• If you were taking cowgirl Jessie out on a first date, where might you go? Answer: Andy's bedroom

• Name a place you'd least expect to see a super hero? Answer: Strip Club

• Name something that might ruin your date? Answer: Your date dies in your arms

• Name a reason a woman might marry a man she just met 2 months ago? Answer: Green Card

• What would you do if your wife decided to not have sex with you for a full year as a New Year’s resolution? Answer: Get a prostitute

• Name a celebrity that is famous for twerking? Answer: Chris Brown's latest hit

• We asked 100 married man, what would you do if your wife new year’s resolution was to not have sex with you for a year? Answer: Buy a Boat

• What would you do if you had Donald Trump’s hair? Answer: corn rolls (in jail) 

• Name a house/type of house that you’d never want to spend much time in? Answer: Outhouse 

• Name something you pick that can make you rich? Answer: Husband

• What’s the first thing you are likely to be asked at your high school reunion? Answer: Do you still have herpes?

• What kind of food might be served at wedding that's on a severe budget? Answer: Bag of dicks

• Asking 100 married women: name something you'd be surprised to hear your husband picked up? Answer: An STD

• Name a hot place where you'd never expect to see someone to be eating ice cream? Answer: Mexico

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Fat Daddy's

• Name a talent a person is born with and can't be taught? Answer: Blow Jobs

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Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood

• Name something a dog pees on that would be weird to see a person pee on? Answer: My wife

• Name a form of communication that would be the worst way to break up with someone on Valentine’s Day? Answer: Carrier Pigeon

• What on the playground do you wish was adult sized? Answer: The Children 

• What would be hard for a woman who was in her last month of pregnancy to do? Answer: Eat Ass

• Besides “biographies”, what section of a book store would a memoir of YOUR life belong in? Answer: "Still a Virgin"

• What does your Mom do better than your wife? Answer: Handles my penis

• Guys, what would you do if a hot co-worker flirted with you at work? Answer: Ask for ID

• Name a gag gift that someone might get at an “over the hill” birthday party? Answer: Viagra

• Name an animal beginning with H that would be a disgusting entree for a Valentine's Day dinner? Answer: Hamsters

3 Sheeps Brewing

• Name a place where it would be in bad taste to hit on someone? Answer: The Abortion Clinic

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J&B's Blue Ribbon

• Guys, name a collection a woman might have that might scare you away? Answer: Live-in ex-boyfriends

Milwaukee Brat House, Shorewood

• Name something you takeoff a turkey before serving it? Answer: Balls

• Name an item/object found in your house that would be a good weapon during a Zombie Apocalypse? Answer: Vibrating Dildo

• Name something a bad guy might throw out the window during a police chase? Answer: Baby

• If you were about to “go all the way” with someone, what’s something that might make you have second thoughts once you see them naked? Answer: 'someone drew the smallest penis I’ve ever seen.'

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Pete's Pub

• Name something that pregnant women often complain about? Answer: Peeing too much

• Name a place where I would be in bad taste to hit on someone? Answer: The abortion clinic

• Name something soft and white? Answer: Coke! … We mean snow

• What do cannibal children want in their candy bags? Answer: Candied nuts

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Rally Time, West Bend

• Name something that old people in a nursing home might look forward to? Answer: a Coffin 

• You’ve been asked to house sit for a family that owns a mega mansion. What do you hope the house has? Answer: Stripper Pole! 

• Besides decent food, name something that an astronaut has to go without when living on the space station? Answer: Piece of ass 

• Name something found in Las Vegas that you’d like to see more of in your home town? Answer: Strippers and Cocaine 

• Name something you don't want flat? Answer: An Ass 

• Name a device you look through? Answer: Telescrotum

• Name a weather term that might also describe your partner? Answer: 12 inches 

• Name something that your mom always told you to keep clean? Answer: My crotch 

• Name something that a man might try to cover up on a first date? Answer: Dick size

• If you went back in time 10,000 years, name a luxury item that you’d probably miss? Answer: Vibrator

• Name something that a grown woman would lie about that a young girl would not? Answer: Body Count

• What did your ex stick you with?  Answer: A Kid 

• Where do crabs live? Answer:  (Your Mom's) Genitals  

• What do you wish you could hit the delete button on? Answer: (Your Mom's) Crabs

• Name something that a country singer would sing about that a rapper probably would not? Answer: Incest 

• Name something that you hope your new lover does NOT have when you see them naked for the first time? Answer:  Leaves for Cigarettes 

• Name a complaint you might have about your car that you might also have about your partner? Answer: Short Dipstick 

• Name something that most men hate to admit they can’t do? Answer: Find the Clitoris