin-oscopied
- The Hott Rusty Carl Trombone
- Don't Ask Me How I Made $40 Today
- Pretty McFly for a White Guy's Penis
- Captain Morgan and The Shitmates
- Straight Out of Wiscompton
- Win or Lose We Still Booze
Whiskey Bar
- Funny Thing About My Species Is Its On My Penis
- Fear Of Homelessness Is Also Known As Conservatism
- We Have As Much Use For The Weekly Soccer Question As The British Have For Dentists
- The Reason It Took Moses 40 Yrs Was Because He Was A Man. And No Self-respecting Man Will Ever Ask For Directions
- Manti Teo Misunderstood The Phrase "Fantasy Football"
- SO Manti Teo Dated a Girl He Never Had To See....Best Relationship Ever
- Freddy Mercury's Glass Table Broke
- I Studied For This Quiz By Looking Up Nude Pics Of Charlize Theron
- Lance Armstrong finally had the ball to come clean
- America: best team name ever, if you don't agree you're a terrorist
- Was anyone really surprised about Jodi Foster? She starred in a movie called "the beaver."
- May be Wheldon wouldn't have died if he was driving on the right side of the road
- Llama Butt Pubes
- The best thing about necrophilia is you don't have to bring flowers
McGillycuddy's
- How Are KFC And WOmen The Same? When You're Done Eating Them, All You Have Left Is A Greasy Box To Put Your Bone In
- Goblet Of Cum
- Canada: America's Hat
- Titties Of Wrath
- John Is Defined As Either A Toilet Or A Prostitutes Client. So I Guess That Means Our Quizmaster Is A Shitty Perv
- Obamanation
- Touching You, Touching Me . . . Wish Manti Teo Could Do That
- The "Felching" San Francisco Bird Feeder (Urban Dictionary If You Don't Know)
- Oprah’s Dirty Minge à LIVESTRONG
- What Did Hitler Get His Niece For Her Birthday? An Easy Bake Oven
- Save A Tree, Eat A Beaver
- Notre Dame Took It IN THe Ass Like A Bunch Of Alter Boys
- John's Cell Phone Is Going To Start In A Hollywood Blockbuster Movie With Liam Neeson . . . It's Called "Taken 3"
Fox River House
- Manti Te'o's girlfriend is more real than my girlfriend
- Michelle Obama Bangs
- Another night when nobody came but me
Vitucci's
- Your Mom's Vibrator
- Real Chicks Like Small Dicks
- Roofie-Collatas For Everyone
- We Are Not Smarter Than a 5th Grader
- And In First Place With a Million Points
- JizmasterTrivia.com
- I can has Chez Dick
The Hotch Spot
- Vomit Free Since 93
- Chilly Willies
- The Wet Bandits
- When we Lose We still booze
- Just Give Us the $10 bar tab for the best team name dammit, we sucked this week
O'Lydias
- How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon!
- We gang banged Manti Teo's ex-girlfriend all night long
- My couch pulls out but I don't
- Team Kevin Bacon Hates Black People
- My Tiger Wood may not have won 4 Masters, but it is the 3rd largest country in Europe
- Pabst Schmere
- Obama hard on congress; Michelle Obama bangs
- The team that scores the most points will win the Superbowl
- White, wet, on your face, and in your eyes... It's snow you guys!
- Purple Headed Yogurt Slingers
- Colors That End In Urple
- Our Fake Girlfriend Died Today
- Manti Te’o’s Dead Girlfriend Is Fake and Lance Armstrong is Pissed!
- My boner has a first name, it's B.O.N.E.R.
- If a ginger gets a boner, can you call it a red wood?
Milwaukee Brat House
- Aardvark Aardvark Aardvark Aardvark Aardvark (we just wanted to hear you say Aardvark)
- Mayor McDick Cheese
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm really band at poetry, nice tits
- 5 Jerks and a Squirt
- I'm sick of these mother fuckin snakes on this mother fuckin plane
- There are 15 letters in Colin Kaepernick... there are 15 letters in Loserrrrrrrrrrr.... coincidence?
- Justin Bieber is our pot dealer
- We couldn't come up with a good name so we came up with this instead
- Chivalry is dead, you stupid bitch!
- Two girls, one cup!
Major Goolsby's
- Zack Morris's Cell Phone
- Too Husky For Sandusky
- Wurst Of Da Wurst
- The Princi-Pals
- My Girlfriend Left, Trivia Is Long
- Magic's Johnson
- King Koopa's Klit Kommanders
- Kick Like Crosby, Throw Like Tebow
Mulligans Irish Pub
- What's Brown and rhymes with Snoop Dog? Dr Dre
- What is a Yankee? It's like a quicky but you can do it yourself.
- Lance to Oprah "These vile accusations make my blood boil, lucky that I have somebody else's blood stored in my fridge."
- We wish we could roid up for trivia
- Seriously, Who farted?
- We also had What's the difference between Snowmen and Snowwomen? Snowballs!
- 2012 warmest year on record - no problem! Solve global warming by switching Fahrenheit to Celsius - immediately lower temperature
- Bruce Willis is a ghost and Batman dies at the end also Gweneth Paltrow's head is in the box
- Fisticuffs? I hardly knew her!
- Cervix Bruisers
Attebury's Pub and Eatery
- Nuts N' Knockers
- Manti Teo's Lip Syncing Girlfriend
- P.E.D. (Physical Education Dragons)
- Menage a Trois and the Free Mustache Rides
- Team Lance Dopestrong
- The Dirty Gangnam Style Douchebags
- Make Up Sex… It's Worth Fighting For!
- Da Bears Still Suck!
- We Look Great In Lederhosen
- The Tipsy Turvy Topless Triceratops
Black Rose Irish Pub
- Quiz in My Pants
- La Boobies
- Menace of Sobriety
- Sanduskys Tight Ends
- The Squizzle Squirts
- "And in First Place, with a million points..."
Grafton Ale House
- Good thing Double D retired as a packer and didn't join up with the VikQueens
- We love double d and we aren't talking about Donald Driver
- Ray Lewis stabbed a man with deer antlers
- 60% of the time we win everytime!
- What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars!
- Uncles with benefits
- My girlfriend told me to go out and get her something that looks sexy... so I came back drunk
- My name is Ryan Wickens, Your Quizmaster, and tonight's drinks are on me!
- Quiz man, we will give you $5 if we win best name
- In dog beers, we've only had one
- I may not be a Heisman candidate but at least my girlfriend is still alive (I think)
- Tony the Tiger thinks Scripper's breasts are grrrrrreat!
- I smell like bigfoot's dick
- I'd do anything for love... but I won't do Kanye (or that Kardashian whore)
- Who gives a better mustache ride.... Ron Burgundy or The Lorax?
- 18 years, 18 years and his 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his... talk about foreshadowing Kanye!
- Kanye put his wurst in Kim Kardashian
- Happy New Year, Stop Masturbating
The Highbury
- A seahorse is not a vertebrate. No, wait, the internet says they are... Fuck you internet.
- Then Ron Jeremy's Scientific Name is Hedgehog, Hedgehog, Hedgehog
- If I don't win I'm gonna finger my own butthole
- Hell, I'd fake it for the president...
- I'll beef tongue your anus - Sure!
- I told people I had a girlfriend in college too, but I never said she was dead
- What's the difference between a bowling ball and an abortion? You can't eat a bowling ball.
- My moneyshot covers the whole face!!!
- Your Anus or My Anus We Got Fucked
Three Lions Pub
- Did you know Ray Lewis has killed more people than Manti Teo has dated?
- Powered by Antler Spray
- Lawrence of O'Labla
- I Wish This Microphone was a Giant Horse Cock
- Pounding The Vagina's is a two fisted effort
- Pterodactyls - Why are Pterodactyles scared to Pee? Because the "P" is Silent
- Great Barrier Queef
- How did the hipster burn his tongue? By drinking his coffee before it was Cool
- What does a Grandma's snatch smell like? Depends
- Sir, You Can't Masturbate and Drive
- Your Moms Vagina Looks Like a Grenade Went Off in the Deli Section
- Jeffery Dahmers Homemade Lampshade
St. Francis Brewery
- Double D Double D, Donald Driver's Designated Drinkers
- Finally Something Exploded on Ron Jeremy's Chest
- David Hasselhoff's Chest Hair
- 2 Harbaugh's 1 Bowl
- Oops I Quizzed My Pants
- And the Wiener Is...
- We're Already Breaking Our Resolutions By Being Here
The Eatery on Farwell
- Lindsey Lohan's Court Date
- The "B" on my hat stand for "Butthole"
- Donald's McDonalds
- Mante Teo's girlfriend is like the first two Star Wars pictures...fake and dead
- I'd Still Sync Lips with Beyonce
- Ray Lewis Murdered Mante Teo's Girlfriend
- Four Guys on a Fact Hunt
- We Built this City on Rig-a-ma-roll
- Poop Chute Riot
- Dont Touch the Wine Bottle in the Middle of the Table. It's Really Hot. #Neosporin
- Death: the closest Gary Coleman will come to six feet.
- The Real Housewives of The Eatery #RHOE
- Now I'm Not Saying That We're Gold Diggers, but We Aren't Messing with any Broke Crackers
- We Couldn't Think of Anything So We Just Drew a Penis
- "So I Was Balls Deep in This Girl Last Night"...That's it, I just wanted the entire bar to know I was balls deep in a girl last night.
Vino 100
- Winner Pays For Our Bar Tab
- Manti Te'o's Boyfriend
- My Drinking Team Has A Trivia Problem
- Notre Dame: More Like "No Such Dame" Am I Right?
- Growing Up Skipper Sales Plummeted Shortly After The Release of Rub and Grow Ken
- "Bark Twice If You're In Milwaukee"
