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Saturday, April 01, 2023



Harry Potter Trivia
- The Moaning Myrtles
- For Fawkes Sake 
- Neville Gunna Give You Up
- Grainger? I hardly know her...moine 
- Hufflesluts
- Call Me Draco Malloy Because I’ll Be Screaming ‘Daddy’ All Night Long.
- Blue Quaffles 
- Not me, not Hermione, YEW!
- The half blood formerly known as Prince
- The Half-Blood Formerly Known As Prince 
- A Firebolt? I'd rather ride Kingsley Shacklebolt
- Accio Beer
- Expecto Beero 
- Is this bar open, or should I Slytherin?
- Babbling Bumbling Band of Baboons 
-Trauma Thestrals 
- Drink ‘til you S.P.E.W.
- Luna Loves Good Long Bottom(s)

Pixar Trivia
- A Buzzed Life 
- The Lit Lamps
- Finding Nemo's Prostate
- Pixar Us Winning Dontae
- Helen Parr Is Dummy Thiccc
- 2 beer buzzed………to Rothschild and beyond!
- ‘Up’ Yours 
- Toys Bugs and Monsters Finding Incredible Cars 
- Andy’s Mom had Woody and Buzz Toys Too
- Andy’s Adult Toys
- The technological feat that is Violet's hair 
- There’s a snake in my booze
- You did What in Your Cup 
- “I” Doesn’t Love Lamp 
- I Just Squish-eed in my Pants
- They're always hiring in the mailroom
- Toy Story Whore

1840 Brewing
- Eccentric Corgis on Muscle Beach
- What did the female fox say?

Ashling on the Lough
- Harsh wall noise 
- What a catastrophe!
 
Bilda's
- Suck it Trebek
- The only way to become a US Citizen is to blow senator

Brass Monkey - West Allis
- Just like the Badgers, not enough points 
- Hopefully they insured the Death Star 
- Fuck Tom Cruise 
- The Jets can have Aaron!
- Hoors for Coors
- We may be old, but at least we didn’t come over on the Mayflower
- I think I got an STD from Quizmaster Katelin. Ever since I Slimered in her Rubik’s Cube, I’ve got Great Balls of Fire.

Cafe Hollander - Brookfield
- Everything I Know I learned from TikTok
- I though Purdue losing to a 16 seed was bad, our answers are worse
- Devin’s Cat has gingivitis 
- Three Kids who Axolotl questions 
- The Empire Struck Back, Not Sure We Did

Caffrey's Pub
- Diary of a wimpy kid: a novel by Anne Frank
- Michael Vick’s Puppy Chow
- Joey hauser is Hitler if he had an egg for a head

Camino - West Allis
- We should’ve cheated
- twisted testicles
- Know what else is longer than a blue whale.

Camp Bar - Shorewood
- where was whoville in the list??
- Give my French horn a French kiss and a French twist 
- Don’t believe her? ALASKA!!
- 3.5 inches into Uranus at 100 mph 
- oops I did it in Uranus
- remove the thing to get to the chatterbox 
- I can see your cul de sac through your thong…
- Better Late than Pregnant 
- Jackie Kennedy's outfit was white at the start of the parade

Camp Bar - Third Ward
- fi fye fo fum fuck this
- Jack wishes he was 12 inches
- Britney went to Portland and use a urinal. That’s when she discovered Moby’s Dick
- Donkey Kong's thong
- Britney said Kevin was a womanizer, but the Royal Family Meghan was toxic

Camp Bar - Tosa
- Peter Pan eats out at Wendy’s
- Mobile dick me down and I’ll Moana
- Honk if you’d rather be watching the 1999 cinematic masterpiece “The Mummy” starring Brendan Fraser
- Stephen hawking school of dance!

Camp Trippalindee 
- January Jones Fan Club
- Two Balls and a Bag

Crafty Cow - Bay View
- celebrating international womens day at quizpics.com/boobs
- Team Extra Chromosome

Crafty Cow - Oconomowoc
- Slowly, yet softly, licking Danny Devitos bald head until he purrrrrrs like a walrus

Crafty Cow - Tosa
- Straight Outta Bathtubs- The Story of William Taft
- Timothy Chalamet can explore my chocolate factory

Deer Camp
- this bar is filled w RWB rejects
- Morgan is the hottest trivia master on this side of the Mississippi
- I’ll give you the one seed tonight
- I can’t believe my parents beat me at trivia

Eagle Park - Milwaukee
- Toes and hoes 
- Leaving three squares of toilet paper on the wall so you don’t have to change it
- porn – piss - tits as opposed to horn - kiss – twist
- trivia this week was more painful than stepping on a Lego
- Save a horse ride a mustache

Eagle Park - Muskego
- fee fi fo fudge we had that 
- fee fi fo f this (65 pts) 
- department of redundancy department
- Red hot trivia peppers
- Pulling Little Fockers Out of Uranus
- Don’t stick play dough up Uranus
- From 64 to the final pour 
- Mr Chanandler bong  
- Easy, breezy, beautiful, Taco Bell

Fox River House
- Brendan Fraser is the Whale & the Fucking GOAT
- My Meatballs are making my underwear saucy 
- 2 old 4 pop-punk

Gathering Place Brewing - MKE
- Texas Smith and the Radar of the Lost Arc
- Henry's Winkler
- I'm a Belgee-an from Belgee-um
- Xi in Putinland
- Blarneylicious
- Is Canada a US State?
- Meow Thrice If You're in Pewaukee

Gathering Place Brewing - Tosa
- Tosa Turkeys
- Silent Sharters

Izzy Hops
- Gwenyth Paltrow’s Vagina Candles 
- Goop! There it is!
- She Mona When I Lisa
- This is 30: Everything Hurts! 
- I Would Like To Greco-Roman Wrestle Jessica Chastain 
- Nessie's Girl Extreme Makeover Your Mom Edition 
- Nirvana Be Kiddin' Me Move that bus! 
- Pandoras Tight Little Box 
- I Concorde Your Mom
- Will Smith Poured G-Fuel Over the Borlon 

J&B's Blue Ribbon
- Great Barrier Queef
- Zapruder? I barley know her
- Dis dick is a nile long

Jack's American Pub
- Four Leaf Clover I hardly know here
- Harry Potter Has Always Sucked, Sorry
- These Beasts are Looking for Some Beauties 
- You Need a Pi to Measure My Circumference
- Aint no llama drama but I'll alpaca
- Chode Island
- Mary Poppins alway breaks wind as she’s leaving

JB's Blue Ribbon
- Dunkin my hancock into Kim Kardashian

Magoo's on the Mound
- Winning trivia money like Brett Favre wins government money
- Extreme Makeover: Whore Edition
- There's a placebo in my leather pants
- Umami likes the large tentacles

McGillycuddy's
- Drag your squid lacrosse my zipper
- Magnum’s for my dirty harry
- My mom celebrates pie day by shaving her vagina 
- Yukon deez nutz
- I Rhode Pandora’s Box 
- Baby Cheeses
- John Lennon for President 
- The That Milwaukee Bullshit 
- Ganymede, More like Ganja Weed

Milwaukee Brat House - Downtown
- Brexit out my pants
- The Maxim Condom
- I quizzed myself 
- I have the daily sex… I mean dyslexia
- I Have Daily Sex...Oh Wait, I Mean I'm Dyslexic
- Ned Flanders Offers Free Mustache Rides
- Iowa Sluts
- Clinton's VP's
- Play trivia and go home and fuck the prom queen
- Raw dogs 
- Queen Elizabeth beating it to John Quincy Adams great balls of fire 
- Goodness, gracious blue balls on fire

Milwaukee Brat House - Shorewood
- In 1969 pope John Paul unzipped my zipper
- Schlitzd our pants 
- I’m a sloth and I fart like my life depends on it 
- Did Aaron Rodgers see his shadow yet?
- Big daddy likes sloth farts
- Chat gpt told me that 4 inches is actually bigger than average 
- I would eat Pandora’s box
- In the streets we trust, in single mothers we bust
- Your mom's a 400 lb arctic mammal with elongated tusks 
- Space race down my leather pants, daddy
- That speed round was racist! Cancel Quizmaster 
- Willy wankers chocolate fucktory
- That’s no moon, it’s your mom 
- Nine inch males
- The only thing more broken than my bracket is your mom 

Mo's Irish Pub - Tosa
- Trade Karen Rodgers.

MobCraft - Denver
- Mob Deep, Craft Beer
- Timothy Chalamet gave the Oompa Loompas Chlmydia

MobCraft - Milwaukee
- Should've have chosen Brett Favre as my Financial Advisor
- My wife doesn't fart either
- Pandora's Dick in a Box

O'Lydias
- Show me your Mr. Brown and I'll show you Mr. Pink 
- Very Stupid One Penis
- That's so suite life of quizmaster trivia 
- A C D(eez nuts)
- Eating corn the long way
- I'm a Rossituer on Only Fans 
- I got a job today!
- I can fire ping pong balls from my arse 
- balls

Panther Pub
- Quiz Teama Aguilara
- Stu. Ped
- The Silly Wonkas

Perspective Brewing
- Drink Apple Juice because OJ will Kill You
- Unemployed Hand Model Looking for Hand Jobs
- Chat GPT Replacements/Penicillin 
- Mom's Spaghetti
- Wait, Trump Didn't Get Arrested Today? 
- 50 Shades of Greyhound

Pete's Pub
- The Trojans Could Have Used a Condom Against the Trojans
- Your Mom Plays Quizmaster
- The Denver airport conspiracy goes deeper than me and your mom <3
- Whatcha gonna do with Mr T’a great balls of fire? Beat it.

Pilot Project
- Quizz me, I'm Irish!
- Trivia Jesus

Raised Grain
- Jude takes Hillary's pudding to the beefeater

Rally Time, West Bend
- Let Me See Them Quizzies 
- I Need An Atomic Fondom For Your Mom's Black Hole
- Honey Nut Cherry Hoes
- Tricky Dick Was Dastardly
- Areola Grande
- Slimer? I hardly know 'er

Second Salem Brewing
- The Tax Evaders
- VSOP: Viagra Stifens (sic) Our Penises
- Doc said my spotted dick is humorous
- The Leprechaun's Woodie

SIP MKE
- Dunkin Donut & Drunkin Grown Ups

SportClub
- Hot Hot Corgis On Muscle Beach 
- Who You Calling Epeius?
- Self Erecting Luffing Jibs
- Lance Armstrong's Nutty Pesto
- This Is Why, This Is Why, This Is Why I'm HOT
- Prisoners of Ass-kaban
- She's Slimin On My Great Balls of Fire

State Line Distillery
- My Other Car Is a Cat!
- Die hard is better than your favorite Christmas movie 
- Gotta keep an eye out for Selener
- Taylor Swift's Tuscan Chickpea Dip
- Fake news, the most popular emojis are absolutely the eggplant and the peach 
- Auto-bahn-mi

Station 1 Brewing
- Vickery Village Idiots 
- Spring Ahead-Sleep Like the Dead
- Otrivia Newton John

Third Space
- What Gets Big on an Australian to Attract? Their Penal Colony
- Hey moderator, that’s a French Horn
- A Slap at the Oscars cancelled Will Smith, but this song didn't?

Uncommon Pints
- Armstrong’s missing nut
- Name that Tune screwed us - Signed the tone deafs

UpDown MKE
- Penetrating Helen with a latex Trojan 
- Alfred Hitchcocks Trojan horse cock
- Schlong Island Iced Titties
- Mission Impossible: Find the Clit 
- Boy George Doesn’t Care About Jackie Robinson
- Titanic Rowing Team
- Backstreet Boy Lance Bass for President 2024
- Cocker? I howdah know her!
- She Beat It Then I Slimer 
- The Adams Addams Adams Family

Vintage
- The latex Trojan horses
- boy George and the conquistadors 
- I’m looking for a team name 
- backsplash
- Back splashed trio
- Howdah like to hit my Olympic balls and cum on my backsplash
- Slimer in the face 
- oh the huge manatee!! 
- We were ugly babies

Whole Foods - East Side Tap
- Boats & hoes
- I thought this was speed dating
- Quiznerds of Odds

Whole Foods - Streeterville (Chicago)
- One LightFOOT in the grave
- Buzzed Bees
- The penis bone is mightier

Whole Foods - The Tosa Tavern
- The Baby Is Drunk
- oof, that was not worth a drive in the snow
- ForeClover Skin
- Central Waterstan is my favorite country


Wisconsin Brewing Co.
- Coagulative corroborators 
- Suburban Smarties 
- Quiz in my Pants 
- Sir Reginald and the Knights of the two round tables

You're a Quizard, Harry! Wizarding trivia is back!

Friday, July 01, 2022


⚡ You're a Quizard, Harry! 

🪄 Harry Potter trivia night is back this summer at select bar locations! 

🤓 So, gather your fellow Dumbledorks for this one and join us at select locations in the Midwest for a night to remember! There is no limit on house size as even the most die-hard Potterheads might get stupified on some questions! Don't worry though, if you're just here for the butter beer there will be plenty of fun for the whole family!

🧙 Harry Potter outfits (tees, ties and scarves!!) are highly encouraged... and remember it's Trivi-OH-sa not Trivi-o-SAH!

📚 The quiz will cover both the Harry Potter movies and BOOKS! 

So Slytherin to one of the following locations...

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SUNDAY July 24th:
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TUESDAY July 26th:
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WEDNESDAY July 27th:
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    THURSDAY July 28th:
    ______________

    📝 The quiz lasts about 2 hours, featuring 6 rounds; two wager categories and a visual round will also be included! Plus we'll end the quiz with a rapid lightning round! ⚡ 

    🏆 There will be PRIZES for 1st, 2nd and "Most Sirius Team Name" at all venues. 

    💰 This event is $5 per quizzer at select locations but free at others. For venues with a $5 entry fee there will be a CASH PRIZE (on top of regular gift card prizes for 1st, 2nd and best name) at the end!

    ______________


    Themed Trivia FAQs

    ✍️  Do we pre-register, sign up online? 
    No. We do these events like it's 1999. Just show up --- we advise you arrive a little early to grab a good seat --- drink, think and have fun. Seating is on a first-come, first-served basis, no reservations.

    💸 Okay, how much is it? 
    It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. Venues charging $5/player will offer a cash prize for first place (usually 40-50 percent of the take) on top of any other prizes. Select venues offer are free but will not feature a large cash prize. 

    🥇 What are the prizes? 
    This will vary with each event but typically most are offering gift cards for 1st place, 2nd place and the best themed team name. 

    👗 Can I wear a special outfit or costume? 
    Absolutely. Specialty attire or "that's what she said" t-shirts are encouraged! We'll take your picture if you let us!

    🚫 Can people under 21 play? 
    That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. Every bar is different so please call the bar directly to find out. 

    🤝 Is there a team-size limit? 
    We don't set a limit for team size for themes (it's usually 8 players for weekly trivia). However, some bars may be implementing their own restrictions to stay within local health guidelines regarding covid-19. So if you feel like you might have a large crew call the bar ahead of time to find out what their policy is as every place is different. At worst you'd just have to split into multiple and go head-to-head!

    😊 I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar? 
    It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients for themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key factors usually. 

    Harry Potter Trivia is back this July!

    Tuesday, July 06, 2021


    ⚡ You're a Quizard, Harry! 

    Back by popular demand, Harry Potter trivia night is FINALLY back this July.

    🤓 Gather your fellow Dumbledorks for this one and join us at select locations in the Midwest for a night to remember! There is no limit on house size as even the most die-hard Potterheads might get stupified on some questions! Don't worry though, if you're just here for the butterbeer there will be plenty of fun for the whole family!

    🧙Harry Potter costumes are highly encouraged... and remember it's Trivi-OH-sa not Trivi-o-SAH!

    📚The quiz will cover both the Harry Potter movies and BOOKS! 

    So Slytherin to the following locations...

    _______________________


    Sunday July 25th:
    - 5:00pm: The Landing at Hoyt Park (Wauwatosa, WI)
    - 7:00pm: Brass Monkey (West Allis, WI)
    - 7:00pm: Howie's (La Crosse, WI)
    - 7:00pm: Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood (Shorewood, WI)
    - 7:00pm: Rally Time (West Bend, WI)
    - 7:00pm: Red Lion Pub (Milwaukee, WI)

    _______________________


    Tuesday July 27th:
    - 6;30pm: Wisconsin Brewing Co. (Verona, WI)
    - 7:00pm: Fox River House (Appleton, WI)

    _______________________


    Wednesday July 28th:
    - 8:00pm: Uptown Tavern (Minneapolis, MN

    _______________________

    Thursday July 29th:
    - 7:00pm: The Nutty Squirrel (River Falls, WI)
    - 7:00pm: Raised Grain - Taproom (Waukesha, WI)

    _______________________


    Friday July 30th:
    - 5:00pm: Cup o' Joe (Twin Lakes, WI)

    _______________________

    🏆Expect the usual prizes for 1st, 2nd and "best Harry Potter team name" and venues will be running specials too.

    💰This quiz will be on a first-come, first-serve basis and entry fees will be paid on the night and will not exceed 12 sickles per player (that's $5 in muggle money).

    For venues with that entry fee there will be a CASH PRIZE (on top of regular bar tabs prizes) at the end!

    _______________________

    Specially-themed quiz FAQs

    Do we pre-register or make reservations? 
    All hile most venues operate their themed nights on a first-come, first-serve basis. We advise that you call the location in advance (by at least a couple of weeks sometimes) to make a reservation. If a location is on a first-come, first-serve basis, we advise that you arrive extremely early to grab a good seat.

    Okay, how much is it? What are the prizes?

    It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. There will be a CASH prize (as well as regular gift card prizes for 1st, 2nd and best team name) at venues where it is $5 to play.

    Can people under 21 play?

    That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We'll be sure to communicate that via our Facebook page for each specific event, but if you're unsure just call the venue in advance to find out.

    Is there a team-size limit? 

    No! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible.

    Do spectators have to pay? 

    Yup. If someone on your team is just there and "doesn't really know anything" they still have to cough up the dough.

    I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?

    It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.

    The boy who quizzed... Harry Potter trivia returns this August.

    Monday, July 29, 2019

    You're a Quizard, Harry!

    By popular demand, Harry Potter trivia night is back! The quiz will cover mostly book knowledge but bring a HP movie buff if you can too!

    Current locations include...
    ___________________________________________________

    Sunday August 25th...
    - 4:00pm: Ale Station, East Troy, WI
    - 6:00pm: The Landing at Hoyt Park, Wauwatosa, WI
    - 6:00pm: Red Lion Pub: Milwaukee, WI
    - 6:00pm: Three Lions Pub: Shorewood, WI
    - 7:00pm: 42 Ale House, St Francis, WI
    - 7:00pm: Black Husky Brewing, Milwukee, WI
    - 7:00pm: Howie's, La Crosse, WI
    - 7:00pm: Rally Time, West Bend, WI
    - 7:00pm: Red Rock Saloon: Madison, WI
    ___________________________________________________

    Tuesday August 27th...
    - 7:00pm: Fox River House, Appleton, WI
    - 7:00pm: Brass Monkey, West Allis, WI
    ___________________________________________________

    Wednesday August 28th...
    - 6:00pm: The Basement Bar, Minneapolis, MN
    - 6:30pm: Last Call, Minneapolis, MN
    - 7:00pm: Raised Grain Brewing Co, Waukesha, WI
    - 8:00pm: Uptown Tavern, Minneapolis, MN
    ___________________________________________________

    Thursday August 29th...
    - 7:00pm: Surly Brewing Co. (upstairs), Minneapolis, MN
    ___________________________________________________

    Expect the usual prizes for 1st, 2nd and "best Harry Potter team name" and venues will be running specials too.

    This quiz will be on a first-come, first-serve basis and entry fees will be paid on the night and will not exceed $5/player. For venues with a $5 entry fee there will be a CASH PRIZE (on top of regular bar tabs prizes) at the end!

    Specially-themed quiz FAQs

    Do we pre-register or make reservations? 
    While most venues operate their themed nights on a first-come, first-serve basis, some venues WILL BE TAKING RESERVATIONS. We advise that you call the location in advance (by at least a couple of weeks sometimes) to make a reservation. If a location is on a first-come, first-serve basis, we advise that you arrive extremely early to grab a good seat.

    Okay, how much is it? What are the prizes?

    It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. There will be a CASH prize (as well as regular gift card prizes for 1st, 2nd and best team name) at venues where it is $5 to play.

    Can people under 21 play?

    That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We'll be sure to communicate that via our Facebook page for each specific event, but if you're unsure just call the venue in advance to find out.

    Is there a team-size limit? 

    No! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible.

    Do spectators have to pay? 

    Yup. If someone on your team is just there and "doesn't really know anything" they still have to cough up the dough.

    I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?

    It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.

    You're a Quizard, Harry! Harry Potter trivia is back this February...

    Thursday, January 31, 2019

    You're a Quizard, Harry!

    By popular demand, Harry Potter trivia night is back! The quiz will cover mostly book knowledge but bring a HP movie buff if you can too!

    Current locations include...
    ___________________________________________________

    Sunday February 24th...
    - 4:00pm: Ale Station, East Troy, WI
    - 6:00pm: Red Lion Pub: Milwaukee, WI
    - 6:00pm: Three Lions Pub: Shorewood, WI
    - 7:00pm: 42 Ale House, St Francis, WI
    - 7:00pm: Brass Monkey, West Allis, WI
    - 7:00pm: Howie's, La Crosse, WI
    - 7:00pm: Rally Time, West Bend, WI
    - 7:00pm: Red Rock Saloon: Madison, WI
    ___________________________________________________

    Tuesday February 26th...
    - 7:00pm: Fox River House, Appleton, WI
    ___________________________________________________

    Wednesday February 27th...
    - 6:30pm: Last Call, Minneapolis, MN
    - 7:00pm: Raised Grain Brewing Co, Waukesha, WI
    - 8:00pm: Uptown Tavern, Minneapolis, MN
    ___________________________________________________

    Thursday February 28th...
    - 7:00pm: Surly Brewing Co. (upstairs), Minneapolis, MN
    ___________________________________________________

    Expect the usual prizes for 1st, 2nd and "best Harry Potter team name" and venues will be running specials too.

    This quiz will be on a first-come, first-serve basis and entry fees will be paid on the night and will not exceed $5/player. For venues with a $5 entry fee there will be a CASH PRIZE (on top of regular bar tabs prizes) at the end!


    Specially-themed quiz FAQs

    Do we pre-register or make reservations? 
    While most venues operate their themed nights on a first-come, first-serve basis, some venues WILL BE TAKING RESERVATIONS. We advise that you call the location in advance (by at least a couple of weeks sometimes) to make a reservation. If a location is on a first-come, first-serve basis, we advise that you arrive extremely early to grab a good seat.

    Okay, how much is it? What are the prizes?

    It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. There will be a CASH prize (as well as regular gift card prizes for 1st, 2nd and best team name) at venues where it is $5 to play.

    Can people under 21 play?

    That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We'll be sure to communicate that via our Facebook page for each specific event, but if you're unsure just call the venue in advance to find out.

    Is there a team-size limit? 

    No! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible.

    Do spectators have to pay? 

    Yup. If someone on your team is just there and "doesn't really know anything" they still have to cough up the dough.

    I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?

    It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.

    The Boy Who Quizzed... Harry Potter trivia is August!

    Tuesday, July 24, 2018

    You're a Quizard, Harry!

    By popular demand, Harry Potter trivia night is back! The quiz will cover mostly book knowledge but bring a HP movie buff if you can too!

    Current locations include...
    ___________________________________________________

    Sunday August 26th...

    Wisconsin...
    - 5:00pm: The Landing at Hoyt Park: Wauwatosa
    - 6:00pm: Zaffiro's (at Marcus Ridge Cinema): New Berlin
    - 7:00pm: 42 Ale House: St Francis
    - 7:00pm: Howie's: La Crosse
    - 7:00pm: Rally Time, West Bend
    - 7:00pm: Red Lion Pub: Milwaukee
    - 7:00pm: Red Rock Saloon: Madison
    - 7:00pm: Three Lions Pub: Milwaukee

    Illinois...
    - 7:00pm: The Kerry Piper, Willowbrook
    - 7:30pm: Midnight Pig Tap Room, Evanston
    - 7:30pm: Nevin's Brewing Co., Plainfield
    - 8:00pm: Muldoon's, Wheaton
    ___________________________________________________

    Monday August 27th...
    - 7:00pm: The Haunt, Ithaca, NY
    ___________________________________________________

    Wednesday August 29th...
    - 6:30pm: Last Call, Minneapolis, MN
    - 8:00pm: Uptown Tavern, Minneapolis, MN
    ___________________________________________________

    Expect the usual prizes for 1st, 2nd and "best Harry Potter team name" and venues will be running specials too.

    This quiz will be on a first-come, first-serve basis and entry fees will be paid on the night and will not exceed $5/player. For venues with a $5 entry fee there will be a CASH PRIZE (on top of regular bar tabs prizes) at the end!


    Specially-themed quiz FAQs

    Do we pre-register or make reservations? 
    While most venues operate their themed nights on a first-come, first-serve basis, some venues WILL BE TAKING RESERVATIONS. We advise that you call the location in advance (by at least a couple of weeks sometimes) to make a reservation. If a location is on a first-come, first-serve basis, we advise that you arrive extremely early to grab a good seat.

    Okay, how much is it? What are the prizes?

    It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. There will be a CASH prize (as well as regular gift card prizes for 1st, 2nd and best team name) at venues where it is $5 to play.

    Can people under 21 play?

    That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We'll be sure to communicate that via our Facebook page for each specific event, but if you're unsure just call the venue in advance to find out.

    Is there a team-size limit? 

    No! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible.

    Do spectators have to pay? 

    Yup. If someone on your team is just there and "doesn't really know anything" they still have to cough up the dough.

    I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?

    It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.

    You're a Quizard, Harry! Harry Potter Trivia is this March!

    Tuesday, February 20, 2018
    Yes, it's back by popular demand! Harry Potter trivia is coming to a pub near you soon!

    We will be hosting at the following locations...

    Tuesday March 20th
    7:00PM -  Red Rock Saloon, Madison, WI

    Sunday March 25th (all quizzes start at 7PM):
    - 42 Ale House, St Francis, WI
    - Brass Monkey, West Allis, WI
    - Club 400, Waukesha, WI
    - Howie's, La Crosse, WI
    Red Lion Pub, Milwaukee, WI
    - Three Lions Pub, Shorewood, WI

    Wednesday March 28th...
    6:30PM - Last Call, Minneapolis, MN
    7:00PM - The Post Brewing Co., Boulder, CO
    8:00PM - Uptown Tavern, Minneapolis, MN

    Expect the usual prizes for 1st, 2nd and "best Harry Potter team name" (yep, Slytherin for the win) and venues will be running themed specials too.

    This quiz will be on a first-come, first-serve basis and entry fees will be paid on the night and will not exceed $5/player. For venues charging a fee there will be a cash prize for first place as well as the regular gift card prizes too.

    Specially-themed quiz FAQs

    Do we pre-register, sign up online? 
    No. We do these events like it's 1999. Just show up --- we advise you arrive a little early to grab a good seat --- drink, think and have fun. Seating is on a first-come, first-served basis, no reservations.

    Okay, how much is it? What are the prizes?
    It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. There will be a CASH prize (as well as regular gift card prizes for 1st, 2nd and best team name) at venues where it is $5 to play.

    Can people under 21 play?
    That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We'll be sure to communicate that via our Facebook page for each specific event, but if you're unsure just call the venue in advance to find out.

    Is there a team-size limit? 
    Surprisingly no! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible.

    Do spectators have to pay? 
    Yup. If someone on your team is just there and "doesn't really know anything" they still have to cough up the dough.

    I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?
    It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.

    You're a Quizard, Harry! HP trivia is this July...

    Thursday, June 15, 2017
    Yes, it's back by popular demand! Harry Potter trivia is coming to a pub near you soon!

    We will be hosting at the following locations...

    Wednesday July 19th...
    - Uptown Tavern, Minneapolis, MN: 8:00pm

    Sunday July 23rd...
    - Brass Monkey, West Allis, WI: 7:00pm
    - Houdini's Escape, Appleton, WI: 7:00pm
    - Howie's, La Crosse, WI: 7:00pm
    - The Landing at Hoyt Park, Wauwatosa, WI: 6:00pm
    Red Lion Pub, Milwaukee, WI: 6:00pm
    - Red Rock Saloon, Madison, WI: 7:00pm
    - Three Lions Pub, Shorewood, WI: 6:00pm

    Expect the usual prizes for 1st, 2nd and "best Harry Potter team name" (yep, Slytherin for the win) and venues will be running themed specials too.

    This quiz will be on a first-come, first-serve basis and entry fees will be paid on the night and will not exceed $5/player. For venues charging a fee there will be a cash prize for first place as well as the regular gift card prizes too.

    Specially-themed quiz FAQs

    Do we pre-register, sign up online? 
    No. We do these events like it's 1999. Just show up --- we advise you arrive a little early to grab a good seat --- drink, think and have fun. Seating is on a first-come, first-served basis, no reservations.

    Okay, how much is it? What are the prizes?
    It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. There will be a CASH prize (as well as regular gift card prizes for 1st, 2nd and best team name) at venues where it is $5 to play.

    Can people under 21 play?
    That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We'll be sure to communicate that via our Facebook page for each specific event, but if you're unsure just call the venue in advance to find out.

    Is there a team-size limit? 
    Surprisingly no! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible.

    Do spectators have to pay? 
    Yup. If someone on your team is just there and "doesn't really know anything" they still have to cough up the dough.

    I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?
    It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.

    You're a Quizard, Harry... HP trivia is back!

    Monday, October 31, 2016
    Yes, it's back by popular demand! Harry Potter trivia is coming to a pub near you soon!

    We will be hosting at the following locations...

    Sunday November 13th...
    - Howie's, La Crosse, WI (7PM)
    - Red Rock Saloon, Madison, WI (7PM)

    Monday November 14th...
    - Houdini's Escape, Appleton WI (7PM)

    Wednesday November 16th...
    - Uptown Tavern, Minneapolis, MN (8PM)

    Expect the usual prizes for 1st, 2nd and "best Harry Potter team name" (yep, Slytherin for the win) and venues will be running themed specials too. Plus there will be prizes for best dressed quizzers too. After all it is Halloween!

    This quiz will be on a first-come, first-serve basis and entry fees will be paid on the night and will not exceed $1/player.

    Specially-themed quiz FAQs

    Do we pre-register, sign up online? 
    No. We do these events like it's 1999. Just show up --- we advise you arrive a little early to grab a good seat --- drink, think and have fun. Seating is on a first-come, first-served basis, no reservations.

    Okay, how much is it? 
    It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. 

    What are the prizes?
    This will vary with each event but typically most are offering standard moolah for first place, second place and the best themed team name, mostly likely free beer or bar tabs to the venue.

    Can people under 21 play?
    That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We'll be sure to communicate that via our Facebook page for each specific event, but if you're unsure just call the venue in advance to find out.

    Is there a team-size limit? 
    Surprisingly no! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible.

    Do spectators have to pay? 
    Yup. If someone on your team is just there and "doesn't really know anything" they still have to cough up the dough.

    I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?
    It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.

    Harry Potter: Halloween Edition coming soon!!

    Tuesday, October 11, 2016
    Yes, it's back by popular demand! We're hosting a special Halloween edition of Harry Potter trivia coming to a pub near you!

    We will be hosting both nights that weekend with family-friendly as well as 21+ only events...
    Full details and a list of locations are pending but so far we will be hosting at the following...

    Saturday October 29th...
    - Red Lion Pub, Milwaukee, WI (7pm) 21+ ONLY

    Sunday October 30th
    - Brass Monkey, West Allis, WI (7pm) 21+ ONLY
    - Three Lions Pub, Milwaukee, WI (7pm)

    We will most likely be adding more locations so please watch this space.

    Expect the usual prizes for 1st, 2nd and "best Harry Potter team name" (yep, Slytherin for the win) and venues will be running themed specials too. Plus there will be prizes for best dressed quizzers too. After all it is Halloween!

    This quiz will be on a first-come, first-serve basis and entry fees will be paid on the night and will not exceed $5/player.

    Specially-themed quiz FAQs

    Do we pre-register, sign up online? 
    No. We do these events like it's 1999. Just show up --- we advise you arrive a little early to grab a good seat --- drink, think and have fun. Seating is on a first-come, first-served basis, no reservations.

    Okay, how much is it? 
    It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. 

    What are the prizes?
    This will vary with each event but typically most are offering standard moolah for first place, second place and the best themed team name, mostly likely free beer or bar tabs to the venue.

    Can people under 21 play?
    That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We'll be sure to communicate that via our Facebook page for each specific event, but if you're unsure just call the venue in advance to find out.

    Is there a team-size limit? 
    Surprisingly no! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible.

    Do spectators have to pay? 
    Yup. If someone on your team is just there and "doesn't really know anything" they still have to cough up the dough.

    I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?
    It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.

    You're a Quizard Harry... HP trivia is the week of July 17th!

    Sunday, June 26, 2016
    The boy who quizzed...
    Yes, it's back by popular demand! Harry Potter trivia night!

    Full details and a list of locations are pending but so far we will be hosting at the following...

    Sunday July 17th... 
    - Brass Monkey, West Allis, WI (7PM)
    - Howie's, La Crosse, WI (8PM)
    - The Landing at Hoyt Park, Wauwatosa, WI (7PM)
    - Three Lions Pub, Milwaukee, WI (7pm)
    - Red Lion Pub, Milwaukee, WI (7pm)

    Monday July 18th
    - Houdini's Escape Gastropub, Appleton WI (8PM)

    Wednesday July 20th
    - The Nines, Green Bay, WI (8PM)  

    We will most likely be adding more locations so please watch this space.

    Expect the usual prizes for 1st, 2nd and "best Harry Potter team name" (yep, more Slytherin and Snitch references) and venues will be running specials, most likely "Goblet of Fire" shots to tingle the senses of eager quizzers.

    This quiz will be on a first-come, first-serve basis and entry fees will be paid on the night and will not exceed $5/player.

    Specially-themed quiz FAQs

    Do we pre-register, sign up online? 
    No. We do these events like it's 1999. Just show up --- we advise you arrive a little early to grab a good seat --- drink, think and have fun. Seating is on a first-come, first-served basis, no reservations.

    Okay, how much is it? 
    It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. 

    What are the prizes?
    This will vary with each event but typically most are offering standard moolah for first place, second place and the best themed team name, mostly likely free beer or bar tabs to the venue.

    Can people under 21 play?
    That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We'll be sure to communicate that via our Facebook page for each specific event, but if you're unsure just call the venue in advance to find out.

    Is there a team-size limit? 
    Surprisingly no! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible.

    Do spectators have to pay? 
    Yup. If someone on your team is just there and "doesn't really know anything" they still have to cough up the dough.

    I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?
    It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.

    Harry Potter Trivia Night is April 3rd!

    Sunday, February 28, 2016
    You're a Quizard Harry!
    Yes, it's back by popular demand! Full details and a list of locations are pending but so far we will be hosting at the following...

    Sunday March 20th... 
    - Brass Monkey, West Allis (5:30PM)
    - The Lodge, Cudahy, WI (5:30PM)
    - Three Lions Pub, Milwaukee, WI (5:30pm)
    - Red Lion Pub, Milwaukee, WI (5:30pm)

    Monday March 21st...
    - Houdini's Escape Gastropub, Appleton WI (8PM)

    A couple of venues are postponing the Harry Potter Quiz to a later date due to Spring Break...

    Sunday April 3rd...
    - Second Salem Brewing Co., Whitewater, WI (7PM)
    - Howie's, La Crosse, WI (7PM)

    Expect the usual prizes for 1st, 2nd and "best Harry Potter team name" (yep, more Slytherin and Snitch references) and venues will be running specials, most likely "Goblet of Fire" shots to tingle the senses of eager quizzers.

    This quiz will be on a first-come, first-serve basis and entry fees will be paid on the night and will not exceed $1/player.

    Specially-themed quiz FAQs

    Do we pre-register, sign up online? 
    No. We do these events like it's 1999. Just show up --- we advise you arrive a little early to grab a good seat --- drink, think and have fun. Seating is on a first-come, first-served basis, no reservations.

    Okay, how much is it? 
    It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. 

    What are the prizes?
    This will vary with each event but typically most are offering standard moolah for first place, second place and the best themed team name, mostly likely free beer or bar tabs to the venue.

    Can I wear a special outfit or costume?
    Absolutely. Particularly if you want to feature on the blog. Hey, in some cases we even have costume contests and give out extra stash for those dressed up folks!

    Can people under 21 play?
    That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We'll be sure to communicate that via our Facebook page for each specific event, but if you're unsure just call the venue in advance to find out.

    Is there a team-size limit? 
    Surprisingly no! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible.

    Do spectators have to pay? 
    Yup. If someone on your team is just there and "doesn't really know anything" they still have to cough up the dough.

    I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?
    It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.

    Today's Article - Myron Wagtail

    Sunday, June 07, 2015
    This article is for our Harry Potter Quiz on June 7th!

    Myron Wagtail (b. 1970) was the lead singer of the wizarding world's popular band The Weird Sisters. He, along with his band, performed at the Yule Ball of 1994 held at Hogwarts in honour of the Triwizard Tournament. Little else is known about Myron or his bandmates.

    The name "Myron" is derived from Greek μυρον (myron) meaning "sweet oil, perfume". Myron was the name of a 5th-century BC Greek sculptor.  
    The Weird Sisters were a very popular band in the wizarding world, and on the Wizarding Wireless Network. Albus Dumbledore booked them to perform in Hogwarts at the 1994 Yule Ball. Despite their name, all eight known members are male. 

    The term "Weird Sisters" was the name given to the three prophetic witches in the play "Macbeth," by William Shakespeare ("weïrd" being Old English for "fate" or "destiny"). Harry Potter series author J. K. Rowling has stated is quite possibly her favourite Shakespeare play. Interestingly, the Spanish edition of the books refers to the band by the name las Brujas de Macbeth (Macbeth's Witches). It is also interesting to point out a second allusion to Macbeth made in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (film) when the Frog Choir sings "Double Double Toil and Trouble", which is a direct quote from the play.

    This is arguably where J. K. Rowling got the idea for the band's name from, although a variant of the name, Wyrd Sisters, was used as the title of a 1988 Discworld novel by Terry Pratchett.

    There is also a possibility that the name is a play on the heavy rock band, Twisted Sister.

    However, the name has no relation with a popular pop rock band, Scissor Sisters, as the American band was formed in 2001.

    You're a Quizard Harry... the Harry Potter Quiz is June 7th!

    Tuesday, May 05, 2015
    The boy who quizzed...

    Yes, our second all Harry Potter quiz is coming to Wisconsin on June 7th!
    Full details and a list of locations are pending but so far we will be hosting at the following...

    - Fixture Brewing Co., Waukesha (7pm)
    - Howie's, La Crosse (7pm)
    - Three Lions Pub, Shorewood (7pm)
    - Red Lion Pub, Milwaukee (7pm)

    And if last year's HP quiz is anything to go by, there will be several more venues added (last year's event was the BIGGEST QUIZ Quizmaster has ever hosted, pulling in 63 teams and over 280 players in MKE alone)!

    Expect the usual prizes for 1st, 2nd and "best Harry Potter team name" (yep, more Slytherin and Snitch references) and venues will be running specials, most likely "Goblet of Fire" shots to tingle the senses of eager quizzers.

    This quiz will be on a first-come, first-serve basis and entry fees will be paid on the night and will not exceed $5/player.

    Specially-themed quiz FAQs

    Do we pre-register, sign up online? 
    No. We do these events like it's 1999. Just show up --- we advise you arrive a little early to grab a good seat --- drink, think and have fun. Seating is on a first-come, first-served basis, no reservations.

    Okay, how much is it? 
    It varies for each venue. Up to $5/player but no more. 

    What are the prizes?
    This will vary with each event but typically most are offering standard moolah for first place, second place and the best themed team name, mostly likely free beer or bar tabs to the venue.

    Can I wear a special outfit or costume?
    Absolutely. Particularly if you want to feature on the blog. Hey, in some cases we even have costume contests and give out extra stash for those dressed up folks!

    Can people under 21 play?
    That's out of our hands we're afraid, and will vary depending on the venue. We'll be sure to communicate that via our Facebook page for each specific event, but if you're unsure just call the venue in advance to find out.

    Is there a team-size limit? 
    Surprisingly no! While we typically have an 8-person limit for our regular quiz nights, we keep the specially-themed events open. Why? Well, we figured you'll need all the brain power possible.

    Do spectators have to pay? 
    Yup. If someone on your team is just there and "doesn't really know anything" they still have to cough up the dough.

    I own/manage a venue. Can I host such an event at my bar?
    It depends. In almost all cases, we only work with existing Quizmaster clients on our specially themed events, so hire us now and perhaps we can work something out. Such venues must fit certain criteria too.  Location and venue size are key, especially when we've been known to pull in over 100 people for certain events.

    Great GOBLETS OF FIRE!! Our Harry Potter Quiz recap...

    Monday, June 09, 2014
    WOW! Muggles and half-blood queeps from all over MKE slytherined downtown to Old World Third Street this Sunday night for "You're a Quizzer, Harry: The Harry Potter Quiz!"

    The quiz, which saw Quizmaster's largest crowd EVER at 61 teams and over 250 peeps, was supposed to take place exclusively at Who's on Third, but due to the overwhelmingly number of Muggle faces we also took over the Milwaukee Brat House as well!

    Two bars; same awesome quiz; double the prizes!!

    So the quiz was simultaneously hosted at two Third Street venues, which meant double the prizes. Plus we threw in an extra $60 tab for the overall highest score between both venues!!

    Getting the quiz up and running was quite the Hufflepuff but Who's on Third were even serving up their own Goblets of Fire to get muggles through the chaos...


    The results rolled in and we recorded 61 teams from the night's massive event…


    That's a lot of answer sheets!!

    As expected, there was a plethora of awesome-sauce Harry Potter team names, with each venue offering a prize for that award. At the Brat House, the accolade went to Gilderoy Lockhart is a fucking pussy!, who got an overwhelming roar and cheer for their frankness...


    Bravo gang!

    Who's saw I got your 9 3/4 right here! get the biggest laugh, and a gift card went their way...


    Penis jokes never fail to impress!

    Other honorable mentions for team names include the four teams who used the moniker 99 Problems but a snitch ain't one --- We saw Dumbledore at Pride Fest --- It's not my wand in my pocket ---  Harry Twatter and the Sorcerer's Bone(r) ---  I'm gonna Rita Skeeter all up on your rockin' quaffles --- My name isn't Myrtle, but I sure could use a moan and 2 Witches, 1 Broomstick.

    Second places were up next and Ron's a Bitch took that award at the Brat House…


    While the two-witch crew of  It's Levi-ooh-sa, not Levio-sah took the same award at Who's…


    Pronounce it correctly people!!

    Then there was top spot. The chosen one (or two, in this case), you might say. The Brat's top team were Snitches and Horcruxes with 75 points...


    Well done ladies.

    Although if they would have played at Who's they would have places tied for fifth with the same score. Although in fairness Who's did have two-thirds of the teams playing there.

    However, twas the Harry Potter dorks from Can I Slytherin to your Chamber of Secrets that notched up 79 from 83 points to seal the overall win and enshrine their name in Quizmaster folklore…


    And seeing as their two die-hard members had the full Hogwarts uniforms, it was clearly meant to be for them...


    Something about those uniforms ladies!

    Oh, and then there was this...



    Courtesy of @Juluel315's Instagram.

    Giving the overwhelming success of the event, and clear popularity of Mr. Potter, plans are already in the works for Harry Potter Trivia, Round 2!!! Watch this space muggles!!

    Until next time Milwaukee, drink while you think…

    Sunday June 8th, 2014 Harry Potter Quiz Scores:


    1. 79 Can I Slytherin to your Chamber of Secrets
    2. 77 It's Levi-ooh-sa, not Levio-sah
    3. 76 The Magical Museum Menargerie
    4. 76 Half Drunk Princes and Princesses
    5. 75 Snitches and Horcruxes (1st Brat House)
    6. 75 I'm gonna Rita Skeeter all up on your rockin' quaffles
    7. 75 TriWizard Trivia
    8. 75 Dumbledorks
    9. 75 Hagrid and the Blast Ended Sluts
    10. 75 The Real House Elves of Diagon Alley
    11. 74 I'm the one who makes moaning Myrtle moan
    12. 73 Ron's a Bitch (2nd Brat House)
    13. 73 You mom is a Horcrux
    14. 72 Harry Twatter and the Sorcerer's Bone(r)
    15. 72 Snitches get stitches
    16. 72 The Skeeters!!! 
    17. 71 We saw Dumbledore at Pride Fest
    18. 71 99 Problems but a snitch ain't one
    19. 70 Dumbledorks
    20. 70 The Chosen Ones
    21. 70 The-team-that-shall-not-be-named
    22. 70 Wait, who's Harry Potter
    23. 70 McGonagall's Tight Buns
    24. 70 The Best Little Horcrux in Texas
    25. 70 It's not my wand in my pocket
    26. 70 The reason Mandrake's cry
    27. 69 Alas, Earwax
    28. 69 Fred's not dead
    29. 69 Accio Beer!
    30. 68 Your mom's a muggle
    31. 68 Dumbledore's beards
    32. 68 I got your 9 3/4 right here!
    33. 68 Gilderoy Lockhart is a fucking pussy! (best name, Brat House)
    34. 67 Mischief managed
    35. 67 Save a broomstick, ride a seeker
    36. 65 My name isn't Myrtle, but I sure could use a moan.
    37. 65 Mischief Managed
    38. 65 For Fawke's Sake
    39. 65 We who must not be named
    40. 64 The Slenderman Spellcasters
    41. 64 My 9 3/4 will take you to magical places
    42. 63 Our patronuses are Riverwest Stein, Cider Boys and Louie's Demise
    43. 63 Fizzing Quizbees
    44. 63 99 Problems but a snitch ain't one
    45. 62 Harry Snitches
    46. 62 99 Problems but a snitch ain't one
    47. 61 Club Harry
    48. 60 The Beer Garden is full of Nargles
    49. 60 Accio right answers and a butter beer
    50. 60 You're a Harry Wizard
    51. 59 The team that must not be named
    52. 58 Harry Twatter and the Sorcerer's Bone
    53. 58 Muggle Mayhem
    54. 56 Rita "skeet skeet" Skeeter
    55. 56 The Gryffindor Brats
    56. 53 Fucklepuff
    57. 51 Aberforth's Goat Rescue
    58. 50 2 Witches, 1 Broomstick
    59. 48 99 Problems but a snitch ain't one
    60. 42 Big Black Patronuses
    61. 41 Harry pulls out but Ron doesn't (My Harry Potter has Hogwarts)

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