October's Best Team Names

Milwaukee Ale House
  • What's the Opposite of Christopher Reeve?.... Christopher Walken
  • We Thought Alaska Was a Bargain. Turns Out It Came With a Palin
  • In Memory of Steve Jobs, the Last American Who Knew What the Fuck He Was Doing
  • We know Star Wars and Simpsons but not sports. Guess who wasn't banging broads in High School
  • With a 14-Year-Old Boy in the Quiz You Knew Michael Jackson Would Show Up
  • Amanda Knox's Conscience

Cafe Hollander
  • The only thing scary about this Halloween is my accent... Boo!
  • We Suck ... You Swallow.
  • Ain't Afraid of NO Ghosts!
  • The Halloweenies
  • Sasha Grey is the woman in the protein mask
  • That Australian Bitch Olivia Newton John
  • Idaho? No. You Da Ho!
  • Smarty Pints
  • I am legally obligated to inform you that I am a sexual predator
  • E=MC Hammer

Caffrey's Pub
  • Iron Man Is A Superhero, Iron Woman Is A Command.
  • Dan Wheldon's Passenger Seat.
  • Casey Anthony's Babysitting Service.
  • I'm Like A Hardware Store. I Screw. I Nut. I Bolt.
  • Knox Knox Who's There?.... Acquittal.
  • My Mom Has Better Boobs Than Yours.

Whiskey Bar
  • Dennis: the unknown Jonas Brother
  • No, there is no roofie in your drink, or chloroform in my trunk
  • I was gonna be a slut for Halloween, but everyone will just recognize me from last week
  • At the special ed prom, every dance is a slow dance
  • 10 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Steve Jobs, and Bob Hope. Now we have no cash, no jobs, and no hope. Lets hope Kevin Bacon lasts a few more years.
  • Females wanted: 3 horny bachelors, please call 414-473-8765. P.S. After we win this we will have $10 to buy you a drink..
  • I'd like to take a Holliday in your Pujols

Replay Sports Bar
  • Welcome to Milwaukee where the thinkers drink
  • Queen Elizabeth II: World's Richest Hussy
  • Sam Wickens Puts The Sex In Essex
  • Tell your Brother he's a fuckin' idiot

  • John Jameson For President
  • Madonna Wasn't Born in 1984
  • Quizards of Oz

Bootz Saloon
  • Former Gaddhafi Body Doubles
  • Sofa Kingdom

Fanatics Sports Central
  • The WNBA really fucks with Darwins theory of evolution
  • I can't Believe its Not Monkey Butter

Milwaukee Brat House
  • Baywatch was the show that showed me I was becoming a man... In My Pants
  • Any More Time in this Jungle Room and I'll Get Monkey Butter... In My Pants!
  • James Bond wouldn't have gotten anything done if it was Girls, Guns & GANJA
  • Pussy doesn't start with a G.
  • Arizona is going down like your Sister did last night
  • Want to kill Steve Jobs? There's an app for that.
  • Magic Johnson's Personal Aids

Zim's Bar
  • Trick-or-Beer!!!
  • Countries rearrange themselves to align with Chuck Norris' geography knowledge
  • The Little Lebowski Urban Achievers

Dino'z Sports Bar
  • Necrophilia: A Victimless Crime
  • A Few Fries Short Of A Happy Meal
  • Why Am I Here; I Don't Know Shit
  • Violent Segway Gang... On Segways

Jim's Place
  • The Only Thing Worse Than Rain After Washing Your Car is Having to poop after taking a shower
  • Favre Dollar Footlongs
  • Hookers Say: Tear Drops make the best lube
  • 9 0ut of 10 inmates enjoy gang rape
  • My GF was being too loud during sex, so i took away her rape whistle
  • If A Fat Girl Falls in the Woods, Do the trees laugh?

Attebury's Pub and Eatery
  • Do You Wanna Go To A Club Where People Wee On Each Other?
  • I Like Salty Things In My Mouth.
  • Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right, But Two Wrights Make An Airplane!

Black Rose Irish Pub
  • If a girl will eat a McRib, she will suck your dick on the 1st date
  • I found out the HARD way my roomate is Gay

Grafton Ale House
  • Lets Go Trick Or Treating At Dustin Diamond's House
  • Fuck The Cardinals
  • Pujols Takes Steroids in the Bathroom. Oh yeah, Fuck the Cardinals
  • We Don't Know Shit!
  • You're Just Jealous Because Americans Pronounce Words CORRECTLY!
  • I'd Put My Notorious B.I.G. in Lara's Croft
  • How Do You Like Your Eggs in the Morning? Scrambled or Fertilized?
  • Buscemi's Parents Should Have Named Him Morpheus Cuz Those Eyes Are Dreamy

The Highbury
  • A BJ will cost you 5 to 40
  • Spock and Sylar came out of the closet
  • You can't tell me that the movie "Aliens vs. To Catch A Predator" wouldn't be the best movie ever made.
  • La Russa's Roofing & Siding
  • Sex is like a game of Bridge. You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
  • I entered "ninjas" on dictionary.com. It came back "ninjas could not be found." Well played ninjas, well played.

Three Lions Pub
  • What do Spinach and anal sex have in common? We didn't like either as a child.
  • Tony LaRussa's Festering Syphilitic Pujols
  • Moammar Gadhafi is dead, and I am gay
  • No Seriously Fuck the Cubs
  • Whats the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Hitler Could Never Finish a Race
  • Dance like your Vagina's on FIRE!
  • Do Camels ever wander "Hey What's the deal with My Vagina Toe?"
  • I feel Sorry For Amanda Knox's Lonely Prison Bitch

Duke of Devon Pub
  • Pink Panty Pirates! Arrrrgh Matey
  • Drunken Husbands Pissed Off Wives
  • The Only Time We'd Cheer for the Cardinals Is If They Were Playing Al Qaeda
  • Party Like it's 1982!
  • (Amanda) Knox Outs
  • I Went to See Michael Jackson's Doctor and I Feel Really Sleepy!

Crisp Pizza Bar
  • Oh!… Sorry… I Was Picturing Whore Island
  • Thrust In and Out Burger


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