- What's the Opposite of Christopher Reeve?.... Christopher Walken
- We Thought Alaska Was a Bargain. Turns Out It Came With a Palin
- In Memory of Steve Jobs, the Last American Who Knew What the Fuck He Was Doing
- We know Star Wars and Simpsons but not sports. Guess who wasn't banging broads in High School
- With a 14-Year-Old Boy in the Quiz You Knew Michael Jackson Would Show Up
- Amanda Knox's Conscience
Cafe Hollander
- The only thing scary about this Halloween is my accent... Boo!
- We Suck ... You Swallow.
- Ain't Afraid of NO Ghosts!
- The Halloweenies
- Sasha Grey is the woman in the protein mask
- That Australian Bitch Olivia Newton John
- Idaho? No. You Da Ho!
- Smarty Pints
- I am legally obligated to inform you that I am a sexual predator
- E=MC Hammer
Caffrey's Pub
- Iron Man Is A Superhero, Iron Woman Is A Command.
- Dan Wheldon's Passenger Seat.
- Casey Anthony's Babysitting Service.
- I'm Like A Hardware Store. I Screw. I Nut. I Bolt.
- Knox Knox Who's There?.... Acquittal.
- My Mom Has Better Boobs Than Yours.
Whiskey Bar
- Dennis: the unknown Jonas Brother
- No, there is no roofie in your drink, or chloroform in my trunk
- I was gonna be a slut for Halloween, but everyone will just recognize me from last week
- At the special ed prom, every dance is a slow dance
- 10 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Steve Jobs, and Bob Hope. Now we have no cash, no jobs, and no hope. Lets hope Kevin Bacon lasts a few more years.
- Females wanted: 3 horny bachelors, please call 414-473-8765. P.S. After we win this we will have $10 to buy you a drink..
- I'd like to take a Holliday in your Pujols
Replay Sports Bar
- Welcome to Milwaukee where the thinkers drink
- Queen Elizabeth II: World's Richest Hussy
- Sam Wickens Puts The Sex In Essex
- Tell your Brother he's a fuckin' idiot
McGillycuddy's
- John Jameson For President
- Madonna Wasn't Born in 1984
- Quizards of Oz
Bootz Saloon
- Former Gaddhafi Body Doubles
- Sofa Kingdom
Fanatics Sports Central
- The WNBA really fucks with Darwins theory of evolution
- I can't Believe its Not Monkey Butter
Milwaukee Brat House
- Baywatch was the show that showed me I was becoming a man... In My Pants
- Any More Time in this Jungle Room and I'll Get Monkey Butter... In My Pants!
- James Bond wouldn't have gotten anything done if it was Girls, Guns & GANJA
- Pussy doesn't start with a G.
- Arizona is going down like your Sister did last night
- Want to kill Steve Jobs? There's an app for that.
- Magic Johnson's Personal Aids
Zim's Bar
- Trick-or-Beer!!!
- Countries rearrange themselves to align with Chuck Norris' geography knowledge
- The Little Lebowski Urban Achievers
Dino'z Sports Bar
- Necrophilia: A Victimless Crime
- A Few Fries Short Of A Happy Meal
- Why Am I Here; I Don't Know Shit
- Violent Segway Gang... On Segways
Jim's Place
- The Only Thing Worse Than Rain After Washing Your Car is Having to poop after taking a shower
- Favre Dollar Footlongs
- Hookers Say: Tear Drops make the best lube
- 9 0ut of 10 inmates enjoy gang rape
- My GF was being too loud during sex, so i took away her rape whistle
- If A Fat Girl Falls in the Woods, Do the trees laugh?
Attebury's Pub and Eatery
- Do You Wanna Go To A Club Where People Wee On Each Other?
- I Like Salty Things In My Mouth.
- Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right, But Two Wrights Make An Airplane!
Black Rose Irish Pub
- If a girl will eat a McRib, she will suck your dick on the 1st date
- I found out the HARD way my roomate is Gay
Grafton Ale House
- Lets Go Trick Or Treating At Dustin Diamond's House
- Fuck The Cardinals
- Pujols Takes Steroids in the Bathroom. Oh yeah, Fuck the Cardinals
- We Don't Know Shit!
- You're Just Jealous Because Americans Pronounce Words CORRECTLY!
- I'd Put My Notorious B.I.G. in Lara's Croft
- How Do You Like Your Eggs in the Morning? Scrambled or Fertilized?
- Buscemi's Parents Should Have Named Him Morpheus Cuz Those Eyes Are Dreamy
The Highbury
- A BJ will cost you 5 to 40
- Spock and Sylar came out of the closet
- You can't tell me that the movie "Aliens vs. To Catch A Predator" wouldn't be the best movie ever made.
- La Russa's Roofing & Siding
- Sex is like a game of Bridge. You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
- I entered "ninjas" on dictionary.com. It came back "ninjas could not be found." Well played ninjas, well played.
Three Lions Pub
- What do Spinach and anal sex have in common? We didn't like either as a child.
- Tony LaRussa's Festering Syphilitic Pujols
- Moammar Gadhafi is dead, and I am gay
- No Seriously Fuck the Cubs
- Whats the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Hitler Could Never Finish a Race
- Dance like your Vagina's on FIRE!
- Do Camels ever wander "Hey What's the deal with My Vagina Toe?"
- I feel Sorry For Amanda Knox's Lonely Prison Bitch
Duke of Devon Pub
- Pink Panty Pirates! Arrrrgh Matey
- Drunken Husbands Pissed Off Wives
- The Only Time We'd Cheer for the Cardinals Is If They Were Playing Al Qaeda
- Party Like it's 1982!
- (Amanda) Knox Outs
- I Went to See Michael Jackson's Doctor and I Feel Really Sleepy!
Crisp Pizza Bar
- Oh!… Sorry… I Was Picturing Whore Island
- Thrust In and Out Burger
